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Fashion Rocks, 9 p.m. (EST), CBS: It doesn’t get much more fabulous than this, folks. Tonight, style leaders and fashion victims alike gather to celebrate the best crossovers between the worlds of clothing and music-making. Scheduled to perform are a whole host of people who embody rock and R&B, bottom-liners who are equally respected for their tough business noses. Expect to see Jennifer Lopez, Mary J. Blige, Usher and Maroon 5. Also expect to see Fergie. Also expect to see some very expensive clothing, and plenty of people aspiring to be Anna Wintour. We doubt they’ll succeed.
Trapped in the Closet, 9 p.m. (EST), IFC: Even R. Kelly couldn’t explain the continuing evolution of his R&B soap. At its premiere, he called the serial “an alien,” which seems appropriate, since aliens are also things that have been both much loved and also much maligned (not to mention terribly lampooned) since their introduction to pop culture. No mind! Here IFC plays the entire hip-hopera, chapters 1-22, so that you can get a handle on all the drama. If you can’t wait, IFC is screening selections from it now on their Web site, too.
Think you know what Bret Michaels wants and needs? Let us know which girl the Poison frontman will cut from the house next and which girls he’ll ask to stay. Watch this week’s Sneak Peek, then make your picks. (Click thumbnails to view full size)
Which of the four remaining ladies has the best chemistry with Bret?
Sam rocked Bret’s world on her way out the door last week. Did you forecast her fall?
Which fallen girl would you like to see Bret invite back into the house?
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Well, well, well – maybe it wasn’t Sienna Miller that tore Diddy and Kim Porter apart after all! The hip hop star’s ex of twelve years has revealed that Diddy is indeed a daddy to a mystery baby in Atlanta. Rumors have circulated for a while that the other woman was pregnant at the same time as Kim, and that Combs paid her a million dollars to keep quiet. Guess Diddy shoulda forked over a couple million more!
Porter admits that the other baby-mamma was part of the reason she ditched Diddy for Los Angeles this summer – and she ain’t coming back. “He’s not ready to get married,” Kim said. “When I get married, I want to stay married. I want both parties to be on the same page at the same time, and to leave a certain type of behavior behind. That’s a commitment I don’t think he’s ready for.”
So what do you think – Diddy do her wrong by cheating and trying to hide it?
Check out pics below of Diddy with his sons at this years White Party in the Hamptons:
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Sienna and Diddy Do It Up in Ibiza
Diddy & Penelope: St. Tropez Sleepover
Was Sam’s elimination from Rock of Love the reality show equivalent of a mercy killing? Maybe! After the jump, Sam talks about biting off more than she could chew, her connection with Bret, how PMS changed everything and the Orwellian constraints of reality TV. For real!
Tay Zonday, everyone’s favorite deep-voiced internet star, has “released” his follow up jam to the summer’s biggest song, “Chocolate Rain.” “Do the Can’t Dance” is not quite as bizarre (and therefore – catchy) as his first masterpiece, but at least we get to watch him shake his booty as he mimes eating salsa. In the world of internet video, that’s pure genius.
What do you think – Does “Do the Can’t Dance” beat out “Chocolate Rain” as the most annoyingly addictive web song of the year?
“Chocolate Rain” Live – Tay Takes Kimmel
A video for a 2006 video from none other than Rock of Love villain Lacey has surfaced, and boy is it awesome. The synth-pop throwback “This Thing Called Love” finds Lacey vamping around, rolling around in bed, throwing rose petals at a dude and changing the word “LOVE” (written in lipstick on a mirror, of course) to the word “DONE” while proclaiming all along, “I don’t want this thing called love.” Here comes the rain, again and again. As you’re well aware, Lacey would go on to appear on a reality show purportedly in search for that very thing. It’s nice to know that she eventually came around. [Via ohnotheydidnt]
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MTV has confirmed that Britney – extensions and all – will be opening the 2007 Video Music Awards this Sunday. Brit will bust a move to her new single “Gimme More,” also know as the mediocre dance song that starts with the lines “It’s Britney, bitch.” The executive producer of the show says that Brit has indeed consulted with Criss Angel on her performance, and he is promising a spectacle unlike anything we’ve ever seen. “You can expect the things we want and expect from Britney — that will all be there,” said Jesse Ignjatovic. “…She’ll be dancing, performing, doing her thing. That’s exactly what we all want. Fans that are familiar with her performance on previous VMAs will not be disappointed.”
By “doing her thing,” he hopefully means a choreographed head shaving routine. Or maybe she’ll chain smoke an entire pack of Marlboro Lights. Either way, we’ll be glued to our TVs on Sunday night. Good luck, bitch! [MTV.com. Images: Getty]
Check out these pics of Brit’s past VMA show stoppers. Do you think she’s gonna bomb or blow up big on Sunday night?
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Whoops! Apparently Lindsay Lohan wasn’t that rich, because girlfriend’s gone out and blown all her money and is now not allowed to spend a dime. A source says, “Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze.”
I guess Dina is smart, cuz that’s definitely where Lindsay’ll go – right to the corner. Linds is supposedly so desperate for cash that she went begging to Damon Dash and 50 Cent for some money. Lindsay and 50 Cent are pals? We had no idea. That’s weirder than him and Kanye getting along. Luckily both hip hop moguls are smart enough not to fork anything over, so some “music industry insider” passed her some cash. Lindsay’s thank you? “I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!” Nice. Her mom taught her class as well as money management skills. Unless Lindsay has another Mean Girls up her sleeve, that poor “insider” is totally getting screwed. It’s probably Paula Abdul - them drugged up crazy ladies gotta stick together, right? [A Socialite's Life. Image: Getty]
Lindsay: Doping Up, Doing Dudes in Rehab
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The shot above (click to enlarge) is your first look at the contestants of America’s Most Smartest Model, a new elimination-based reality show that’s set to premiere Sunday, October 7 at 9/8c on VH1. Hosted by Ben Stein and career fashionista Mary Alice Stephenson, the show will attempt to find brains behind the beauty in a series of challenges. It’s stimulation for the eyes and intellect. Sexy and sophisticated — imagine that! The winner will take away $100,000. More importantly, he or she will leave with the title of America’s Most Smartest Model. Do you have the mental capacity to understand the glory involved in that?
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Interesting how this video popped up just when we added “Drew Barrymore making out with the guy from those annoying Apple commercials” to our List of Things We Never Want to See – Ever. Guess we can cross that one off. Let’s hope the same never happens for “Britney Spears naked.” Apparently Drew and Justin Long are canoodling all over Hollywood, as is evident from their hot and heavy lip lock caught on tape. But with the way our girl is playing the field these days, that means nothing. She could be all over John Mayer in NYC or grinding with Diddy on his yacht in St. Tropez. You just never know. [via WWTDD]
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