Blog Best-Of: Mariah’s Melons

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mariah_breast_links.jpg- Mariah Carey puts makeup on her boobs. I wonder if the, “Ladies pinch, whores wear rouge” rule applies? [CityRag]

- Star Jones and Sherri Shepherd sign up for a revival of The Vagina Monologues. Let’s hope they spare us the view. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Beyoncé and Jay-Z sit side-to-side using laptops. They use computers to hide their disinterest for each other, too. Celebrities are just like us! [Cake & Ice Cream]

- Michael Jackson is considering playing London this year. Whether that “playing” will involve music or with little boys is not yet clear. [Bossip]

- And finally, I offer no puns, wordplay or insight really, and yet I think the following statement is absolutely vital: Dr. Phil is a donkey’s ass. An ass’ ass, even. [Dlisted]

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Comment On the Critics’ Choice Show

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The Hollywood awards season kicks off tonight with the Critics’ Choice shebang. From red carpet arrivals (on VH1) to post-show wrap-up (on VH1.com) we’re showing all the action right here. This time out, you’re not only invited to watch, you’re invited to throw some opinions around. We’ll be live blogging the event, and we need your commentary throughout the evening. Make sure to be back here at 8 pm EST, with one eye on the television and one eye on the computer screen.

In the meantime: vote for all your fave nominees, and find out who the hottest actors and actresses under 20 are. Don’t agree with us? Start duking it out in the comments section right now.

Brit Released from Hospital, Romances Pap

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We’re not totally sure how it’s possible for one woman to create a gajillion news stories in one day, but Britney Spears seems to be capable of doing just that. So let’s break down the Brit report into two easy categories to try to simplify this mess.

1. What shocked us: Brit tested clean for drugs and alcohol. Turns out Britney’s just really just high on life!

2. What didn’t shock us:

  • Where to begin? How about with Dr. Phil? He of course got involved in the drama and then took a beating in the press after it was alleged he arrived unannounced and freaked the freak (Britney) out. He cleared his name this morning and says her fam wanted him there, in true trashy fashion.
  • Britney was released early from the hospital. Because celebrities can do whatever they want, no matter how crazy they may be. Lucky!
  • Kevin is “freaked out” by Brit’s release and is stocking up on security. The Fedster continues to prove he is way smarter than his outfit choices make him look.
  • X17 is accusing Britney’s paparazzi boyfriend of trying to sell his stories – and pics – to news agencies for $5 million dollars! And here we thought he was just interested in making a new friend.
  • Brit doesn’t seem to care, and she’s been spotted in Santa Barbara shopping and kissing her new man. Oh, and some video shows Britney on her hotel balcony not wearing pants – the least shocking news of all.
  • Sources tell TMZ that her family is desperately trying to get Britney into mental hospital to deal with her (alleged) bi-polar disorder. Maybe they should have thought of this like, four years ago when they were all living the good life off of her cash.

The Celebreality Interview – Dr. Drew

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You may know Dr. Drew Pinsky from radio and MTV’s Loveline, or from CNN’s Strictly Sex With Dr. Drew, or from his writing and research. Or you may know him just as that hot guy who knows, like, everything about everything. He’s bringing his expertise as an addictionologist to VH1 via Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, a new Celebreality show that debuts Thursday, Jan. 10 at 10/9c. The series chronicles the substance-abuse rehabilitation of eight celebrities (Brigitte Nielsen, Mary Carey, Jeff Conway, Chyna Doll, Jessica Sierra, Seth “Shifty” Binzer, Jaimee Foxworth and Daniel Baldwin). If you think this sounds like a trainwreck sliding your way…well, you may be surprised to find how quiet, reflective and sensitive the show actually is.

But don’t take our word for it. After the jump, Dr. Drew talks about the conception of the show, the treachery of treating famous people and why drug addicts are funny.

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