In this episode, this happens:
If you are looking for anything else in TV or in the realm of human behavior, you’re aiming far too high. Be prepared for a lifetime of disappointment.
Donald Trump knows the secret to getting people to do what he wants – insulting the s**t out of them. At least that’s what he did recently to Paris, Britney and Lindsay, so we’ll have to wait and see if his plan works. The millionaire claims that he is in negotiations with Britney to appear on Celebrity Apprentice and that Paris Hilton also “wants to be on” the show. He says, “We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it? We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”
Damn! Strong words there, DT. The combover king also has a thing for Lindsay Lohan and is in the process of sweet talking her into appearing on the show. He says of the rehabbing actress: “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them.”
And if there’s anyone who knows positive, it’s the Donald! Just look at the language he uses. Hopefully he’ll fix his hairdo before this new version of the Apprentice airs. After all, it’s a f***ing mess too. [NY Post. image: Getty]
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Timberlake Loves the Single Life
Even though he’s been lovey-dovey with Jessica Biel lately, the singer was spotted getting super cozy with a hot brunette this weekend. Get ready to cry a river, Jess. [NY Post]
Lindsay: Ready To Record Album?
Forget movies – Lindsay is ready to revive her singing career with a third album. Expect it to be chock full of great songs for car rides. [NY Daily News]
Brit Goes Bare Without Extensions
Check out these photos of the pop princess without her extensions and you’ll be dreaming of the days she rocked that bad weave. [X17]
Winehouse: Serious About Rehab
Amy skipped out on going to a cushy treatment facility and instead opted for Britain’s more serious Causeway Retreat. Now if only she’d get serious about rehabbing her hair, too. [NY Post]
Nicole and Joel Hear Wedding Bells
Joel Madden apparently proposed to his baby mama Nicole Richie on Thursday. These two are pregnant and engaged after only six months of dating – at the rate they’re going they’ll be retired and living in Florida in a year. [People]
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Bret sent Magdelena packing because he had “trouble connecting” with her. Did he make the right decision? Should he have cut conniving Lacey or sensitive Sam instead? Weigh in now and check back soon for our official Rock of Love recap.
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Rock of Love‘s Bret Michaels is not an easy man to get on the phone. Several attempts at coordinating an interview for this blog led to a whole lot of phone tag. Questions were submitted to Bret’s lovely assistant, Janna, but instead of picking up the phone and giving VH1 a call, Bret elected to answer the questions all by himself using a video camera. The results couldn’t be more entertaining — as much as I would have loved to probe his mind in real time, the answers Bret gives to the camera as he flies on a private jet are probably more revealing than anything he could have given over the phone. In the video below, Bret says “Rich the blogger” several dozen times (he can’t be faulted for not even trying my last name — sometimes I can’t even pronounce it), knocks down a few “adult beverages” and talks about throwing tantrums, looking for a “sexual soulmate” and how aging and weaker knees have forced him to adjust his lifestyle.
And, just FYI, getting in touch with Bret wasn’t a total bust…
Awww, poor Heidi. After her single “Body Language” accidentally leaked she had a minor freak out, and reached out to every media outlet possible to assure the world that she would NEVER release a single with her manger/boyfriend Spencer Pratt rapping on it. Which is a shame, because he’s got mad skillz. The reaity starlet turned wannabee singer called into Ryan Seacrest today to clear the air – take a listen here to what she had to say. [Image: Getty]
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