Rock of Love: Rock Star Moments!


What makes you a rock star? Is it your hair? Is it your penchant for long, self-indulgent guitar wankery? Or is it your insouciant taste in album titles? (We’re thinking, of course, of Open Up and Say . . . Ahh! here, but you pick your own.) We’re willing to go out on a limb here and say that while yes, being a rock star entails all of those things, you really know you’ve achieved immortal status when the girl you’re hanging around with decides her panties are unnecessary and gives you — and everyone else at the strip club you’re sitting in — an unimpeded view of her babymaker. Especially when that strip club is the Forty Deuce, and doesn’t allow full nudity. And super especially when the girl in question is Angelique, Rock of Love 2‘s now sadly departed stripper . . . er, contestant. Bret Michaels, you are a rock star. Watch and weep, friends. Watch and weep.

Mary J: Smashing & Storytelling



Mary J. Blige kicked butt at this year’s Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash, last night in Arizona. If you caught our live stream of the show, you know she sat in with co-headliners Maroon 5 and had her pal Ne-Yo take the stage for a little pillow talk. It airs Saturday at 9/8c – don’t miss. Passionate performances are what Ms. Blige is about, of course. We recently caught her at the taping of her Storytellers show, and she was in the highest of spirits for that, too. “Just Fine” doesn’t even begin to describe her showmanship, which left both her and the audience breathless. It premieres on February 25.

Check out some shots from Mary’s Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash performance below.

[All images: Getty]

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Courtney Knows Crazy, Advises Britney


Who better to comment on Britney‘s latest meltdown than the patron saint of bat-sh*t crazy, Courtney Love? See, back in 2004, Courtney was removed quite publicly from her New York apartment handcuffed to a gurney. Sounds like someone we know…”I know the exactitudes of what’s going on, having been there,” Love told Access Hollywood. “Here is what’s gonna happen if she doesn’t get help — something very, very bad is gonna happen,” Love continued, using her keen powers of perception and stating what pretty much everyone knows will happen. Love continued “other then me and Britney, no one else has ever been strapped to a gurney.” We might have to disagree with Court on that front — we can think of plenty of other folks who were strapped to a gurney.

Courtney credits rehab and Orlando Bloom with getting her life on track. The British heartthrob, a dedicated Buddhist, encouraged Love to get spiritual on the road to recovery. “I love Orlando for this,” Love said of his role as spiritual mentor. “He doesn’t mind being outed [as a Buddhist]. See — all Britney needs is a little Orlando Bloom!

Sunday’s Super Bowl Commercials: Justin’s Nutcracker, Peyton & Eli’s Lick Job, Chimichanga Dating, Danica’s Daddy


There are those who watch the Super Bowl because they’ve got lotsa $$$$$ riding on it. There are those who watch the Super Bowl because it’s a chance to slurp beer and wolf Doritos. There are those who watch the Super Bowl because the fierce competition of sports and brutish grace of football are addicting. And then there are those who watch the Super Bowl for the cool-ass commercials. A few of this Sunday’s offerings have already made it to the Web. We corralled ‘em, and from Oreos to Bud Lite to Taco Belle to Pepsi, they’ve got me feeling a little hungry. Which one’s your favorite? Don’t forget the cool ones from years gone by. Read more…

Matt Damon & Sarah Silverman are Doing It


The unlikely pair broke the bad news to Sarah’s longtime boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel with a music video, made to honor the fifth anniversary of his late night talk show. Sarah and Jimmy have been seriously dating almost as long as Britney Spears has been crazy, so things probably got pretty awkward after this vid aired, especially since Damon is Kimmel’s arch nemesis. But I feel like every dude should just expect that if his girl’s ever given the chance to bone Matt Damon, she’s gonna. It’s just one of those rules of life we ladies live by.