- A source dishing on Tom Cruise‘s generous tipping calls him “a big giver.” Hmmm. That’s not going to do anything to halt the gay rumors, now is it? [Dlisted]
- Janet Jackson lands on the cover of a magazine called Prestige. The synergy of wishful thinking and publishing is a powerful, powerful thing. [CONCRETELOOP]
- A (pseudo-) sex tape from Mobb Deep‘s Prodigy surfaces almost simultaneously with the announcement of his next solo album. I don’t see nothin’ wrong wit’ a little…cross-promotion. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- In related news, Amy Fischer is DJing a release party for her sex tape. Cross-promotion: 2; Dignity: 0. [Best Week Ever]
- Fergie and Josh Duhamel share a day painting at the beach. Burying each other in the sand would have been a greater service to the world, but hey, can’t have everything. [Pop Sugar]
We know who killed Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety (and her career) - she did. Video (see above) has turned up of our favorite man-eater chugging some champagne on New Year’s Eve, and her lawyer has even confirmed the slip-up. Oops! Blair Berk said, “The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”
We’d rather her stop sharing her ‘one old dude at a time’ make out fest with the entire world. Please?
This picture has been popping up all over the web today and there’s a good reason: it’s seriously adorable. Say what you will about Kanye West‘s ego and Beyonce‘s Beyonce-ness, but if this pic of the pair playing Connect Four at Jay-Z‘s 40/40 club in Vegas doesn’t melt your icy heart, I don’t know what will. Apparently Beyonce kicked his ass nine times in a row, too! Kanye posted the pics on his blog and wrote that he played the game for hours on his European tour as it helped him “zone out.” It may not be traditional grief healing methods, but whatever works, right? [KanyeUniversity]
Roller derby! Paintball! Stripping! Crying! Vomiting! Screaming! Strawberries! Spread eagles! Rodeo’s cackle! Lacey’s bitchiness! Heather’s hair! Lubrication, a greased pig and a big horse. It’s all below in the supertrailer for Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. You’ll notice that it’s just short of seven minutes in heaven, but just as salacious. Rock of Love 2 premieres Sunday, Jan. 13 at 9/8 c. After watching the video, try, just TRY to stand the wait.
Finally, the album we’ve been waiting for all our life! DMX is putting out a double album – with one disc full of hip hop tracks and the other – solely gospel-rap songs. His combined masterpiece will be called Walk With Me Now and You’ll Fly With Me Later, and DMX claims that the gospel portion with be “without cursing — how ’bout that one? No songs about b—-es, no songs about robbing, just straight ‘Give God the glory.’ ”
Amen. When asked why he decided to put out a gospel record, the rapper said, “Destiny, I guess. I just go with the flow.” Thus, we’ll just go with our flow and drop some suggested tracks.
- Religious Ruff Ryders
- All Dogs Go to Heaven
- What These Angel B*tches Want (featuring Sisqo)
- Get Me a God
- It’s Bright and Heaven is Hot, But Not as Hot as Hell
Lindsay Lohan sure can pick ‘em. While LiLo was enjoying her Mediterranean romp with three Italian men in 24 hours, her ex-boyfriend Riley Giles was busy cashing on the brief relationship he enjoyed with Lohan during and immediately after a stint in rehab. The snowboarding former addict sold photos of Lindsay to UK tabloid News of the World for a reported $120,000. Psst, Linds: the higher the amount they cash in for, the more they loved you. You can check out the shots here.
According to Lindsay’s ex, she’s swapped her cocaine addiction for sex and become a nymphomaniac. “The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked,” said Giles. “We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.” It’s unclear whether Giles sold his story for the monetary gain, or to further his reputation as a stud.
Now Lindsay’s mama — who was shopping around a post-rehab reality television show and who’s parenting skills are questionable at best — called Giles’ mom to give her a piece of her mind. According to Lindsay’s father Michael, “He apologizes.”
Not a day goes by that our favorite mess of starlet doesn’t do at least a few monumentally stupid things that seem out of the realm of regular human behavior. So we’ve fancied ourselves a little quiz to see if ya’ll can pick out today’s real Britney Spears news from the fake. Give it go and check your answers under the jump!
