“Hey You” is a new Madonna song, which sounds distinctly Christmas-y — surprising, since it was produced by Pharrell. But whatever, and we’ll save lap dance puns for the next time Madonna winds up at a strip club for research. It’s available online now to download for free, legally, as part of the promotion for Al Gore’s Live Earth bonanza, the seven-continent-concert that’s going to go down July 7th. Madge will perform “Hey You” as part of Live Earth, but don’t download the track just to memorize the lyrics. Get it now because for each of the first million downloads, MSN will donate 25 cents to the Alliance for Climate Protection. Nice work, Madonna.
Lohan’s Boy Toy Makes Her Scream
Lindsay allegedly tore Calum Best’s clothes after he collected phone numbers from models. You can’t treat a Mean Girls like that and get away with it! [New York Post]
Did ‘Idol’ Censor Sanjaya?
The show rejected claims that the Ponyhawk wasn’t allowed to sing Janis Joplin’s "Mercedes Benz" because Ford was sponsoring the show. [MSNBC]
Britney’s Boyfriend Back in Rehab
Does Howie Day prefer rehab to watching Spears lip-synch? [Life & Style]
Is text-over-tatas the new celebrity must-have? Britney Spears can be seen rocking it on her official site, while Avril Lavigne sports it on the cover of the latest Blender. Who looks hottest? Who wore it best?
[Avril image credit: Egotastic!]
In a crushing blow to all who believe in justice and light, it has been announced that Paris Hilton may end up serving just 23 days in jail — roughly half of her 45-day sentence. Nooooooo! Whyyyyy?
Well, actually, there’s a rational explanation: "Under Los Angeles county regulations she will receive good behavior credits at the start of her sentence. Provided she behaves well, she could be released after 23 days," reports a mouthpiece for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Still, I ask: Nooooooo! Whyyyyy?
While the reduced-sentence is still up in the air, what is for sure is that Paris will be kept in a "special-needs housing unit," away from the general population of the prison. And so, it turns out that Paris has every right to act entitled because, clearly, she is entitled.
All together now: Nooooooo! Whyyyyy? [AFP/Yahoo! / Image credit: Getty]
In addition to feeling inappropriately about his daughters, pop svengali Joe Simpson has professed his love for Jessica‘s new man, John Mayer. "I want her to be happy. I’m always a fan of his. I love him; he’s got great music," Simpson told People. Explaining the secret to what makes their relationship work, Simpson cites the lack of competition: "He’s a guitarist; that’s his thing. Jessica is a singer. She doesn’t play guitar, so there’s no competition." In other Simpson sib news, Ashlee‘s going into the studio with ubiquitous producer Timbaland, the other guy from the Neptunes who’s not Pharell, Chad Hugo, and John Legend. Ash is going for a more "soulful" sound on this album, so that means no power-pop proclaiming she "didn’t steal your boyfriend." Cryptically, though, Ash predicts, "I’ll probably have my heart broken and then end up with one of those kinds of songs on there." Is there trouble in paradise with Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz?
Despite the fact that Melinda Doolittle has pulled off some show-stopping performances, her stage time on Idol is up. Considered the front runner for weeks, it was a shock to everyone when Ryan Seacrest told her her that she didn’t make the cut for the finale. The crowd booed, Jordin Sparks seemed hurt, and even Blake Lewis’ parents looked disappointed and confused.
Our ramp-up to Rock Honors (Thursday, May 24) always includes revealing chats with the music’s stars. Road Tales focuses on some the silliness (and sex) that goes down when artists are on tour.
Peter Criss isn’t one of rock’s best drummers, but back in the day the KISS pounder was always allowed an extensive spot for solos during a show. Anthrax’s Scott Ian, who toured with the make-up men years ago, explains the kind of carnal pleasures that took place stage left and stage right.
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- Elijah Wood is set to play Iggy Pop in a biopic. Naughty little Frodo! [Dlisted]
- T.I. shoots a video for "You Know What It Is." In this case, "it" apparently means "butt" and what it is is huge. [CONCRETELOOP]
- The freak is brought out of Jessica Alba thanks to Terry Richardson‘s photography. Finally, she is as trashy as she wants to be. [CityRag]
- Pam Anderson‘s nipple slips out of her dress. Isn’t it more shocking when Pam Anderson’s nipple slips into her dress? [Egotastic!]
[Image credit: Getty]
In this episode, Dustin proves to be helpful…
…and capable of losing weight…
Wow! What a turnaround!
She’s gone head to head with Will Smith in Hitch and looked superb in every film she’s ever been in. As for those fashion shoots she sometimes does, well, yikes! Eva Mendes always lets her sensuality spill forth, and in the new Wilson brothers feature, The Wendell Baker Story, she’s both cool and hot. Glide through the flipbook and get acquainted.