No one’s quite sure what’s goin’ on between Grandma Spears and her lil’ mama Brit. Us Magazine’s most recent cover features an interview with Lynne about the pair’s attempt to mend their broken relationship. She dishes on her daughter’s mistakes, and gives the impression that the two are coming out of the darkness that is estrangement, buzz cuts and two day rehab stints. "Britney Jean Spears is the sweetest and the most sensitive and loving
of all my children," she tells the mag, "she’s just figuring
Find out who else Grandma Spears loves, after the jump!
On his next album, Eminem is said to be dusting off his favorite punching bag: Mariah Carey. The New York Daily News reports that a source close to Em has blabbed to OK! that “there is more than one track that goes into really specific, intimate detail about what went on between Em and Mariah.” Apparently, nothing notable has happened in Eminem’s life because he’s still talking about his supposed affair with Mariah, six years after he alleges it took place (Mariah has always denied any sort of romantic connection with the slim and shady one).
If this is true, Em’s seeming mighty desperate for material. Can’t he find someone else to supposedly have sex with and then rap about? Is Mariah’s sauce really that sweet or is he just wack?
After the jump, read a timeline of Em and Mariah’s epic feud…and you’ll see just how lame he is for still talking about this crap.
In a move straight out of a terrible romantic comedy, J.Lo’s former assistant has gone to work for the ex-wife of her hubby, Marc Anthony. Tiana Rios apparently left the Anthonys on good terms, but Jen’s freaking out that her ex-helper may give her new boss all the dirt on what really went down behind the diva’s mansion doors.
Actress Shar Jackson is reportedly in her seventh week of pregnancy, and the alleged dad is none other than the former Mr. Britney Spears himself. 29 year-old K-Fed already has two kids with The Ex-Wives Club star (and two with Brit, if anyone’s counting), and can’t seem to stop his superhuman sperm from procreating. The two probably didn’t even need to knock boots, Kevin’s ‘boys’ are so strong they just hitchhiked from whatever corner he was hanging out on to Shar’s house in Los Angeles and made it happen. Jackson has two children from a previous relationship, so the baby on the way will bring the total number of kids in the Jackson-Federline-Spears family to a lucky 7.
Oh – but please, whatever you do, don’t tell any of this to Kevin. Shar still hasn’t mentioned it yet. Pssst – now might be a good time.
Nicole: Tests Confirm Baby Bump?
There’s no slowing the pregnancy rumors surrounding The Simple Life star, as a source reveals that blood tests show that there’s a blooming bun in her teeny tiny oven.
New Mom Alert: Aniston’s Adopting!
Jen’s started the adoption ball rolling and is hoping for a baby boy, just like new mom pal Sheryl Crow. Watch out, Shiloh! There could be a new kid in town.
Agents Kick Paris to the Curb
After her most recent legal fiasco, the Endeavor Agency has dumped the high maintenance star. According to an insider, Hilton’s endless drama "just wasn’t worth it."
Kelly Clarkson‘s taking matters into her own hands. In the latest offensive in the war against her record label, Clarkson just fired manager (and former ally) Jeff Kwatinetz, who, according to sources, "excaberbated a thermonuclear situation." With just two weeks til the release of Clarkson’s My December — and extreme resistance from RCA and label head Clive Davis — Clarkson and Kwatinetz fell out over the direction of the album. With Kwatinetz allegedly siding with Davis, Clarkson informed him she’d no longer be requiring his services, as of Monday evening.
This is the latest in a long line of disagreements Clarkson has been outspoken about. Most recently, the singer refused to perform her single "Never Again" (which is currently falling fast at #29 on the airplay chart) at the Idol Gives Back concert, and slammed those who wanted her to: "To promote yourself on a charity event is beyond crass. People are starving and dying and I’m up there singing some bitter pop song? And believe me, everyone wanted me to sing it. Because they are jaded and they have no soul."
So who do you agree with — Kelly or Clive & co.? Check out an alleged leak of the album here, and tell us what you think.
- Beyoncé has some rules for fans that she meets with: no kissing, no questions and no touching, among them. Nowhere does it say, “No peeing.” So, you know, at least there’s some fun to be had. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- To meet Justin Timberlake, Madonna wears an all-black outfit that looks witch-inspired. This is her way of telling him that she wants to be his hag. [Dlisted]
- Rihanna receives the Legs of a Goddess “award.” By “goddess,” they mean, “someone crazy enough ensure her stems for $1 million.” [CONCRETELOOP]
- Ray J has been hired to direct and narrate a porn film. At last, porn that caters to the blind market. Just when you think every demographic is covered, along comes Ray J. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Uma Thurman thinks that granny panties are an acceptable substitute for bikini bottoms. Uma Thurman is wrong. [Egotastic!]
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Check out this video of Nick getting p*ssed off at a pesky photographer while at the airport. The paparazzo allegedly said something crude about Vanessa as they walked by, so after escorting his lady friend out of harm’s way, the sensitive singer takes that giant tattooed arm and puts it to good use on the guy’s neck.
I’m all for chivalry, but couldn’t Minnillo have defended herself? We all know she’s got mad skills in the weapons department.
Blink quickly while looking at these photos [NSFW] and you may think you’re looking at Tara Reid at her worst: a sloppy, wrinkled dress, cup in hand, cheap nineties headscarf and a good ol’ classic nipple slip. But blink again and you realize – it’s not Tara at all! It’s our friend, the lover of all things trashtastic, Britney Spears. She’s at it again, mortifying her sons one boob shot at a time. But hey – Brit’s resourceful. The second she noticed the slippage she turned her dress around to combat it. Wow. Is it possible for someone to be a dumb genius?
Meanwhile, Tara has cleaned up her act in a major way. Perhaps she’s gonna make a pass at Paris in 2 weeks and attempt to reconcile their lost friendship. Or maybe she was just sick of looking like that crazy neighborhood drunk who’s always getting arrested for peeing in public. Either way, she looks REALLY GOOD. Maybe even too good?
More hot pics of Tara under the jump!
Everyone’s got an opinion these days on Paris, Lindsay and Britney and their poor choices, bad behavior and fugly fake tans. Now actress Jamie Lee Curtis (you know – Halloween, True Lies) is so outraged about the downward spiral of Young Hollywood that she’s started writing about it, joining stars like Rosie and Alanis ex Ryan Reynolds in the blogosphere.
Wow. Is there anything these superhuman celebs can’t do (like, maybe, shut up)?
Jamie Lee’s debut blog post digs right into the Lindsay-Paris-Britney trifecta of
disaster, describing the three starlets as, "talented, beautiful and spectacular" (really?) before noting that their "sad paths…have ended in prison, rehab and mental illness." She forgot to mention horrible hairdos, but I’ll let that slide.
More words of wisdom from Jamie Lee Curtis, after the jump!