Kim Kardashian, we’d like to thank you for making our workplace NSFW. Anytime we Google you, we’re forced to cover our screens. Why is that, you ask? Is it because you’re beautiful? True, but no. Is it because your show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, is on E!, VH1′s competitor? Also true, but also no. It is mainly because you’re a spicy number who keeps showing up naked all over the Interweb. There was your sex-tape scandal with Ray-J — that kept us busy for awhile. Then there was your Playboy spread, the shoot that will be in the December issue of Hugh Hefner’s storied publication. That hit cyberspace recently. And that’s to say nothing of your frequent appearances on red carpets all over Hollywood, where your clothes are more butt-sheaths than dresses. You have all but implored us to make you our hottie of the week. Well, congratulations, Kim: All your hard work finally paid off.
Lindsay has backed out (again) of hosting a New Year’s Eve Party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, which can only mean one thing: this girl is serious about rehab, which is making her seriously boring. Lindsay canceled her appearance as part of her desire to “focus on her work and sobriety,” and we totally respect her new, dry lifestyle. it’s just that we had kind of hoped she’d find a few ways to be sober and insane. She doesn’t have to let go of the crazy now that she’s clean! Here is some tried and true sober stuff Linds could do to eff sh*t up and get the blogs buzzing again:
- Random food fights
- Getting juiced up on Red Bulls and talking way too much
- Rollerblading in places where people aren’t allowed to Rollerblade
- Wearing a jester hat out in public
- Panty raids (or boxer short raids! Crazy!)
- Get a bunny as a pet and carry it around like a tiny dog
Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – while we’re at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up. About Last Night puts you in touch with all the action.
Petra Nemcova, John Legend, Joss Stone, Ashanti, Diddy, Kelly Ripa, LL Cool J, Jessica Stam, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler were among those at the 2007 Angel Ball Benefiting Cancer Research.
Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Lymari Nadal, Mel Gibson, Jeremy Piven, and Damon Wayans attended an industry screening of American Gangster in LA.
Pete Wentz put the “fall” in Fall Out Boy when he took the stage at last weekend’s Voodoo Music Experience in New Orleans — the on-stage live wire broke his leg while performing. Posting shots to the heartbreakingly emo social networking site Friends or Enemies, Wentz described the incident, and the uh, fallout: “ended up breaking the bone that connects my shin to my foot. no shows will be cancelled. i am currently trying to get a “rocker” boot so i can have a walking cast. currently my foot is the size of a small car. if you see me at a show come sign my cast.” The laid-up rocker posted several shots, captioning one photo, “I guess karma owed me.”
Check out the shot of Pete’s car-sized ankle after the jump.
Waddup. It’s your girl Brit – remember me? I know, I know – long time no pray. Sorry about that. I got busy marrying a couple people and I had some babies and – oh you probably know all this stuff, huh. Anyhoo, I need to talk to you about something – no, not the flashing problem. I’m trying to wear underwear now, thanks. Here’s the thing – I did a bunch of sexy pics for my new album that feature me posing on a priest’s lap (not a real priest, obviously!) in one of those confession booth thingies. Now all these leader-y people in the Catholic church are like, super mad at me! I was just trying to be
proactiv provocative and stuff – that’s why people pay attention to me! I wanna make sure you and I are still cool because you’re like my main homie – even if I don’t act like it I’m still totally religious-y. I wear a lot of necklaces with diamond crosses on them and I’m totally shouting you out! Okay, I think my hot pockets are done so I should stop prayin’ now and go eat.
Oh also, I pray that lotttttssss of people buy my new album today. Please?
Box Set: Britney Spears
The Many Men of Britney Spears
Brit & K-Fed Doin’ the Nasty in Court Today
Britney & Lindsay’s Moms Hog the Spotlight
Who Are the Five Unsexiest Women Alive?
Britney’s Secret Diary Revealed
Britney Spears Lives in her Own World
Put your money where your napalm is, Tailor. Otherwise, don’t threaten me with a good time.
Kid Rock Cleared in VMA Fight
Phew – now all the singer has to worry about is the charges from that pesky Waffle House beatdown. [People]
Nicole Richie Negs Smoking Rumor
It was alleged that the starlet was spotted smoking in NYC, but her rep reports that Nic is is nowhere near the east coast. Better take it back before Joel kicks some ass! [Us]
Britney Causes Late-Night Craziness
The singer and her gal pal Alli get pulled over last night and all hell breaks loose – including some drunk dancing on the side of the road. Amazingly, Brit was not the booty shaker – this time. [TMZ]
Did Barack Obama Diss Brad Pitt?
The presidential candidate may have rejected Pitt after the actor offered his endorsement services to Obama’s campaign. Finally – someone who’s not been bitten by the Brangelina bug. [NYDN]
Lindsay Looks Hot for AA Meeting
She looks like she’s going clubbing, but instead she’s sexing up an LA medical Center at her AA meeting. The 12 steps never looked so good (and tan). [x17]
20 Pack…Your Bags Posted at 9:56PM EST
“20 Pack is simply a purse holder,” says New York of her boyishly ripped cast-off. Was it a mistake to let him go? Moreover, is it an even bigger mistake to keep Tailor Made around?
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Country music fans know that it’s one of life’s great pleasures to hear Porter Wagoner bounce his way through a shuffle or crawl his way through a ballad. The lanky singer, who died yesterday in Nashville at the age of 80, could be a chilling vocalist regardless of of the style. Wagoner is known for being one of the most dapper entertainers in country music – onstage he often sported one of the exotic suits designed by the famed designer Nudie Cohen. He’s also the bandleader who brought Dolly Parton out of Eastern Tennessee obscurity in the late ’60s. Earlier this year, after a lifetime of hits, he cut a gorgeous new disc of hardcore country tunes; it was produced by Marty Stewart, shown with Porter in the picture above.
In a stunningly self-aware move, Kanye West is publishing Thank You And You’re Welcome, a collection of “the creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating my path to success,” West posted on his blog — but we’re a little suspicious of where he got the idea.
The book, due out this January, was penned by West with co-author J. Sakiya Sandifer. We’re betting the “How to Lose Gracefully At An Awards Show” chapter might not be included, but no doubt “On-Camera Etiquette During Disaster Relief” will be covered.