Kim Kardashian: Not Desperate, Annoying


kimface.jpgHey everyone, gather round! Are you listening? Taking notes? Snapping pictures? Good. Kim Kardashian wants and needs your attention. She’s talking about an important, relevant issue: her stupid sex tape that for some reason won’t die. “I’m not poor, I’m not desperate, I would never try to sell a sex tape,” she says. “It would humiliate me and my family. I don’t need the money. It’s something I feel very betrayed by, but I’m not pointing any fingers.”

But why not just stop talking about the thing, then? Ah, that would mean that we might forget about Kim, and who on earth would want to do that? Never fear, Kim is hard at work trying to make it at this whole “famous for nothing” biz. When not sitting on her boyfriend’s lap, here’s what she’s up too: “I also model and I’m taking acting and singing classes. I work very hard.”

Yes, she puts Mother Teresa to shame with all her . Check out some pics of Kim working very hard below, while we work hard not to barf. [Getty]

Last Night’s Pics: Jessica Alba & Hayden Panettiere


Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. Last Night’s Pics puts you in touch with all the action.

A visibly pregnant Jessica Alba strolled the red carpet at the premiere of her spookster flick, The Eye, alongside fiance Cash Warren and costar Alessandro Nivola.

The Cinema Society hosted a screening of “Marc Jacobs & Louis Vuitton,” attracting a slew of fashion-conscious celebs. Guests included Heidi Klum, Naomi Lenoir, Sophia Bush, Anne Hathaway, Marc Jacobs, Rachel Zoe, Ellen Pompeo, and Padma Lakshmi.

The red carpet at the premiere of The Spiderwick Chronicles was an eclectic mix of cute kids and drunken old dudes. Hayden Panettiere & brother Jansen did the red carpet thing with fellow cutie Freddie Highmore. On the other end of the carpet, Nick Nolte and son, Brawley, sort of looked like they stumbled into the wrong party. Martin Short was also spotted at the premiere. Nolte & Short both have supporting roles in the film, making us slightly less creeped out.

Britney Spears’ Contagious Craziness


As if what’s happening in the Spears household wasn’t bad enough, now it seems that whatever’s wrong with the deposed pop princess might be catching. In terrifying news for people who fly in planes, an Air Canada flight from Toronto to London had to be diverted to Ireland on Tuesday because the co-pilot apparently suffered a nervous breakdown. According to reports, he was dragged screaming from the cockpit and placed into restraints. As one passenger told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation: “His voice was clear so he didn’t sound drunk or anything. He was swearing and asking for God and very distressed. He basically said he wanted to talk to God.” Couple that with the news of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy and even news about Eva Mendes’ rehab visit, and we think we’ve identified a trend. Crazy: No longer reserved for full-moons only.