The Hills star Lauren Conrad and her sidekick Audrina took it all off for their recent Maxim photoshoot, and the results are almost as hot as a catty girlfight outside of Les Deux in Hollywood after a night of vodka tonics. The girls were probably sick of Heidi Montag‘s stick thin bod getting all the attention and wanted to do a little flaunting of their own. Check out video above of the sexiness – nothing beats Lauren throwing rose petals on a bed while dressed in a slinky camisole. Er, except Audrina in a skimpy bra. Justin Bobby approved, we’re sure! [Just Jared]
Is Adrianne Curry the new Cornell West? Maybe! The VH1 Celebreality goddess has set the Internet on fire via her outspoken, somewhat curious views on race that she posted on her MySpace blog.
It all started Wednesday, when Adrianne took to the Internet, railing against Jesse Jackson‘s claim that Barack Obama was “acting like’s white.” Adrianne ranted (all sic, obviously): “For someone to take a jab at someone for not acting like “their race”, I think it proves that THEY ARE RACIST! (something I have always felt when watching Jesse Jackson)Let me just say that if I am expected to act a certain way because of my skin color, tell me what NOT to do! Like HELL if I am going to try to “act” like an Italian mut, or except anyone else who thinks that is OK. We are all brothers and sisters on this planet.” She concluded her post with some words about O.J. Simpson and added Morgan Freeman‘s branding of Black History Month as “ridiculous” as a sort of post script. And that’s when the real fun began!
Of course it could! She could have uglier, faker extensions. She could – nope, that’s it. Her life has officially hit rock bottom over a 48-hour span. If you don’t believe us, check this shizz out:
- Bad: On Friday that massive bodyguard, Tony Barretto, who served as a surprise witness in Brit’s custody battle revealed the gory details about life with the singer, which apparently included drug overdoses, whiskey kept in the pantry and her own made-up language. It’s-Ay Ritney-Bay, Itch-Bay!
- Totes Bad: Also on Friday, she was charged with a hit and run after she rammed her Mercedes into a parked car in August (see video above). Brit was spotted that day leaving her lawyer’s office in tears.
- Seriously Badtastic: That same bodyguard does a second interview and claims Brit talked about suicide and ate sushi for breakfast. Her craziness clearly has a range.
- Possibly a Good Thing?: This weekend her lawyers and friends(she has friends?) apparently tried to get Britney back into rehab. She did leave LA this weekend, but is supposedly in Atlanta and not detoxing.
- It Only Gets Worse: The bodyguard kept his blabbing going on The Today Show this morning. Stay in Atlanta, Brit! We hear the food their is really
goodfried. You’ll love it!
He must’ve thought it was a bone! “A family in Loveland, Colorado took their dog in to see the vet after it had started coughing up blood, which according to several popular veterinary web sites is a pretty bad sign,” reports Kotaku. ” An X-ray revealed a large mass in the dog’s stomach, which the family assumed was an old TV remote they’d been letting the pet chew on. Questionable taste in dog toys aside, the vet induced vomiting and bits of an old TV remote did come out, but only bits. There was something else in there…
“The Vet started massaging the dog’s belly and it just came flying out,” said Marie Becknell. I knew what it was right away by the color and shape of it. It was my son’s video game remote.” The dog had swallowed the boy’s Nintendo Wii remote controller.
“‘The dog spent the night at the Vet and boy’s punishment for leaving the controller out was two weeks allowance to replace the Wii remote,’ said Mrs. Becknell. The pet was fine but the remote had to be tossed.” Two weeks allowance to replace the Wiimote? Why do I think Mom thinks more of the Wiimote than she does of the poor dog? Is she annoyed about not being able to play Wii Sports?
Get lots more info on the gaming world in VH1.com’s Game Break blog.
