Tony Romo Woos Jessica with a Song
She may not suck at football, but at least they can both suck at singing together. Now that’s what we call soulmates. [Us]
J. Lo’s Babies Get Normal-ish Names
Emme and Max Lopez-Anthony, meet your new family, the paparazzi! [Star]
Gwen’s Baby Belly Back in Business
Gav and Gwen are adding to their clan. If it’s a girl, do you think they’ll call her Queenston? [Star]
Britney Numbs Pain with New Car
There’s no problem a $55,000 Mercedes (paid for in cash, obvs) can’t fix. Bi-polar disorder be damned! [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan Loyal to Vodka
LL stands for Lindsay Lohan and Leggings n’ Liquor. [NYDN]
There’s lots of drama in the office of David Newman, cool-ass film agent and dude who lunches simply to be seen. His assistant is quitting to work for his competitor, his clients are falling for the wrong partners, and his pals break up via text-message. Worst of all? He’s got the big-time hots for the agent who prowls the penthouse office.
Want to find out what we’re talking about? For the next six days we’re recapping our “Connected” series, one Webisode at a time. Here’s where you can find out more about the series, here are 10 Things You Should Know going in, and here’s episode 5: “Going Down?”
Pop Quiz! What do you see in this picture?
a) Two wax statues
b) A dude who hates the paparazzi
c) A football star and his Heisman trophy
Give up? Amazingly the answer is b) A dude who hates the paparazzi. You can’t tell that from the way Reggie Bush is posing for the camera with his lady-friend Kim Kardashian, but he recently whined to Sports Illustrated about how much he just loathes those pesky photographers. “I hate the paparazzi,” he said. “I honestly do. She knows I don’t like it, but it comes with the territory. I deal with it. It doesn’t make me view her any different, it’s part of her life and so you just deal with it, but I hate it.”
It’s a good thing he’s with such a caring lady! Kim has tried to help her man adapt to the flashing bulbs, saying, “I’m giving him a few tips here and there. We try not to take it too seriously. The paparazzi are really an invasion of privacy that you’re never really used to…”
Right. Enjoy more pics below of Kim and Reggie not taking the paparazzi – or themselves – “too seriously” at a party hosted by Ms. Dash in Vegas on Sunday night.
Did Kim Get Busy In A Photo Booth?
Video: Kim Strips for Travis Barker
Kim and Her Kondoms
What, you didn’t know that Miley Cyrus’ (aka Hannah Montana) real name was Destiny Hope Cyrus? Yeah, we didn’t either, but it’s definitely the greatest name we’ve heard this side of Scores. It’s one thing to change your name to a sexy monniker later in life, but to be born with such a trashy name is a true gift. We’re sad to see Miley let Destiny go, especially with all those bikini pics that have leaked on to the internet in recent weeks. She is now legally Miley Ray Cyrus – Miley stems from her childhood nickname of Smiley, and she added the Ray as a tribute to her mullet-loving dad.
Seeing as Destiny Hope Cyrus is now dead (er, as a name), we invite you to discover your own awesome stripper name. Here’s a handy name generator to use at your leisure. Give it your best shot and let us know what you come up with!
An oddly blonde Jack Black informed VH1 News that the celebrity swag at Sundance wasn’t exactly free — it comes at a price. The price? Taking a picture with the stuff, which means being prepped to be the next face of a random cosmetics brand in their Asian marketing campaign. (Just kidding. Sort of.) We caught all of the action at Sundance, the annual Park City, Utah, meet-and-greet, where celebrities came to check out new films, promote their own, and, in general, raise the level of conversation. Whether or not that actually worked in practice is something else entirely. When asked, for instance, about his horrendous new glasses, Bono claimed that they’re 3-D. That goes along with U2‘s new film, U2 3D, but it doesn’t change the fact that the world’s most socially conscious star of the stage needs a new stylist. For more on the festival, click here.
