Deelishis lands on the cover of the latest issue of Smooth and, wow, is she looking…ample. Clearly, the phrase “amazing body” is tossed around waaay too often, because when someone like Deelishis comes along, “amazing” doesn’t even begin to describe her. I mean, look at her on the cover: she looks like a pair of hedge clipper handles with her ass serving as the spring. Un. Real.
There’s plenty more ass to be found in the magazine, but there’s also an interview with Miss D, in which she talks Flav (his baby mama approached her at his Comedy Central Roast, leaving her to conclude, “There will be no friendship between [Flav and me]“), her music career, an upcoming movie role and tons of sex stuff that I really cannot print here, like at all (understand she uses the word “squirter in reference to herself…seriously).
Anyway, the issue is on newsstands now. Check it out, because it’s insane. A few pictures from the photo shoot are posted below. They’re kinda NSFW, depending on how much of a killjoy your boss is.
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He’s tried soccer, he’s tried skating, he’s tried speeding. No question, Will Ferrell is waaay into sports. In fact the next competition he enters is hoops. As the nimrod point guard with a flair for entertainment, he leads a squad of fools – including OutKast’s Andre 3000 – through some Blades of Glory antics on the court. Check the above trailer for Semi Pro.
Know your Ferrell? Here are 20 things about him that will bring you up to speed.
There are only three contestants left on America’s Most Smartest Model, and you know who they are: V.J. (the sneak), Andre (the Soviet) and Angela (the control freak). Who do you think will be in the final two? Who should win it all? Comment now!
America’s Most Smartest Model show page
Britney Spears is apparently threatening Paris Hilton, via letter, with the release of a video of the heiress caught in a lesbian sex romp if she doesn’t start treating her better as a friend. Through some hardcore investigative journalism (and a little magical tool called Photoshop) we’ve discovered Brit’s handwritten note. Enjoy.
Britney Spears Artist Page
You should really watch this video. It involves Schatar “Hottie” Taylor of Flavor of Love/Charm School fame and a dinosaur skeleton. Seriously.
My favorite thing about it is the grainy, over-saturated quality of the film. It feels like an 8mm from the ’60s or, I don’t know, an art film.
Oh, and did you know that Schatar has released an album under her Money Banks moniker? It’s called Digital DNA and it features British producer James Eddings and tracks that span styles from house to hip-hop to new jack swing. The ballads are particularly special. Sample and buy it at her MySpace.
Charm School show page
We’re not ashamed to admit that we were excited for the new Sex & the City flick. Fancy shoes, New York landscapes, cupcakes and Cosmos – it’s a cheesy indulgence that we’re all for. But this trailer for the new movie is less than encouraging; in fact it’s downright embarrassing. We know the writers of the show like to squeeze out as many puns as possible, but they actually had the nerve to start the thing with, “Get Carried Away.” Mix that with a bunch of bad fashion choices (the giant flower?) and a few shots of the four gals staring at various mind blowing moments with their mouths agape, and we’re left ready to boot all over our Nine West sale shoes (no Manolos here, unfortunately). So give it a watch and try not to get carried away – to the toilet to barf. [DListed]
Sarah Jessica Parker actor page
You may have noticed this week, the rampant rumors on the web concerning the state of Tiffany “New York” Pollard’s womb. We can exclusively confirm that as of right now, New York is not pregnant.
However, all of that could change very soon. In a recent interview with New York for our Ask New York series (see Part 1 and Part 2), we asked New York this question sent in by Devans00: “What’s next for you after you get your man? What are your goals? What’s the next big thing New York will conquer?” Without having to be pushed at all, New York revealed that baby may be on the way for her very shortly. Says New York:
“There’s something that’s going on with me right now and…uh, I’m almost ready for mommyhood. I’m really nervous and I can’t believe I just said that, but there’s something starting to tick in me. And you know, I’m only 25, I’ll be 26 in January, and I’m almost to that point where I can almost see myself being a mommy, like, real soon! So I think that’s next.“
This should be fascinating.
I Love New York 2 show page
Schatar Walks the Dinosaur
BFFs: New York & Lil Mama
Gay, Straight or Buddha?
Interviews: The Entertainer | Mr. Wise | Midget Mac | 20 Pack
Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. Last Night’s Pics puts you in touch with all the action.
Fergie, Ne-Yo, Natasha Bedingfield, Brittany Snow, Emmy Rossum, and The Hills girls (LC & Lo) attended People Magazine’s Official Grammy Kick-Off Party.
Keira Knightley (sporting intense bangs and a mind-boggling dress), Jamie Foxx, James McAvoy, Rhona Mitra, Rosamund Pike, and director Joe Wright strolled the red carpet at the premiere of Atonement.
Tyra Banks, Wyclef Jean, Rosario Dawson, Mary J. Blige, Mira Sorvino, and Sheryl Crow spent their evening at CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute.
Can’t get enough of the Flavor of Love 2 winner? Satiate your appetite with our daily Deelishis video.
Our love for American Idol’s Jessica Sierra has now turned into a sad, uncomfortable love. You know, it’s like the difference between driving by a car accident and staring at the scene with fascination, and driving by a car accident, staring at it with fascination but then realizing the people in it are seriously f*cked and feeling horrible about it. At first, when she was getting drunk and doing crazy shit we enjoyed it, but then last week – when Jessica got arrested, offered a cop a BJ if he let her off and then puked in a jail cell when he didn’t – we started feeling a little nervous. And now the first screen shot of Jess from her leaked sex tape has been posted by TMZ.com, and it’s made us feel all sorts of sad and yucky. The pic shows Sierra naked in bathtub smoking a cigarette, which is obviously a bad sign. Apparently the tape also has the Idol runner-up getting it on in various positions in a dingy hotel room. Blegh. We can’t stop staring, but we’re not enjoying this wreck at all. The singer is set to star on VH1′s new show Celebrity Rehab, which begins airing in January. Let’s hope that she signs back up for a second season.
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