Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. About Last Night puts you in touch with all the action.
Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Bai Ling, Alexa Vega, and Kristen Bell attended the Official Launch of Ubisoft’s “Assassin’s Creed.”
Tom Cruise was saluted by the Museum of the Moving Image. Wife Katie Holmes, Julianne Moore, Ellen Barkin, Tim Robbins, and Leelee Sobieski were among the fellow actors honoring the Hollywood mainstay.
The Web is full of people voicing their opinions. Britney‘s a slut, Radiohead is god, Transformers was the best stoner flick since
Kill Bill A Scanner Darkly. But to close out 2007 we’re looking for people who voice their opinion with a video camera and some wit. We’re looking for people who voice their opinions about movies. We’re looking for an eCritic!
The deal is simple. Send us a clip of your most entertaining movie review, and we’ll place it on our eCritic site for others to see and comment on. If your level of authority and amusement is deep enough to really impress us, you just might be heading to Hollywood to see the upcoming Critics’ Choice Awards and participate as a voting member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association.
Always felt like you had something to say about the movies you see each week? Grab your camera and get in the game.
Christina’s Planning for Baby Boy
…Or so the paparazzi thinks, as she was spotted shopping for lil’ boy clothes. Maybe she just wanted some super tight skinny jeans? [x17]
Is Lindsay’s Boyfriend Bashing Her Mom?
Rehabbed Riley claims someone is impersonating him on MySpace and hasn’t said a peep about Dina. Too bad – Fake Riley seems pretty damn smart. [E Online]
Diddy’s Fight Charges Get Dumped
The rapper will not faces charges for getting in a fight with a pal outside of an NYC nightclub this fall. He should punish himself by walking to Brooklyn to get us some cheesecake. Please? [NYDN]
Rosie’s Ready to Get Back on TV
Ro’s dropping hints that she wants back on your tube. Will she be better behaved when she’s Hasselbeck-free? [People]
Mandy Moore Caught Kissing Friends Star
Oh sure – Mandy Moore and Matthew Perry make complete sense as a couple. He’s like Zach Braff with wrinkles and a crappier career. [NYP]
- Prince goes after fansite operators for copyright infringement. Clearly, he has not had his plus sign 2 day. [SOULBOUNCE.com]
- Taye Diggs discovers geek chic. Or maybe he’s just bringing the early ’90s back. Either way: BAD. DECISION. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Lopez doesn’t have a baby bump, she has a baby basketball. Seriously. Now I feel like she’s just playing with us. It’s a pick-up game, but a game nonetheless. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Alyssa Milano demands that a website retract its claim that she’s had Botox. You know, there is a huge difference between Botox and Restylane. Keep up, people! [CityRag]
- Is Pete Doherty using again? Is blow white? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
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Irv Gotti has a lot of explaining to do, and explain he does: every week he gives us blow-by-blow commentary on the latest episode of Gotti’s Way. After the jump, Irv talks about DMX’s wife Tashera, signing Vanessa Carlton, hobnobbing with “talent,” and what he means when he says, “Compromise doesn’t work.”
We can’t get enough of these gems from an interview with Rachel Ritfield, the woman who was to be Akon‘s fourth wife. Sadly, when push came to shove, the model just couldn’t force herself to walk down the aisle with the polygamous rapper. Rachel said, “I want a man who thinks that I’m God’s gift to creation and I can think the same of him.” Well then what was she doing with Akon in the first place? Isn’t he a notorious man ho? Apparently dry-humping underage fans can really turn a woman on. Rachel was not freaked out by the whole plural marriage thing at first, claiming “Akon was honest with me about his mutiple wives from the start, which never got in the way of our relationship because his wives live in various parts of the world, so I thought why fix it if it’s not broken?”
Fix what? Our culture’s attitude toward men who marry multiple women? Akon’s screwy relationships? Sadly, Rachel didn’t get the hint until Akon had kid number five with one of his wifeys. Rachel finally realized that Akon was still boning other chicks even though he acted like she was the only piece of ass in his life, and she bailed. “The one thing I wanted from Akon was for him to be monogamous to me but he could not grant me my wish,” she lamented.
Hang in there girl! There are plenty of other creepy-ass rich dudes just yearning for a hot model like yourself. You’ll get your wish! [Image: Rachel's MySpace]
By Guest Blogger Britney J. Spears
Take that, ya’ll! All you people said that just because I have stains on my shirt and eat Taco Bell for every meal and wear the same boots every day that my career was over, but guess what, it ain’t! Ha! My new album is at the top of the charts this week because I am sexy and awesome. I’ve sold 325,000 copies so far. That’s like, a big city of people! That’s probably as many people as in New York, or Disney World, or China! I am awesome! So awesome that I can park in handicapped parking, ya’ll! And it’s not because my acne counts as a handicap (even thought it should), it’s because I park where I feel like, and I don’t care I’m screwing someone who can’t walk out of a parking spot. I’m Britney, you handicapped b*tches!
Next time ya’ll feel like dissin’ me, just remember who is selling a butt load of albums without doing any promotional work for it whatsoever. No tour, no photoshoots, no nothing! I’ll I gotta do is hawk some perform and mess up my kids and you people fawn all over me freaking out. The joke is on you! Oh – that would make a really good album name. I gotta write that in my dream journal. Now if you’ll excuse me, my Hot Pockets are ready and I think I hear my dog barking. Oh – that’s Sean Preston. Oops.
Only a handful of performers exist in the hallowed first-name-only hall of fame, but Colombian bombshell Shakira proves her status in this exclusive clip from her upcoming Oral Fixation Tour DVD, out on November 13th. Find out which beloved hit Shakira powerfully performs. Get your lighters out!
Mary Alice Stephenson, co-host of America’s Most Smartest Model, is a fashion industry insider whose smart looks and smart tongue control her show’s pretty people. Each week we talk with her about issues on the show. This time the subjects are Lisa’s age, V.J.’s sneaky-sneaky behavior, and how science class adds up to big-time revulsion. Interview after the jump.
It doesn’t matter if Audrina, token brunette of The Hills, is talking about going to try to sign a band or the conflict in the Middle East. Everything that comes out of her mouth just sounds like sweet ol’ boringness. It’s a good thing she wears t-shirts as dresses to keep people – Justin Bobby, Hot Guy From Indie Band, Lauren, America – interested!
Below the jump we marvel at Whitney’s (lack of) brain power, Spencer’s gift buying skills, and Audrina and Justin’s matching outfits. Hills heaven awaits!