1. According to a statement, Britney’s lawyers fired her as a client yesterday because of:
a) “a mental breakdown.”
b) “a breakdown of communication.”
c) “her constant breakdancing.”
d) “her dog London, who Ms. Spears permitted to urinate on her counsel’s leather chairs.”
2. Britney Spears skipped what very important event yesterday?
a) Her sister Jamie-Lynn’s first mammogram.
b) Sean Preston’s tanning appointment.
c) The opening of a new Starbucks on Robertson Boulevard.
d) Her deposition in her custody battle with K-Fed.
3. Britney and her new photographer “boyfriend” Adnan Ghalib spent 5 hours, from 2am – 7am, at the Parker Hotel in Palm Springs together allegedly doing what:
a) Drugs. Ambiguous, plentiful drugs.
b) Discussing the future Britney Spears photo-book he is creating.
c) Ordering and eating fifteen continental breakfasts off the room service menu.
d) All of the above.
Check out the answers under the jump!
Lindsay Lohan Needs Your Money
LiLo is unemployed and desperate for cash – care to spare a nickel…or some botox? [NYDN]
Ne-Yo Sues Former Pal R. Kelly
The rising star is suing the creepy crooner after getting booted from his tour, and claims he was kicked off because the fans were liking him better. [NYDN]
Amy Winehouse: Renewing Vows in Slammer
Wino’s also apparently penning a new song for her jailed hubby, too. Crackheads are so romantic, eh? [NME]
Janet’s Sexy Songs Make Babies
Miss Jackson loves it when people tell her about all the babies they conceive to her tunes – except when it’s her bro Michael talking. [People]
No Ring for Kim Kardashian
Kim K. is NOT engaged to Reggie Bush, ya’ll – they’re just making sex tapes. But they’re totes in love. [EOnline]
We mentioned it last week, but just in case you missed it, Charm School winner and Flavor of Love 2 alum Saaphyri has launched her line of lip balm dubbed Lip Chap (duh). It’s available in five flavors, including Mojito and Piña Colada. Who needs alcohol when you have Lip Chap? For the follicly challenged (and not so much), she also just launched her line of Indian hair. She talked about both projects recently on Becky Buckwild’s Blog Talk Radio show (check the Dec. 23 episode). Did you know that you can give a dog extensions? It’s true, Saaphyri says so. Also revealed is the fact that Lip Chap is unisex (for boys, girls, girlish boys and boyish girls, says its creator). But most importantly, it’s guaranteed to keep you from beating a bitch’s ass.
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We asked you to name the hottest human being of 2007 and we have sampled more than half of your 800 responses. Our tally shows Jes narrowly edging out New York to become the year’s hottest, finest, cutest, sexiest person. Rock of Love winner Jes and our H.B.I.C. reality diva New York had approximately 150 votes each. But New York attracted dozens of harshly negative comments, and so we’ve crowned Jes our first-ever Hottie of the Year! Here is the list of candidates (in order of hotness, according to you) with some of your positive and negative comments.
“Jes all the way! She is so hot I’d consider switching teams!”
“She’s ugly and has rat nest hair.”
2. New York
“New York … the other girls are boring.”
“Are you kiding me New York is hot dang she is smokin hot and that’s real.”
“Looks like somebody hit her in the face with a shovel and just wouldn’t quit.”
“New York looks like a sick horse.”
“New York looks like a horse. Better yet, a horse crossed with a dog.”
“I would have picked NY if we were voting on best transvestite of the year but we’re not so I pick Kim!”
3. Kim Kardashian
“Kim is sexy as hell. No one above could compete with her … just look her body.”
“Armenians are the most beautiful people she’s freakin fine.”
“Kim sounds like she’s on helium.”
4. Chris Brown
“Boy u so sexy if u were a pie i would eat you.”
None, at least that we can find.
5. Vanessa Hudgens
“I think Vanessa is the hottest. She is so adorable and I think she has a head on her shoulders – although it is said that there are naked pic of her. Who doesn’t make mistakes?”
“Vanessa is so ugly and it looks like Fidel Castro is hiding down there.”
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