Britney’s Worst Year Ever: February


You were there through the bad driving, the head-shaving, and the Criss Angel thing. It’s been a tough year for our girl. No one could have imagined a mere 12 months ago that she’d create such glorious new nonsense every week. Some of the craziness escapes you? Come back every day: We’re counting down the events that made up the Year in Britney.

year_in_britney_2.jpg February 13Beach Blanket Britney – Britney was spotted at a Manhattan nightclub (in the dead of winter, mind you), rocking what the New York Post described as a “bikini and white busboy coat.” Whatever, can’t fault a girl for taking advantage of global warming, right? Anyway, what seemed like one in a growing number of quirks actually was an ominous sign of things to come, for within days, Britney had her first round with…

February 14Rehab, Take 1 – Britney checked in to Eric Clapton’s Crossroads in Antigua, California, and then checked out within 24 hours. It’s not that she didn’t want help, it’s just that she has, like, a really short attention span. []

February 16A Woman Shorn – That evening, Britney entered a Los Angeles hair salon and asked a beautician to shave her head. When the hairdresser wouldn’t comply, she took matters into her own hands and buzzed herself down to stubble. When asked later what prompted her to do this, she told a paparazzo it was “because of you.” The photogs who undoubtedly made a mint off of shots of the freshly shaved Brit were all, “You shouldn’t have!” [Sky News]

February 20Rehab 2, Electric Boogaloo - If the title of this entry suggests that I’m not taking Brit’s second stint that month in rehab (this time at Promises in Malibu) seriously, it’s becuase, well, I’m not. For you see…[National Enquirer]

February 21Rehab Aborted, Again – …she wasn’t serious about it, again ditching rehab after being there for fewer than 24 hours. It was as though she got dieting and rehabbing confused and decided that yo-yoing was the best method. []

February 21 - You Can Stand Under My…Rage – As if a 24-hour turnaround time in rehab wasn’t enough to entertain us, Britney trumped the head shaving of last time by kicking the ass of a photog’s SUV parked outside Kevin Federline’s house. She was reportedly enraged that she couldn’t get inside the pad to see her kids. Undoubtedly, the money made from the shots could have bought about 10 of those vehicles. For all of her hardship and messiness, Britney’s touch is Midas. [X17]

February 22Rehab: Yes, Yes, Yes - Third time turned out to be a charm for Britney, who checked into Promises and would eventually complete the facility’s 30-day in-patient program. Over the course of the time, she learned to sit and stay. So, you know, it just goes to show that she’s still trainable. All is not lost! []

[Image credit: X17]

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2007′s Craziest: Alec Baldwin Loves His Kid



Some gossip stories are too big to forget. We’re counting down the 20 biggest, baddest, and most ridiculous celeb scandals of the year. You’ll get a new one posted every day.

Last April someone (we think she has blond hair and an Oscar) leaked a vicious voice-mail that an enraged Alec Baldwin had left his 12-year old daughter Ireland. Most of the world freaked, but some people wondered if what he said was any worse than the crap parents have scream at kids on a regular basis. Sure he swore at her – a lot – and called her a “rude, thoughtless little pig.” And hey, maybe it even got a little sketchy there when he said he was going to come and “straighten you [Ireland] out.” But this is lovable Alec Baldwin we’re talking about – everyone’s favorite red state-loving boss on 30 Rock! We’d take the abuse to hang with him, and we’d never make an ass out of Alex by not answering his phone calls. Years of screaming voicemails from our own parents have made us way smarter than that. [TMZ. Image: Getty]

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Wednesday: Jessica Alba’s a Hot Mama


jessica-alba-1212.jpgJessica Alba: Still Hot, Now Pregnant!
Congrats to the couple – especially her beau Cash Warren, who will now be forever covered by his cash cow of a baby-mama. [People]

Madonna Freaks Out in Yoga Class
Madge apparently kicked out an entire yoga class at her gym so she could practice by herself. Surely Kaballah doesn’t preach being an asshole, right? [NYP]

Amy Winehouse Can’t See Hubby, Cries
The singer missed visiting hours at her hubby’s jailed and spazzed. Um, set an alarm next time? [Us]

Fur Lovin’ Olsens Twins Trashed by PETA
The animal rights group is ragging on the gajillionaire sisters for wearing lots n’ lots of animal products. [Us]

Gwyneth and Chris – Still Together, Still Boring
The Paltrow-Martins were spotted lunching together and chatting. Couldn’t they be plotting their divorce? [NYDN]

Smartest Model: Who Has a Shot?



This week’s Smartest Model featured a ton of the models’ pictures from the photo-shoot challenge. In lieu of giving a rundown of the episode, we thought we’d post galleries of the shots, so that you can see for yourself the raw (or sometimes elusive) talent behind the models:




With Angela booted this week, it’s down to V.J. and Andre for the final two — USA vs. Soviet. Who do you think is going to take it? And more importantly: do you think that V.J. ripped off Andre’s poses, as he was accused of doing? Here’s a bonus gallery of comparisons: you be the judge.

