Fashion WTF: The Suri Bob’s Bizarre Popularity



Why this hairstyle has regained it’s popularity, we do not know. But whatever you want to call it – the Suri, the Saleisha, the Tutti – it’s back and it’s BAD. Like really bad. It’s not flattering on anyone, but still everyone keeps cutting their hair and shaping it freakishly around their face. After we noticed Jennifer Hudson stepping out with this new do, we realized something was really awry in La La Land. We’ve accumulated the above images not so much as an hommage to this frightening hair style, but as a warning to any future daring gals – and guys – who might want to go crazy in the barber’s chair. Sit tight. Get the Rachel. This look is wrong on just about everyone – except Dora the Explorer.

Vanessa Hudgens Traumatized By Her Naked Bod


vanessa-hudgens.jpgHigh School Musical hotness Vaness Hudgens is now talking about her little nudie pic scandal from last summer, and she’s still kinda messed up by it. Cuz you know, we all saw her boobs and her vag. “I’m much better now. But truthfully I don’t like talking about it,” Hudgens told Seventeen. “It was very traumatic, and I am extremely upset it happened. I hope all my fans can learn from my mistake and make smart decisions.”

It’s kinda cool that’s she’s owning up to it, because Lord knows there’s a ton of crap we did at 17-years old that we still don’t like to admit. Her mom sounds equally as hip; Vanessa reveals that when she told her Ma about the pics, she said, “Well everyone can be naked if they want to.” Very true. And everyone can photograph it too. But not everyone who does is the hero of seven-year olds across the globe. That’s the catch. But young fans should listen to Vanessa’s wise words and take them to heart: “Don’t post your private business for the world to see!” she says. “You just have to be careful.” So true! Blur that sh*t out before you upload it to the web! At least make your dirty pics a little safe for work – the millions of people clicking on them will thank you. [MSNBC]

Tila Tequila: Friday Night Self-Love and Home-Made Pornos


Tila Tequila, the delightful minx that drives us to distraction, strayed yet again and spilled the raunchy secrets of her heart to Blender magazine. She told them everything; when she jerks off, what she’d do to Angelina Jolie, even the “talentless whore-slut” rumors. You can check out the complete interview here, but we’ve included a few dollops of Tila’s wisdom below.

It’s a typical Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
Jerking off. [Laughs.] Watching TV, eating and jerking off by the fireplace.

Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?
Yeah, who hasn’t? I’m like, “Listen, I don’t want to waste any more money renting porno. Why don’t we make our own?” We’ll watch it, and I go, “Damn, I’m hot!” [Laughs.] And then I destroy it, right then and there, so I know it’s not going anywhere.

How would you characterize your taste in sex?
Uninhibited. I learned that the more comfortable I am and the more I go all out, the more I get from the other person. They look at me like, Wow, this girl’s crazy!

Who could you meet that would make you lose your cool?
Clive Owen. He’s really grungy. If I’m dating a guy, I want him to be a man. And Angelina Jolie. Back in the day, I would have totally banged her.

What do people who don’t like you say about you?
That I’m a talentless whore-slut. Well, I must have a lot of talent to get a reaction out of everyone.

Friday: Pam’s Third Divorce a Charm!


pam-anderson.jpgKatie and Christina to Be Costars
Mrs. Cruise wants to star in a film with the dirrrty singer to seem more edgy. How about just divorcing her weirdo husband instead? [DListed]

Pam Finally Ditches Sex Tape Hubby
It’s official – Pam Anderson’s third marriage is over after a few months. What dud can she date now? [Us]

Is There a Vivica Fox Sex Tape?
She’s denying it, but her ex is claiming he’s got a naughty video of Vivica floating around. Don’t celebs spend enough time in front of the camera as is? [NYDN]

J. Lo Ready For Boy and Girl Babies
Lopez and her house husband have been shopping for pink and blue everything for their future twin tots. We’re already cringing imagining their matching outfits. [NY Post]

Jay-Z Ditched Def Jam for More Cash
Hova bailed on his post as head of the iconic label cuz the pay wasn’t good enough. Beyonce needs her yachts and bling ya’ll! [NY Post]

Britney’s Breakdown: Takes Kids Hostage, Ends Up Hospitalized


Britney Spears Hospitalized After Custody Dispute.

