Nirvana Biopic News: Courtney Love’s Casting Call

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scarlett.jpgThe rumor’s out that alt-rock lightning rod/David LaChapelle muse Courtney Love has begun casting for a 2009 film based on Heavier Than Heaven, a biography of her husband, Mr. Pisces Iscariot himself, Kurt Cobain. According to reports, Love has asked Woody Allen mainstay Scarlett Johansson to play herself. She’s also reportedly lined up Ryan Gosling to play Cobain. No word on whether or not she’s asked Keanu Reeves to play Krist Novoselic, Animal from the Muppets to play Dave Grohl, Will Ferrell to play Mark Lanegan, Anthony Bourdain to play Chris Cornell, Adam Duritz to play Buzz Osbourne, Karen O to play Kathleen Hanna, Kathleen Hanna to play Kat Bjelland, or Thurston Moore to play Eric Erlandson, but stay tuned and we’ll let you know as soon as the news breaks.

Is Hillary Barack’s “B*tch”?

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Obama was rocking in Iowa, and was expected to trounce the competition in New Hampshire. Then out of the blue, Hillary shed a tear or two and pulled out a victory, making the Democratic presidential primaries a bit more interesting. She’s always been a threat. So it’s little wonder team Obama was blasting Jay-Z‘s “99 Problems” (with the famed line “I got 99 problems/but a bitch ain’t one”) at a rally back at the start of the month. That sounds kinda harsh, right? So it makes sense Obama’s camp said the boss didn’t know about the song choice. We’ll let him slide on this one. Barack did cop to digging “Crazy in Love” and Eminem, though – good stuff for dancing.What rap track would be right for Hillary to respond with?

No One Wants to See McPhee Marry

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katharine_mcpheeNot only do folks not want to listen to Katharine McPhee, they also don’t want to look at her. The American Idol star (who was dropped from her record label last week) is shopping around shots of her February nuptials to boyfriend Nick Cokas, but apparently no one wants them. After offering the pics to People, OK! and InTouch, a source says that UsWeekly might be interested, but for far less than the $60,000 asking price.

The practice of selling shots from star-studded weddings has become commonplace, with guests banned from taking shots so exclusives can be given to tabloid magazines. McPhee’s $60,000 fee pales in comparison to the $2 million Britney received when she married K-Fed, the $3 million Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher received, and even Xtina‘s paltry half mil sum.

Rock of Love 2 Recap – Episode 1 – Blondes Have More…Work To Do

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Very early in this first episode of Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels, Big John lays down the formula for the show. Everything you need for a great season is in the following steps:

1. Bring the noise.

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2. Bring the barrel full of Bret’s Brew.

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(No, really. It’s called Bret’s Brew.)

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3. Bring the mess.

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4. Bring the swing.

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Lather, rinse, repeat. Hold the lather, actually. Soap has no place in this house.

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Celebrity Babies Redeem Their Mommies

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Congrats to Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera! They both were busy on Friday poppin’ out babies at the same time ( and at the same hospital). Nicole and her boyfriend Joel Madden welcomed a baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden, while Xtina gave birth a couple of hours later to new son Max Liron Bratman. It’s probably too soon – and too creepy – to suggest that these two tots should totally date someday, right? Anyway, everyone (admittedly, ourselves included) is so mushy and gushy over the starlets’ new journey into motherhood that we’ve almost forgotten the moments that got them here. You know the assless chaps, the hair extensions, the trashy make up and boob flashing. But rest assured, we haven’t! So Harlow Winter Kate and Max, when that angsty moment comes around your thirteenth birthday, and you feel the urge to lash out against your super cool Hollywood mom, this post will be there for you, preserved somewhere in the archives of the web. Print out these pics (see below), hang them around your mansion and enjoy the drama that follows. You can thank us by not ever needing to go to rehab.

[Images: Getty]

Monday: Kim Kardashian Kicks Butt

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The singer tore off a pap’s shirt after he snapped her pic down under. That seems more sexy than threatening. [TMZ]

Britney: Shops in her Wedding Dress
Honestly, do expect anything less than Britney shopping for Mercedes with her boyrazzi in the wedding dress she wore when marrying K-Fed? Crazy is as crazy does. [People]

Kim Kardashian Defends her Man
While clubbing in LA, Kim kicked out the dude who apparently bribed her NFL star boyfriend with money while he was in college. Dashie don’t play that. [NYDN]

The Golden Globes Happened – Did You Notice?
Atonement wins for best pic, and everyone goes home bored. [EOnline]

Eva’s Got Jessica Simpson’s Back
The actress stands up for her pal after fans start blaming the Cowboys’ playoff loss on Jessica. We like to blame Jess for everything – global warming is totally her fault! [People]

Rock of Love 2 Blog Party (Episode 1)

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5 Down, 15 To Go Posted at 9:54PM EST

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So Jackey, Missi, Ashley, Erin and Courtney failed to make the cut. What do you think of Bret’s choices? Should he have kept any of these girls, and if so, who should he have booted instead?

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Pole Position Posted at 9:37PM EST

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Jackye: able to work the pole or eligible for retirement?

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Rock of Love 2 Girls: Hot or Not Results!

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There is a new batch of girls vying for Brett Michaels’ heart. We asked which of them are hot and which are not, then we read through thousands of comments and ranked the cast in order of hotness. Each girl’s “score” is the percentage of people that find her to be hot. Let us know if you agree with the final results and visit the Rock of Love 2 show page for photos and videos.

1. Kristy Jo
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HOT = 369
NOT = 2
Other = 2

Score: 98%
2. Mya
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HOT = 226
NOT = 40
Other = 8

Score: 82%
3. Inna
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HOT = 212
NOT = 182
Other = 31

Score: 49%

4. Cori
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HOT = 206
NOT = 155
Other = 70

Score: 47%

5. Courtney
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HOT = 181
NOT = 178
Other = 81

Score: 41%
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The Weekly Wrap-Up: Britney Bolts, Heidi Poses & Bret Picks His Babes

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Weather Report: Very Breasty Tonight

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Nimrods surround us, no doubt. But what kind of nimrod actually tries to “honk” the boobs on a computer generated chart of the female torso while he’s delivering the weather forecast to a Nowheresville, Indiana TV audience?

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