Thursday: Paris Loves Her Mother Earth

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paris-121307.jpgParis Hilton Saves the Planet
The heiress is helping the earth by buying a hybrid car. Maybe she could stop polluting it with her skanky outfits and cheap perfume, too. [Yahoo]

The Hills Girls Get Boozy
Vogue intern Lauren Conrad got a little too buzzed at The Hills finale party. Is it because the word is out that her Parisian love interest may be a plant? [NYP]

Reese Witherspoon’s a Bossy Co-Star
The actress is letting her Type A attitude flow on the set of her new movie with mellow dude Vince Vaughn. Somewhere her ex-husband is laughing. [NYDN]

Britney’s a Bad Boss
Brit got busted by paps who got her on video showing driving away from a gas station and leaving her assistant behind. [TMZ]

Charlie Sheen’s Psycho About Decorating
We love this picture of Charlie Sheen’s mansion decked out in X-Mas lights almost as much as we love his scandalous past. There’s gotta be something x-rated going on in that wholesome looking house!

Cash Warren Inspires PAs to Reach for the Lady Stars

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jessica-cash.jpgToday’s news that super sexy Hollywood starlet Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren‘s baby has stirred excitement in production departments across the entertainment industry. You see, the pair met when Cash was a production assistant on the set of Alba’s 2005 flick, The Fantastic Four. A couple of our PA’s were inspired and motivated by Warren’s lady-snagging skills, and wanted to get their names and faces out there in case any other female Hollywood players were looking for a hunky, young regular dude to turn into their own personal Mr. Mom (with a sweet Ferarri, K-Fed style). So Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere…if you’re out there, we have two fine young production assistants just ready to be the recipients of your sugar-mommying*! Check em out below and if you like what you see, shoot our guys an email at vh1blog@vh1.com. They wanna take you out on a date - your treat, of course.

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*Britney Spears need not apply.

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Fashion WTF: Coco Is Loco – And We Like it

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coco-121207.jpgWe love Ice-T’s Barbie-esque wife CoCo solely because of her outfits alone. Obviously her name is reason enough to be obsessed, but we’re hooked on her flashy fashion choices too. Just like Brooke Hogan rocks some risky looks without fear, CoCo just puts it all out there every time she leaves the house. So maybe it’s not what style icons like Nicole Richie or Jennifer Aniston would throw on, but if CoCo wants to hit up the I Am Legend premiere (like she did last night) in a fuchsia tank top that harnesses around her neck and matching eye makeup, then more power to her! And who can blame her for highlighting that sexy tank with a long white fur coat and completing the look with purple pants covered in puffy pant art? There’s no basic black on this lady, and dear God, that’s the way it should be. Viva la Coco!

Check out more pics below of our girl CoCo working it on the red carpet.

I Love New York Finale Forecast: Who Will Win?

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The I Love New York 2 season finale is Monday, December 17th at 9PM EST. Will New York pick Tailor Made or Buddha? Watch exclusive footage from the entire season, check out photos, and then make your picks. Comment now!

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Hulk Hogan Ain’t Makin’ Sense

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hulkhogan1212.jpgHulk Hogan recently did an interview to promote his new show – a brand new version on the 90′s hit American Gladiators. And while he did offer some insight as to how he’s doing these days – “I just pray that things get better for my family” – most of what he said didn’t make that much sense. Below we try to comprehend what’s going on in Hulk’s head.

On his current state: “I’m just leaning into the wind.”
This is probably not that hard considering his massive size.

On the fallout from his son Nick’s car accident: “…we’re going to be very happy when the truth really comes out of what really (happened), instead of all the speculation and all the mentality that’s going on.”
Last time we checked, mentality couldn’t “go on.” But hey, Hulk can use words in whatever way he wants – if we say otherwise, he’ll kick our ass!

On his new show American Gladiator: “Things are bigger and faster. Now we’ve got water — and I wish it was shark-infested.”
We know this is some sort of metaphor, but we have no idea what it means so we’re just going to take it literally. Sharks!

The Hulk did make some sense when he revealed that he’s staying “very, very positive,” and asserted that “You can never say never” when it comes to a reconciliation with his wife. That’s a start Hulk! Now just work on your mentality, and you’ll be good to go.