Last night sh*t went DOWN at Britney Spears‘ Beverly Hills mansion (she had given a deposition with Kevin Federline‘s lawyers earlier in the day). After refusing to turn over her kids to K-Fed’s bodyguard at the scheduled pick up time of 7PM PST, his lawyer and the police were called to the scene. Brit stayed holed up in her house with the tots, hours passed, fire trucks and ambulances arrived, and at 11:45 PM Britney was removed from her home on a gurney and taken to the Cedars-Sinai hospital in a police-escorted ambulance. Cops revealed that they believed that Britney was “under the influence of an unknown substance.”Her youngest son Jayden was also taken to the hospital but has been released, and both boys are now in the safe arms of their stable backup-dancer dad. Meanwhile, Britney remains at the hospital where she is allegedly a “special needs” patient, explained a source, meaning that “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves…”

You can check out the insanity and Brit’s arrival at the hospital in the video below. We’ll keep you posted on any further updates. Until then, holy sh*t. [Us/OK! Photo: Splashnews]

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Blog Best-Of: Tom’s Tendency


tom_cruise_links.jpg- A source dishing on Tom Cruise‘s generous tipping calls him “a big giver.” Hmmm. That’s not going to do anything to halt the gay rumors, now is it? [Dlisted]

- Janet Jackson lands on the cover of a magazine called Prestige. The synergy of wishful thinking and publishing is a powerful, powerful thing. [CONCRETELOOP]

- A (pseudo-) sex tape from Mobb Deep‘s Prodigy surfaces almost simultaneously with the announcement of his next solo album. I don’t see nothin’ wrong wit’ a little…cross-promotion. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- In related news, Amy Fischer is DJing a release party for her sex tape. Cross-promotion: 2; Dignity: 0. [Best Week Ever]

- Fergie and Josh Duhamel share a day painting at the beach. Burying each other in the sand would have been a greater service to the world, but hey, can’t have everything. [Pop Sugar]

[Image: Getty]

Lindsay Lohan Loves Her Some Bubbly


We know who killed Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety (and her career) - she did. Video (see above) has turned up of our favorite man-eater chugging some champagne on New Year’s Eve, and her lawyer has even confirmed the slip-up. Oops! Blair Berk said, “The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”

We’d rather her stop sharing her ‘one old dude at a time’ make out fest with the entire world. Please?

Beyonce Kicks Kanye’s Ass



This picture has been popping up all over the web today and there’s a good reason: it’s seriously adorable. Say what you will about Kanye West‘s ego and Beyonce‘s Beyonce-ness, but if this pic of the pair playing Connect Four at Jay-Z‘s 40/40 club in Vegas doesn’t melt your icy heart, I don’t know what will. Apparently Beyonce kicked his ass nine times in a row, too! Kanye posted the pics on his blog and wrote that he played the game for hours on his European tour as it helped him “zone out.” It may not be traditional grief healing methods, but whatever works, right? [KanyeUniversity]

Rock of Love 2: Extended Preview!


Roller derby! Paintball! Stripping! Crying! Vomiting! Screaming! Strawberries! Spread eagles! Rodeo’s cackle! Lacey’s bitchiness! Heather’s hair! Lubrication, a greased pig and a big horse. It’s all below in the supertrailer for Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. You’ll notice that it’s just short of seven minutes in heaven, but just as salacious. Rock of Love 2 premieres Sunday, Jan. 13 at 9/8 c. After watching the video, try, just TRY to stand the wait.

DMX Goes from Gangsta to Gospel



Finally, the album we’ve been waiting for all our life! DMX is putting out a double album – with one disc full of hip hop tracks and the other – solely gospel-rap songs. His combined masterpiece will be called Walk With Me Now and You’ll Fly With Me Later, and DMX claims that the gospel portion with be “without cursing — how ’bout that one? No songs about b—-es, no songs about robbing, just straight ‘Give God the glory.’ ”

Amen. When asked why he decided to put out a gospel record, the rapper said, “Destiny, I guess. I just go with the flow.” Thus, we’ll just go with our flow and drop some suggested tracks.

  1. Religious Ruff Ryders
  2. All Dogs Go to Heaven
  3. What These Angel B*tches Want (featuring Sisqo)
  4. Get Me a God
  5. It’s Bright and Heaven is Hot, But Not as Hot as Hell