Hottie of the Week: Vanessa Hudgens

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Vanessa Hudgens is Our Hottie!Vanessa Hudgens is the adorable and stunningly beautiful star at the center of Disney’s massively popular made for TV movie, High School Musical. If you been living under a rock, in a hole, or on another planet and have yet to experience Vanessa as the shy math nerd turned school play star Gabriella, not to worry. High School Musical 2 debuts this Friday night and is sure to make her pretty face a permanent fixture on the walls and in the hearts of teens (okay, and adults) across the country.

Vanessa overload is only just beginning – the nineteen-year old’s first album dropped last fall and she’s just recently been made the latest face of Neutrogena. It seems only fitting that we crown this natural beauty with killer talent our Hottie of the Week.

See Vanessa’s beauty up close by clicking these pics:

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Jesse Desperate To Sing?

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UK’s Now magazine is reporting that Jesse Metcalfe is set to make beautiful music by reinventing himself as a singer. He does, after all know how to handle a guitar. The rag quotes Jesse as saying:

People are going to be shocked by my first album. It’s going to reveal my unseen mature side and I’ve even co-written some of the songs…I think I could be the next James Blunt.

The “unseen mature side” bit proves that this is either fabricated (who says that about himself?!?) or that Jesse’s subscribing to his own hype (a douche says that about himself, that’s who). The “next James Blunt” thing adds to the douchieness — he knows he’s the next Clay Aiken, he’s just too shy to say it. [Now]

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Fiddy Believes That Children Are Our Future

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50 Cent has his eyes on the future and he thinks R&B youngins Ciara and Chris Brown will lead us there. That probably means we all have to start taking dance lessons, right? If you can’t 1-2 step or grab your crotch like Michael Jackson, your ass will be left behind. Anyway, 50 says:

They came at me about doing ["Can't Leave 'Em Alone" with Ciara] and I heard the joint. It was before her album came out and I was thinking that she’s the future of R&B. People love Beyoncé, but look at how long she’s been around! I think that she’s dope, though. But I’m about the future of the business and her [Ciara] and Chris Brown are just that. They’re going to be the best things out in a lil’ bit. But as far as what people think between me and her, man…[laughs], the video did that.

This is mostly notable because 50 Cent is actually saying something nice about someone else (two someones, even!). I thought there was a bullet lodged in the section of his brain responsible for compliments. He’s always so full of surprises! [HipHopDX.com]

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Kim Kardashian’s Butt is the Real Deal

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kimface.jpgGuys, stop blabbing about Kim Kardashian having ass implants. That’s totally not true – though it could always happen in the future! That’s according to the sex tape siren, who spilled her butt beans to King magazine. She said:

“Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body.”

But when it comes to the certain saggy future of said behind, she muses, “I’m not against [plastic surgery].” So just hold your butt implant rumors for now. In about 30 years you can totally start spreading them again. [NY Post. Image. Getty]

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Britney Sleeps with Women, Hates Her Kids

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If you’re in Britney overload, don’t worry – we feel your pain like a bad set of hair extenstions. She’s on the cover of practically every gossip magazine this week and according to the tabloids is doing everything from hitting on Jenna Jameson to guzzling Jameson in front of her kids. If you’re keeping tabs, here’s a list of all the Brit rumors circulating this morning.

  • Britney and her ex-assistant Shannon Funk (recently subpoenaed by K-Fed) are/were lesbian lovers
  • Brit asked nannies to sleep in her bed with her and her baby
  • She drinks to loosen up and boozes until she ends up drunk in front of her kids
  • Stripping in front of visitors and nannies is a daily habit
  • The mom of two has told her kids they were mistakes. Sadly they’re too young to understand what the hell she said, especially because her speech was most likely slurred.
  • The starlet is planning a performance comeback at the MTV VMAs next month.
  • Brit is applying to be on Flavor of Love 3. Yeah, we’re just kidding, but wouldn’t that be so effing awesome?! Her Flav name would probably be something like CrazzeeMamma or Weaviee.

[DListed, OK!, Popbytes, NY Daily News, Us Weekly, Life&Style.]

