Yeah yeah, we love to call her nuts too, but let’s be real: if you lived in Britney Spears‘ shoes for 24 hours, you’d be batsh*t crazy in no time. Considering what the girl goes through, it’s a miracle she’s not way worse. Maybe we’ve just warmed up to Brit again now that her dad Jamie’s got her on the straight and narrow, but seriously, let’s give her some room to heal and get back to her regular ol’ Cheeto-guzzling ways. Then we can harass the crap out of her!
Take for example, the video above, in which poor little BritBrit is smothered by photogs – and some freak in a wig – galore while trying to get back into her Starbucks routine (we particularly enjoyed the moment she freaks out on her bodyguard). Haven’t we seen this occurrence a billion times before? The girl gets her daily 2200 calorie intake from one giant drink. Move on! Then, earlier in the day Britney was allowed to see her sons again (woohoo!), but was stalked from above by the ever-present paps. Maybe we should all agree to give the girl some space to get back to “normal.” Do we really want to be responsible for driving her to walk into gas station bathrooms barefoot again?
VH1’s newest show features Lance Krall as a dimwitted radio host who has some infuriating opinions and isn’t shy about expressing them. He also has a weekly blog here where he discusses his innermost thoughts. In this episode, Lance attempts to order free pizza and learns that his “fame” doesn’t have quite the cachet he thinks it does. We know: surprising.
Nicole Richie: Broadway Bound?
The starlet is considering take up the lead in the musical Chicago as part of her ongoing quest to make Paris Hilton jealous of her way-more awesome life. [Us]
Britney’s Babies Debut New Hairdos
We don’t know what’s worse – the fact that this is “news” or that we’re reporting it. But hey, the kids look great! [Us]
Mariah’s Latest Sexy Outfit
We’re a sucker for Mimi’s outfit choices, especially when she dresses like a glamorous hooker out for a walk in the snow. [DListed]
A PussyCat Doll Quits the Group!
What heartbreaking news! If only we could tell the Dolls apart and figure out the identity of the defector. [ONTD]
Heath’s Docs Investigated About Deadly Meds
Clearly even though Heath has passed, the drama surrounding his death will live on forever. [Us]
Yeah boyeee! Flavor of Love 3 is on fiah! Last week the girls boasted their cooking skills and were treated to an afternoon on ice with Flav! Read up on all the action here and tell us which ladies are safe and who you think Flav will dismiss next.
Ice and Rayna got the boot last episode. Did you forecast their falls?
Fallen, but not forgotten
Watch Flavor of Love 3 Monday, 9PM EST.
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Exclusive Interviews: Ice & Rayna
Episode 3 Recap: Iced Out!
Dr. Drew’s weekly commentary on Celebrity Rehab continues! After the jump, the hardest-working doctor in showbiz talks about the group’s unraveling, Jessica’s meeting with prostitutes and how he was able to offer free sober-living treatment to the group.
MySpace has nothing on FlavorofLoveWorld.com! The site allows fans to rant about cast members, predict who’ll be eliminated next — and, um, upload their hottest pics and vids. Maybe we’re showing off, but VH1 has the sexiest users on the Internet and we’re proving it by highlighting a Flavor of Love World user every day. Prepare to blush.
Browse more profiles at FlavorofLoveWorld.com.
It’s been too long since we last heard from Gnarls Barkley — when they release their album Odd Couple this April, it’ll have been 23 months since the monster, “Crazy”-inducing St. Elsewhere dropped. (But who’s counting?) Thankfully, the most inventive pair in hip-hop are back with their new single “Run,” and we’ll premiere the video tomorrow. To tide you over, they snuck us a couple of images from the video.
Take the jump to see another shot from the video, and come back tomorrow to watch the video!
They do things different down there Nashville. Guess when Miley Cyrus was growing up in Achy Breaky Land, she got some some bad info regarding the sublime mixture of tomatoes, sugar, and water. Last night on Leno she slurped some ketchup straight from the bottle and told her host it was a member of the food family that includes oranges, apples, and plums. How crazed is Ms. Miley?
HOLD ON, THIS JUST IN: We teased Miley, but she was technically right. To a botanist, ketchup may very well be a fruit. Apologies to Hannah M. We shoulda had a V8. What food do you guys get mixed up?
We just had to ask. The reigning pop princess wore this leather contraption in concert last night in Dublin, Ireland. No wonder Chris Brown is all up in her stuff these days – this is some serious dominatrix goodness! Someone grab an umbrella and cover her up.
[All images: Getty]
Rock of Love 2 is heating up! Last week Rodeo dropped by to test the gals wrangling skills. Catch up on all the action here and tell us which ladies are safe and who will be dismissed next episode.
Catherine and Peyton got the boot last episode. Did you forecast their falls?
Fallen, but not forgotten
Watch Rock of Love 2 Sunday, 9PM EST.
Rock of Love 2 Show Page
Exclusive Interview: Rock of Love’s Peyton
Episode 6 Recap: Saddles & Sadness