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Britney’s Worst Year Ever: February

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You were there through the bad driving, the head-shaving, and the Criss Angel thing. It’s been a tough year for our girl. No one could have imagined a mere 12 months ago that she’d create such glorious new nonsense every week. Some of the craziness escapes you? Come back every day: We’re counting down the events that made up the Year in Britney.

year_in_britney_2.jpg February 13Beach Blanket Britney – Britney was spotted at a Manhattan nightclub (in the dead of winter, mind you), rocking what the New York Post described as a “bikini and white busboy coat.” Whatever, can’t fault a girl for taking advantage of global warming, right? Anyway, what seemed like one in a growing number of quirks actually was an ominous sign of things to come, for within days, Britney had her first round with…

February 14Rehab, Take 1 – Britney checked in to Eric Clapton’s Crossroads in Antigua, California, and then checked out within 24 hours. It’s not that she didn’t want help, it’s just that she has, like, a really short attention span. [TMZ.com]

February 16A Woman Shorn – That evening, Britney entered a Los Angeles hair salon and asked a beautician to shave her head. When the hairdresser wouldn’t comply, she took matters into her own hands and buzzed herself down to stubble. When asked later what prompted her to do this, she told a paparazzo it was “because of you.” The photogs who undoubtedly made a mint off of shots of the freshly shaved Brit were all, “You shouldn’t have!” [Sky News]

February 20Rehab 2, Electric Boogaloo - If the title of this entry suggests that I’m not taking Brit’s second stint that month in rehab (this time at Promises in Malibu) seriously, it’s becuase, well, I’m not. For you see…[National Enquirer]

February 21Rehab Aborted, Again – …she wasn’t serious about it, again ditching rehab after being there for fewer than 24 hours. It was as though she got dieting and rehabbing confused and decided that yo-yoing was the best method. [FOXNews.com]

February 21 - You Can Stand Under My…Rage – As if a 24-hour turnaround time in rehab wasn’t enough to entertain us, Britney trumped the head shaving of last time by kicking the ass of a photog’s SUV parked outside Kevin Federline’s house. She was reportedly enraged that she couldn’t get inside the pad to see her kids. Undoubtedly, the money made from the shots could have bought about 10 of those vehicles. For all of her hardship and messiness, Britney’s touch is Midas. [X17]

February 22Rehab: Yes, Yes, Yes - Third time turned out to be a charm for Britney, who checked into Promises and would eventually complete the facility’s 30-day in-patient program. Over the course of the time, she learned to sit and stay. So, you know, it just goes to show that she’s still trainable. All is not lost! [TMZ.com]

[Image credit: X17]

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2007′s Craziest: Alec Baldwin Loves His Kid

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Some gossip stories are too big to forget. We’re counting down the 20 biggest, baddest, and most ridiculous celeb scandals of the year. You’ll get a new one posted every day.

Last April someone (we think she has blond hair and an Oscar) leaked a vicious voice-mail that an enraged Alec Baldwin had left his 12-year old daughter Ireland. Most of the world freaked, but some people wondered if what he said was any worse than the crap parents have scream at kids on a regular basis. Sure he swore at her – a lot – and called her a “rude, thoughtless little pig.” And hey, maybe it even got a little sketchy there when he said he was going to come and “straighten you [Ireland] out.” But this is lovable Alec Baldwin we’re talking about – everyone’s favorite red state-loving boss on 30 Rock! We’d take the abuse to hang with him, and we’d never make an ass out of Alex by not answering his phone calls. Years of screaming voicemails from our own parents have made us way smarter than that. [TMZ. Image: Getty]

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Wednesday: Jessica Alba’s a Hot Mama

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jessica-alba-1212.jpgJessica Alba: Still Hot, Now Pregnant!
Congrats to the couple – especially her beau Cash Warren, who will now be forever covered by his cash cow of a baby-mama. [People]

Madonna Freaks Out in Yoga Class
Madge apparently kicked out an entire yoga class at her gym so she could practice by herself. Surely Kaballah doesn’t preach being an asshole, right? [NYP]

Amy Winehouse Can’t See Hubby, Cries
The singer missed visiting hours at her hubby’s jailed and spazzed. Um, set an alarm next time? [Us]

Fur Lovin’ Olsens Twins Trashed by PETA
The animal rights group is ragging on the gajillionaire sisters for wearing lots n’ lots of animal products. [Us]

Gwyneth and Chris – Still Together, Still Boring
The Paltrow-Martins were spotted lunching together and chatting. Couldn’t they be plotting their divorce? [NYDN]

Smartest Model: Who Has a Shot?

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This week’s Smartest Model featured a ton of the models’ pictures from the photo-shoot challenge. In lieu of giving a rundown of the episode, we thought we’d post galleries of the shots, so that you can see for yourself the raw (or sometimes elusive) talent behind the models:

Angela:

Andre:

V.J.:

With Angela booted this week, it’s down to V.J. and Andre for the final two — USA vs. Soviet. Who do you think is going to take it? And more importantly: do you think that V.J. ripped off Andre’s poses, as he was accused of doing? Here’s a bonus gallery of comparisons: you be the judge.

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