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Wednesday: Justin and Jessica Moving In Together; Brangelina’s Baby Shopping

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The cute couple are supposedly ready to take the plunge and share a house. Get ready for baby bump watch to start in a week or two! [Life and Style]

Lindsay Sued by Car Chase Victim
A passenger in the car Linds chased last month is suing the actress. Funny how she starred in a movie about some girl with no luck, and now she has none. Karma’s a bitch to bitches! [TMZ]

Paris Parties for a Price
The heiress and her little sis are apparently shopping around their services as party hosts to Las Vegas clubs, for a price of $500,000. We didn’t realize Paris’ wallet counted as a charity. [NY Post]

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Blog Best-Of: Kelly’s Corrections

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kellyr_links.jpg- Kelly Rowland is said to be prepping an expanded rerelease of her slow-selling Ms. Kelly album. It’s always smart to give people more of what they don’t want. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Katie Holmes isn’t just Tom Cruise‘s beard, she’s also his platform. Seriously, he looks taller when he stands next to her. All he needs is for her to be his top hat, and then his dream of being Abraham Lincoln will become reality. [CityRag]

- At this point, the only thing keeping Jenna Jameson from becoming Mick Jagger is two bags of silicone. Let ‘em bleed, Jen. [Best Week Ever]

- Idolator runs down its Top 50 Hottest Hotties of rock…with sexy, not to mention supernatural, results. [Idolator]

- Charm School‘s Shay and I Love New York‘s Tango present at the Ozone Awards. That they were asked to appear on stage is the real victory. [CONCRETELOOP]

[Image: Getty]

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Lohan’s Ta-Tas: “A Really Big Hit”

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When in doubt, go with the sexy photo spread, right? Maxim is about to drop a new issue that features some kootchie-koo shots of Lindsay “The Black Kid Was Driving” Lohan. Somewhere in between taking the pictures, the mag’s journalists found time to get some quotes, and yes, the juiciest of ‘em is now out there making the rounds on the InterWeb.

Which part of your body garners the most attention?
My breasts have been a really big hit…

We’re wondering if that’s a leftover quote from some old Jessica Simpson chat, but I guess we’ll find out what comes after the ellipses when the mag streets next Tuesday.

One thing’s certain. Old Firecrotch looks better in that white thingee than she did on her darkest day.

Think there’s any chance Lohan will still be looking sexy after her stint in dry-out camp?

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Papa K-Fed: Custody Battle Smack Down

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britney_spears.jpgAfter serving Brit’s “cousin” Alli Sims with legal papers over the weekend, K-Fed and his team of lawyers pounced on another victim, serving her manny/boyfriend/security guard Daimon Shippen with two subpoenas yesterday to testify in the couple’s latest custody hearing. Apparently Shippen “was completely surprised to be served. He was dumbfounded and in a state of shock.” What we’re most shocked about is that K-Fed can actually afford lawyers. How many copies of Playing With Fire did he sell? Five?

One of Brit’s pals is defending the singer and going after Kevin, arguing that the back up dancer really wants Britney’s other baby – her money. A source close to the star told X17, “…his dispute now is clearly for financial gain. Britney isn’t hiding anything. And why didn’t he fight for full custody of his kids with Shar Jackson if he loves his kids so much?”

Good point mystery source! Now if only you could tell us why Britney let Jayden wear one of her hats out to dinner last night. [Getty]

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Inspecting Kim Kardashian’s Ass

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It seems like every time we hop online, Kim Kardashian is doing everything possible to draw attention to her giant booty. The ridiculously super-tight outfits, the over-the-shoulder pose, the sign she carries around everywhere that reads, “LOOK AT MY ASS PEOPLE!” More power to her for doing so, even though her big butt should probably be featured at a Ripley’s Believe It or Not rather than on the red carpet. Kim’s hard work finally paid off, what with the recent announcement of her new reality show on E! coming just days after the network canceled her former BFF’s show, The Simple Life. When asked about it, a threatened Paris Hilton got sassy, saying, “I’m doing a show with a huge network right now. It’s going to be a surprise.”

Sure she’s attempting to be cool about it, but we can see Paris sweating under those extensions. If even she is fearing the wrath of Kardashian’s popular lady humps, than surely Kim is set to conquer the world with that thing.

For a closer look at Kim’s behind, take a peak at the pics below. [Getty]

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