The Queen of the Night had another meltdown outside her house yesterday that began in the early evening and lasted until one or two in the morning. Apparently Brit got in a big fight with her master/enabler Sam Lutfi, so she hopped out of his car with her bag and dog and tried to run away (you’re not in Kansas anymore, Brit!). Where she was headed we’re not sure, and neither was she, as she eventually plopped down on the curb to cry. Then Adnan Ghalib, photog boyfriend extraordinaire, tried to come to her rescue, but he was banned (by Sam) from entering her gated community. Eventually both her parents showed up around 9PM, but then Brit bolted to drive around with city with Adnan till 11PM. Eventually she headed back home, only to hit up a drugstore at 1:2o AM with her Mom and Sam in tow.
TMZ is claiming that the gang is in the process of attempting an intervention on the pop queen to try to get her to deal with her mental health issues. What we want to know is, who is thinking about Britney’s poor, suffering millionaire neighbors!? They’ve paid big bucks for their McMansions, only to live in the middle of a freak-show. Check out some video of the scene at her house and you’ll be offering to go evacuate people tomorrow. Seriously, the girl needs her own country to contain all the insanity she attracts.
New Kids on the Block: Plotting Comeback?
One of the Kids posted confusing Myspace messages about a possible NKOTB reunion, proving that they care as little as we do about seeing Hangin’ Tough live again. [Us]
Pete Doherty Addicted to Animals
The cracked out Brit has taken to rescuing critters, like a one-legged hedge hog which he now keeps in his garden. This isn’t what we had in mind for “rehab,” but okay. [Daily Star]
More Miley Bikinis Pics Hit Web
Someone’s trying to sabotage the star with sexy pics posted on the internet. Being sixteen sucks no matter how much fame you got going on. [NYDN]
Scam Artist Poses as Heath’s Pop
Because pretending to be a 9-11 victim’s family member is so 2002. Classy! [NY Post]
Britney Allowed to Call Kids
That conversation probably makes a ton of sense: “Hi Sean Preston, it’s mama! Googa goo goo ga!” [People]
Lost returns this Thursday night after a torturous nine-month hiatus. I don’t know about you, but I’m twitching with anticipation – this show has proven to be full of classic cliffhangers. We’re recapping this season’s episodes each Friday morning, but let’s take one last look at season three. Here’sa countdown of the top moments that made us gasp, fall off our seats, or just yell WTF? at the screen! Are these the moments that rocked you, too? Tell us in “Comments.” See you Friday.
12. ‘Guyliner’ Keeps You Young. In a flashback to his youth on the island, little Ben is walking through the jungle and meets Richard Alpert – a man who appears to wear eyeliner and not to have aged in about 30 years. (Nerd note: Alpert’s also the Mittelos Bioscience guy Juliette interviewed with for the job that got her to the island.) He tells Ben he’s not ready yet to join them. Given the pirate duds Alpert has on, he may be part of the Black Rock slave ship that arrived on the island more than a century ago. Who is this dude, how old is he, and does Dharma stock the island with men’s cosmetics? Given that the actor who plays him, Nestor Carbonell, is now on CBS’ Cane, we may never know…
After getting shut out of their beloved Golden Globes, the stars were finally able to come out and shine in all their fashionable glory at last night’s SAG Awards. But sadly, some celebs looked more freakish than fabulous. Below are five of our favorites from the night, as well as our picks for fashion flops.
The Best: America Ferrera reps old school glamor; Marion Cotillard is so French and so fine; Michelle Pfeiffer ‘s best in brown; Ryan Gosling remembers Heath while looking classy and Vanessa Williams shines bright and beautiful.
The Worst: Eva Longoria‘s scary hair do and scarier face; Jay Manuel‘s eyes smile as his outfit frowns; Sandra Oh no she didn’t wear a giant bow-dress; Jane “My Dress is Edible” Krakowski and artist Julian Schnabel, who wore pajamas, natch.
In this episode, Scott Baio travels back to Brooklyn to find out what kind of kid he was, so that he can figure out what kind of parent he’ll be. And just what kind of kid was he, you ask?
An animated one. Duh.