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2007′s Craziest: Akon Smacks That


Some gossip stories are too big to forget. We’re counting down the 20 biggest, baddest, most ridiculous and saddest celeb scandals of the year. You’ll get a new one posted every day.

Remember when Akon was just a dude with a hit record, a rap sheet and a few wives? That was before he was busted for taking his on-stage antics way too far. Back at a concert in April, Konvict brought up a 15-year old woman from the audience to accept a “trip to Africa” she was to be awarded for winning an earlier dance concert. Turns out her prize was a just a ride on the Akon crazy train, and the singer proceeded to mount and violently hump the teen all around the stage. How sexy! The girls are swooning! The incident caused Verizon to pull out of the Gwen Stefani tour it was sponsoring (Akon was the opening act) and he eventually apologized a few weeks after it all went down, saying “It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18.”

Yeah, like that makes it any more appropriate, pal. If you can stomach the grossness, check out the video above of Akon’s hump-nasty spectacle.

Hottie of the Week: Tyra Banks


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There’s something about Tyra that’s just so loveable, isn’t there? The talk-show host and head judge on America’s Next Top Model is undeniably a goofball. She’s unbelievably awkward. And none of that seems to matter. She turned the modeling industry on its ear when she debuted on the catwalks of Paris, and then turned Will Smith on his ear with her role on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. In the years since, she’s managed to parlay her charm and skills into making herself a ubiquitous media presence, and with Top Model, she sparked the fire that gave us a legion of imitators. Sure, there were some mistakes along the way — we remember her ill-fated singing career vividly, and we still haven’t been able get Halloween: Resurrection
out of our heads — but the good has outweighed the bad. (Sidebar: One of our favorite moments of the year came from The Tyra Banks Show, wherein our intrepid host took Nicole Richie shopping — first at Kitson, which is where Nicole shops, then to the 99-cent Store, which Tyra is presumably more familiar with. That, folks, was amazing TV.) As Top Model‘s current season winds down, we thought it only fitting to feature her. After all, how many beautiful funny ladies can you name?

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Britney’s Worst Year Ever: January


You were there through the bad driving, the head-shaving, and the Criss Angel thing. It’s been a tough year for our girl. No one could have imagined a mere 12 months ago that she’d create such glorious new nonsense every week. Some of the craziness escapes you? Come back every day: We’re counting down the events that made up the Year in Britney.

year_in_britney_1.jpg January 1Down for the Count – Brit kicked off 2007 with a bang…on her head. After hosting two countdowns at the PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Brit was rumored to have gone into “a dead faint and just fell right to the floor.” Rumors that she had to be dragged out were shooed away by then manager Larry Rudolph who said that the singer was “just tired and falling sleep.” Hopefully she got some rest that night: she had a very busy year ahead of her. [Vegas Pop]

January 2New Year’s Resolution – She revealed to Extra TV that her New Year’s Resolution was to “stop biting my fingernails” and to “just to take care of me more, I think.” Fair enough about the former, but as for her latter resolution, she must have been referring to self-medication. I think. []

January 5Britney Addresses the Masses – She hasn’t always been the most cuddly of pop stars, but Brit did reach out to her admirers via her official website. Like Eva Peron with exposed genitalia, she proclaimed from her keyboard balcony that, “I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached.” Like in life, where she wanted to go with herself as an entertainer would turn out to be extremely simple: on a bender. [Dlisted]

January 9Brit’s Clothes Get Shredded – The singer soon found herself in the only place more familiar than a puddle of vomit: atop Mr. Blackwell’s annual worst-dressed list. She wasn’t so much an easy target as she was a target that would knock you down, steal your arrow, and plunge it through herself. See the pic to the left, if your eyes can handle it. []

[Image credit: X17]

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Kardashians Against Lauren/Brody Love


Most sisters have a comment on the people their siblings date. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are no different. They’re pooh-poohing the steamy relationship between their step-brother Brody Jenner and his honey-bunny Lauren Conrad. You know, the one the advertisers pay good money for on MTV’s The Hills?

“I think that Brody and Lauren are probably better off as good friends,” said Kim during a break from her Cabo San Lucas partying. “Agreed,” was Kourtney’s response.

The last ’07 episode of The Hills goes down tonight. What do you think about the romance? Will they wind up together?

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Michael Jackson Morphs


It’s not that Michael Jackson looks like a woman on the latest cover of Jet Magazine. We’re way beyond that comparison; people have been saying it for years and honestly, who’s not gender-bending these days? More specifically, Michael looks like a lady news anchor, and we’re feel-ing his look. The gold python jacket and slinky black turtleneck combo says, “I’m sexy and I know all about Iran’s secret nuclear weapons program,” while the hair reveals a sensible side that can also let loose once the vodka tonics starts flowing and the Don Henley is blasted from the boom box. Mixed with those trusty wool slacks and high cheek bones, and he’s got that “soccer mom one minute, interviewing the Secretary of State the next” thing down! We’d totally trust him to deliver the news on broccoli preventing cancer. Trusting him to deliver a hit album is another story.

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