Pics: Nicole Shows Off her Baby Bikini Bod
Baby belly + skimpy string bikini = total healthy hotness in Hawaii. Way to go Mama Richie! [Just Jared]
Owen Wilson Relaxes with Rocker Pal
The troubled star took it easy at a Cali beach this weekend with former addict and pal Anthony Kiedis in tow. [X17]
Hilary Duff’s $100,000 Birthday Gift
Her new boyfriend surprised her with a Mercedes for her 20th birthday. Joel Madden who? [People]
Richie Sambora Back in Treatment
The Bob Jovi rocker is receiving help for his alcoholism again, this time joining Lindsay Lohan at Cirque Lodge. Anyone else smell a romantic rehab love scandal brewing? [TMZ]
DMX’s Dead Dogs Land Him in Trouble
The three dead dogs found buried on his property were burned and wounded, and the cops aren’t happy about it. We hope this isn’t how Ruff Ryders roll. [TMZ]
It’s the moment we’ve all been eagerly anticipating — it is down to two contestants, and there can only be one Pick-Up Artist. Who do you think will take the (furry, three-foot) crown, $50,000 and the numbers of unassuming ladies everywhere? Will it be the bottle-blonde stripper-getting Brady, or the artist formerly known as Alvaro, Kosmo. Weigh in before Monday night’s finale!
Fallen, but still pimpin’ in our hearts.
There was a moment, maybe a few days actually, where America watched the silhouettes of U2 raging from the TV screen and said “What’s that song?” Hard to imagine that the earth-shaking “Vertigo” was a mystery tune for a while, but one thing’s certain: it became known damn quick. Those iTunes campaigns have introduced us to some very cool tracks.
The latest is Feist’s wildly catchy “1,2,3,4.” Though the Canadian indie chanteuse isn’t as well known as Bono, her stock is on the rise. During the last few days, the Web search queries for “iPod nano song” and “iPod nano commercial” have
tripdupled risen significantly. Yes, the world is getting a grip on this occasional member of the acclaimed Broken Social Scene. The quickest way to fall into Feistville, however, is to check our You Oughta Know pages, where vids, tour dates and lots of other info lives. And if you’re seeking a sweet live take on “1,2,3,4″ and other Feistian ditties, come down to our “Unplugged” session. You’re probably wondering what she’s knows about music, too, right? A couple months ago we gave her a blindfold test. She did just fine.
What’s your favorite song by Feist?
Even tough guys like to feel pretty, as is evidenced by the shots that recently surfaced of boxer Oscar De La Hoya dressed in a fishnet body stocking, high heels and pink panties. De La Hoya was allegedly photographed at a Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia by a stripper who claims the photos are one link in a kinky year-long affair that featured dressing up, men and women and role-playing. A source close to the woman says, “He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they’d pretend was a motorcycle. He’d pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She’d be the guy. He’d grab her around the waist and squeal, ‘Faster! Faster!’”
The married De La Hoya denies the photographs are of him, and his representative claims he’s the victim of very clever Photoshopping. De La Hoya’s camp is pulling out the big guns in terms of denials — former Saved by the Bell star Mario Lopez is coming to the boxer’s defense. “Clearly they are fake,” says Lopez. “His wife was teasing him that he looks better in lingerie than she does. ” Let’s hope not.
- Salt n’ Pepa’s Here – on Vh1
- Kim Kardashian Wants You to See Her Naked
- Rock of Love‘s “puppet master” Lacey Speaks!
- Amy Winehouse Stinks Up the Stage
- Mya’s Our Hottie of the Week
- We Wish Chris Crocker Would Leave Us – and Britney – Alone
- Common’s Got Love for A Tribe Called Quest
- Britney Gets Called Out on Her Boozing
- OJ Puts on his Crazy Face
- Pam Anderson Pays Off her Debt with Sex
Here’s a Friday video treat for you – wonderfully serious news footage of a man in Indiana who got drunk and tried to get back into his girlfriend’s house via her chimney. Surprise! It didn’t work, and the fire department had to break a wall to get him out. His girlfriend’s response? She throws beer bottles at his head. It’s the feel-good viral video of the week! [via BeepBoop]