Sex and the City: Bad Writing, Worse Outfits

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We’re not ashamed to admit that we were excited for the new Sex & the City flick. Fancy shoes, New York landscapes, cupcakes and Cosmos – it’s a cheesy indulgence that we’re all for. But this trailer for the new movie is less than encouraging; in fact it’s downright embarrassing. We know the writers of the show like to squeeze out as many puns as possible, but they actually had the nerve to start the thing with, “Get Carried Away.” Mix that with a bunch of bad fashion choices (the giant flower?) and a few shots of the four gals staring at various mind blowing moments with their mouths agape, and we’re left ready to boot all over our Nine West sale shoes (no Manolos here, unfortunately). So give it a watch and try not to get carried away – to the toilet to barf. [DListed]

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New York Isn’t Pregnant, But…

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You may have noticed this week, the rampant rumors on the web concerning the state of Tiffany “New York” Pollard’s womb. We can exclusively confirm that as of right now, New York is not pregnant.

However, all of that could change very soon. In a recent interview with New York for our Ask New York series (see Part 1 and Part 2), we asked New York this question sent in by Devans00: “What’s next for you after you get your man? What are your goals? What’s the next big thing New York will conquer?” Without having to be pushed at all, New York revealed that baby may be on the way for her very shortly. Says New York:

There’s something that’s going on with me right now and…uh, I’m almost ready for mommyhood. I’m really nervous and I can’t believe I just said that, but there’s something starting to tick in me. And you know, I’m only 25, I’ll be 26 in January, and I’m almost to that point where I can almost see myself being a mommy, like, real soon! So I think that’s next.

This should be fascinating.

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Last Night’s Pics: Keira Knightley & Tyra Banks

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Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. Last Night’s Pics puts you in touch with all the action.

Fergie, Ne-Yo, Natasha Bedingfield, Brittany Snow, Emmy Rossum, and The Hills girls (LC & Lo) attended People Magazine’s Official Grammy Kick-Off Party.

Keira Knightley (sporting intense bangs and a mind-boggling dress), Jamie Foxx, James McAvoy, Rhona Mitra, Rosamund Pike, and director Joe Wright strolled the red carpet at the premiere of Atonement.

Tyra Banks, Wyclef Jean, Rosario Dawson, Mary J. Blige, Mira Sorvino, and Sheryl Crow spent their evening at CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute.

American Idol Sex Tape Scandal

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A screen shot from Jessica Sierra’s sex tape.Our love for American Idol’s Jessica Sierra has now turned into a sad, uncomfortable love. You know, it’s like the difference between driving by a car accident and staring at the scene with fascination, and driving by a car accident, staring at it with fascination but then realizing the people in it are seriously f*cked and feeling horrible about it. At first, when she was getting drunk and doing crazy shit we enjoyed it, but then last week – when Jessica got arrested, offered a cop a BJ if he let her off and then puked in a jail cell when he didn’t – we started feeling a little nervous. And now the first screen shot of Jess from her leaked sex tape has been posted by TMZ.com, and it’s made us feel all sorts of sad and yucky. The pic shows Sierra naked in bathtub smoking a cigarette, which is obviously a bad sign. Apparently the tape also has the Idol runner-up getting it on in various positions in a dingy hotel room. Blegh. We can’t stop staring, but we’re not enjoying this wreck at all. The singer is set to star on VH1′s new show Celebrity Rehab, which begins airing in January. Let’s hope that she signs back up for a second season.

[Image Credit: Go to TMZ.com to see the full-size image. ]

Friday: Mayer Secures Man Whore Status

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mayer-1207.jpgDonald Trump’s a Cheap Tipper
The comb-over king didn’t actually tip $10,000 at a California restaurant – it was all a publicity scam thought up by the eatery. Er, you’re fired? [DListed]

John Mayer Back Cuddling with Cam Diaz
Yup, this couple is back to their canoodling ways. Is there anyone or anything this guy won’t get with? [NYDN]

Amy Winehouse: ‘Happy’ About Grammys
Producer pal Mark Ronson says she’s psyched about her 6 Grammy noms (and not much else in her life right now). [People]

Happy Holidays from TomKat!
The Cruise clan sends out their holiday card, minus the cheesy family pic and lengthy letter on everyone’s accomplishments. [Seriously?OMG!WTF?]

Britney: Wigged Out & House Hunting
Yup, just another day in the life of the sane Britney Spears, who went house hunting with a hot realtor while wearing a f*cking wig. [x17]

I Love New York Forecast: Who Should Be the Next to Go?

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With only three guys left New York has a big decision on her hands. Who do you think will be in the final two? Who will win it all? Comment now!

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Jennifer Aniston is Jail Bait

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What’s not to love about the inmate at a Green Bay, Wisconsin prison who went to court for his right to obtain a pic of Jennifer Aniston to hang in his cell? Er, I guess we can think of one thing – that the prisoner in question, Jevon Jackson, is in jail for murder. But other than that, it’s adorable! He ordered a commercial photo of his lady love, but was prevented from receiving it due to a rule banning inmates from receiving such images. The reason: The facility “adopted the policy in 2006 because of the increasing volume of mail — some 1,500 pieces of mail a day, according to prison officials. The commercially published photos often contained nudity or other forbidden content such as gang symbols, officials told the court.”

Jackson took his captors to court, which unanimously ruled in favor of the prison. Even better, they dissed Aniston in their written opinion on the case, stating that she’s starred in “several forgettable recent films.” At least Jen can take solace in the fact that someone out there loves her enough to battle for her – something Mr. Jolie-Pitt never did. [BostonHerald. Getty]

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MC Perez’s Rap: VajayjayZ?

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Perez Hilton and VH1’s New York.One quick wit and a microphone. We know that Perez Hilton slings mud in celebville, gets all rock critic about musical acts he adores, and loves himself some beats. But did you know he was a microphone fiend?

After drinking some funky cold medina, the blue-haired Queen decided to do the theme song to his upcoming 07 wrap-up show. That’s the place where he’s handing out awards in such categories as “Best Africa Spokeswhore” and “Hottest MILF,” so the tune references vajayjay, lady lumps, Xtina, trainwrecks, ankle bracelets, and the rest of the year’s BS.

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Blog Best-Of: Keyshia’s Cross to Bear

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keyshia_links2.jpg- Keyshia Cole gets all kinds of pretty in her new video. And she’s doing it for you! [CONRETELOOP]

- Janet Jackson dresses up Matrix-style. Perhaps she hopes that her career’s current downturn is some sort of constructed reality. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Eva Mendes poses in the buff for PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked…” campaign. Frankly, her protest is unlikely to be met with much resistance. [CityRag]

- E.R. turns 300 tonight. That’s not how many years it’s been on, it just feels that way. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

- Owen Wilson and Woody Harrleson frolic half-naked in the wilderness. Why wait for a sequel to Brokeback Mountain when you create your own? [Dlisted]