2007′s Craziest: Prisoner Paris


paris_hillton_070626_12_sm2.jpgSome gossip stories are too big to forget. We’re counting down the 20 biggest, baddest, and most ridiculous celeb scandals of the year. You’ll get a new one posted every day.

Be honest – you loved it when Paris Hilton went to jail for driving on a suspended license, and you loved it even more when she was released early and then dragged back in a fit of tears. Those three Paris-free weeks were a short and sweet glimpse into what life was like before Hilton burst onto the scene flashing her vag, and damn do we miss 2002. When it was all said and done, Paris left Lynwood and headed straight to Larry King, professing herself a changed woman who loved reading the bible behind bars. She called jail “traumatic”and “scary” and even read some of her behind-bars journal entries. She wrote, “They say when you reach a crossroad or a turning point in life, it really doesn’t matter how we got there, but it’s what we do next after we got there.”

Since her stint in jail, Paris has been doing what does does best – helping others by partying in slinky outfits, dancing around, and pimping crappy products with her name on them. As she said, it’s “a new beginning” – of the same old sh*t.

Britney’s Worst Year Ever: June



You were there through the bad driving, the head-shaving, and the Criss Angel thing. It’s been a tough year for our girl. No one could have imagined a mere 12 months ago that she’d create such glorious new nonsense every week. Some of the craziness escapes you? Come back every day: We’re counting down the events that made up the Year in Britney.

June 12 - Butts n’ Boobs Galore – Britney probably tried to excuse this slutty outfit malfunction with some sort of “I’m young and single ya’ll!” excuse, but we don’t buy it. The singer donned a slinky green dress out on the town, and originally wore it backwards until some kind Samaritan clued her in. It still didn’t stop her nipple from popping out over the course of the night, and there was no excuse for her to flash her ass at the world. But really, she was just breaking us in for a long line of disastrous outfit choices. Thanks B! [Socialite’s Life]

June 13Name That Tune - Britney implored her fans on her website to pick a name for her upcoming album. Their options?

1) Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like OK Like
2) What if the Joke is on You
3) Down boy
4) Integrity
5) Dignity

Unfortunately, Bat Sh*t Insane was not an option, cuz we guess most people would have gone with that. In the end Brit named her “comeback album” Blackout, which is probably what she had going on when she posted the above on her site. [AccessHollywood]

June 28Dear Mama – It looked like a scene out of some bad movie about a trailer trash family torn apart. In reality, only Brit looked like trash – her mom just happened to be on-set with daughter Jamie-Lynn and sitting at her trailer. But God sure does have a sense of humor! Decked out in jean cut-offs and a skimpy tank top, Britney handed her Mom a set of papers and stomped away after a quick convo. Rumored to be a restraining order, the documents were allegedly legal papers from an out of state lawyer asking her to stay away from Brit’s tots. Yep, she’s at her best when she’s droppin’ a little family drama on our asses! [JustJared, TMZ]

Tuesday: No Baby for Jennifer Love


jlove-1218.jpgBritney Hawks Outfits on eBay
Bid on her stained trashy outfits and help her afford a couple more Taco Supremes. [TMZ]

Kate Hudson Opens Up About Owen
The actress dishes on her dysfunctional ex and has nothing bad to say – go figure. [Us]

Tara Reid Tumbles Drunk in Bali
What’s a couple of cuts and bruises for this party girl? Life on the D List must be so hard. [NYDN]

Jennifer Love Hewitt Not Knocked Up

Guess this means no pregnant bikini shots of J Love for the world to criticize just yet. [NYDN]

Conan, Leno, Letterman: Back to Work

Hereeeeeeeeeeeeee’s Late Night TV! The hosts are back, but without their writers. Think they can pull it off? [DListed]

The Celebreality Interview – New York: Happy and In Love



New York has found her man, and in a rare turn for Celebreality romance, she’s still with him six months later. Imagine that!

After the jump, New York talks about falling in love with Tailor Made, falling out with Buddha and penis implants. She also wants to clear the air of a little rumor you may be aware of: “I’m not pregnant. Put that in bold letters.” Yes ma’am!

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Happy Holidays: From New York and Tailor Made


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New York and Tailor Made are walking off in the sunset. Well, the sun has already set, but you get the idea. Did she choose the right guy? Should she have kept Buddha instead? And if she’s not keeping Buddha, do you want him?

Is New York’s love for Tailor Made for real? Did it last that stressful period between the show’s taping and the finale airing? Did Tailor Made ever get that penis implant? Read all about what’s going on with New York here, in our new Celebreality Interview with her.

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A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila: Who’s the Winner?


It’s been a long, exhausting season, filled with bull-penis-eating competitions and contestants who wash Hummers with their swimsuit areas, and now it’s finally coming to a close. In Tuesday’s finale, Tila Tequila will be forced to choose between her remaining two paramours: Bobby, the sweet naif who was stunned that his hotel in Cancun had an elevator, and Dani, the most genuine person to ever grace a reality television program in the whole history of everything. Some of you have suggested in your comments that Tila not pick Dani, just because you believe that Tila a) is not that into girls, and b) will probably break Dani’s heart. What do you think now? Who’s going to take home the cash, the crown and the Tequila? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Jessica Simpson Ruins Football


Everything Jessica Simpson touches turns to darkness: her marriage, her career, her lips – and now, Tony Romo‘s football career. Jess watched the Dallas Cowboys quarterback go up against the Philadelphia Eagles from a luxury box yesterday, and her presence brought him a wee bit of bad luck. Though she cheered him on in a jersey with his number (with perfectly coiffed hair) next to her dad, Romo had the worst game of his career. Whoops! The last time Tony played almost as bad is when his former flame Carrie Underwood was in the stands. Sounds like he should listen to the fan who shouted, “Worry about the game, not your girlfriend,” after the game. [Video: IDLYITW]

Britney’s New Video: Want a “Piece”?


How can a pop star live a normal life when the cameras are always in her face and her fans are so toxic? How much can one woman give before it’s time to shave her head and crumble right before the planet’s eyes? These were unanswerable questions until Britney Spears dropped her new video for “Piece of Me” a few hours ago. Have a peek, and you’ll find out why our girl is so tortured all the time. Leave her alone, damn it!

Pam: Divorcing Hubby After 2 Months!


pamanderson.jpgHa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry, but what did Pam Anderson expect? True love? She may be a pro at marrying screwed up dudes after a few days of courtship, but she stinks at making them last. Pam filed for divorce on Friday from husband Rick Solomon, citing irreconcilable differences. Er, like they barely knew each other, for starters. The pair married in Las Vegas on October 6th, during a break between the two magic shows Pam stars in each night. The fact that they squeezed in their marriage into a 90 minute window was surely a sign as to how they both felt about each other – didn’t their love deserve a night-long celebration? Guess not, seeing as their marriage barely lasted that long. The only thing we’re upset about is that we never got a sex tape out of this coupling. Oh well. Surely Pam’s next two second marriage will give us something good.

Update: Pam has called the divorce off! Apparently she lost it after they had a big fight. What a mature way to handle things!