Dylan, the Stones and Cash (sort of) Go to the Movies

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We already know what you’re asking for for Christmas: tickets to Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Starring John C. Reilly, this send-up of Walk the Line looks profoundly hilarious, and has the added bonus of featuring actual rock stars (Eddie Vedder, Jack White, and…uh…Jewel).

Speaking of Jack White cameos, check out the trailer for the much-anticipated Scorcese directed concert film of the Rolling Stones at the Beacon Theatre.

And finally, a trailer for the very avant Bob Dylan meta-biopic I’m Not There (six Dylans for the price of one!), featuring Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Richard Gere, Marcus Carl Franklin and Ben Whishaw. Is it just us, or does Cate seem to come closest to the genuine article?

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Pregnant Foxy Brown Thrown in Jail

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foxy082207.jpgThe rap diva (and her ill na na) has just been sent back to jail to wait out her next court hearing after she violated her probation twice in the past few weeks. A source revealed that Foxy, who was not expecting to get thrown in the clink, had a “priceless” look on her face when the judge announced her fate. At least now she has time to think over the recent mistakes she’s made. Like she probably she have thought a little first before giving cops false information when she was pulled over this week. She definitely shouldn’t have run through that stop sign. Oh – and that whole driving on a suspended license thing was a bad idea too. Foxy, WTF were you thinking?! [TMZ. Image: Getty]

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Paris to Write Another Book We Won’t Read

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Paris HiltonWe didn’t realize Paris knew how to hold a pencil much less type on a keyboard, but apparently that’s one of her many passions. She has so many talents! So of course P has just gotta write another book, after fans went crazy for her first masterpiece, Confessions of an Heiress. Her literary agent confirms that a manuscript is in the works, but that it’s probably not going to be a “prison diary.” That’s cool with us! We’re more interested in reading about what it feels like to get extensions put in and what it’s like to tan for a month straight. You know – the interesting, nitty-gritty stuff in Paris’ life. [24/Sizzler. Image: Getty]

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Britney Makes Her Worst Career Move Yet

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britjt082207.jpgIt’s official – Britney is an effing idiot. Page Six is reporting that the washed up pop star was on board to do a duet with her ex-flame, the world’s most famous man Justin Timberlake. JT had written the song especially for Brit and it was all set to be produced by Timbaland when suddenly, right before she was set to leave to record the track, she pullled out and is now refusing to do the song.

Shaving her head may have been a little weird, but this is just insane. Imagine the awesomeness if Brit was to open the VMAs with her ex-boyfriend at her side on-stage! Now people are worried her “comeback” is going to be more embarrassing than the past year of her life. Her actions are doing nothing to stop people from whispering about her mental state, too. A source says, “People like her are sick. It’s like an anorexic who’s sick in the head and needs help. She needs help.” Right. Maybe our expectations our way to high for Brit right now. She doesn’t need help picking comeback songs, she needs help getting dressed in the morning. Parents, don’t let your children become pop stars! [NY Post. Image: Getty]

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Wednesday: Sexy Brad Saves the World; Pregnant Nicole Keeps Getting Prettier

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Brad shows off as the most perfect guy ever, lending his name and a hand to home rebuilding project Global Green in New Orleans. [Us Weekly]

Pink’s Hubby Denies Cheating
Pink’s man calls rumors of their breakup “trash.” Kinda like the women he’s been supposedly making out with while his wife’s on tour. [People]

Hayden Panettiere: Jail Bait No More
The adorable Heroes star celebrates her 18th birthday with jokes about her plans to porn and cigarettes legally. We give her a month until her jokes become reality. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie Loses the Bony Look
First it was her belly, then her boobs. Now Nicole’s face is looking full and normal. This baby deserves a gold medal for making mommy hot again. [JustJared]

Amy Winehouse: Shows a No Go
Amy may or or may not be in rehab, but at least she’s canceling the next month of shows to focus on her health. Or at least have time for a realllly long drug binge. [Us Weekly]

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Jessica Coincidentally Breaks Her Nose

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eviljess082107.jpgOh Jessica Simpson, we are on to you! Funny how just last month the “actress” was happily chatting about how she’d gladly get plastic surgery one day. Well it now looks like she’s going to get her chance. What a crazy coincidence! The starlet “accidentally hit herself with a big gun on her nose” on the set of her new movie, says her rep. First of all, ha ha ha. Second, isn’t an “accidental” prop incident just the perfect excuse to have some work done on that sucker? For someone who thought tuna fish with chicken, she’s pretty damn smart.

Also, her co-star Vivica Fox wants to make sure you know that Jessica is absolutely not a bitch on the set of Major Movie Star. She was apparently “shocked” by rumors alleging diva-like behavior from Jess. Fox told People that Jess “was so much of a team player. She was gracious and so down to earth.” Sure she was! Or maybe she held that plastic gun to Vivica’s head and forced her to say nice things to the press. We wouldn’t put it past her! [Image: Getty]

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Blog Best-Of: Mariah’s Mishap

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mariah_maglinks.jpg- Mariah Carey takes it all off for the cover of Interview, and looks as proud to be naked as a 4-year-old would. Next time, show us what you did in the potty, Mimi. [Dlisted]

- Saaphyri hits Chicago to interview Flavor of Love 3 candidates, wearing a potentially revealing dress. She really took the “Thou Shall Work What Thou Art Working With” lesson to heart. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- While partying, Ray J is snapped flipping off someone with both hands. He’s not angry, he’s just trying to outclass is girlfriend Lil’ Kim. [CONCRETELOOP]

- Sean Penn is almost frighteningly ripped. Must be all those cigarettes. [CityRag]

- Amy Winehouse reportedly leaves rehab again. She has such an addictive personality, she just can’t get enough of quitting. [The Blemish]

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Boys to Men – Mission: Manband Episode 3 Recap

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Mission: Man Band

Want to know what panic is? Panic is when you have 36 hours to prep for a performance during half-time at an Orlando Magic game and you don’t even have a song written yet, much less your dance moves down. Yes, that’s panic, but that’s also Mission: Manband, the show where it’s becoming increasingly obvious that Miss Kate, the band’s manager, is an expert in torture. Psychological torture. As Rich said, “I hope I can hear myself over all the boos.” Read more…