Charm School Extra Credit – Anatomy Lesson


Hold onto your weaves, because this week’s Charm School extras provide a testosterone injection. The first is an extended cut of Saaphyri’s showdown with Seashell — after he makes his crack about large breasts leading to stretch marks, the stacked Saaphyri busts out, "If you have ding-a-lings that are too big, they don’t get hard all the way. So which category do you fit in?" Fascinating! In the second Becky talks about her trials and tribulations with men — apparently, her appearance on Flavor of Love did not attract the kind of men she’d want to date. Can you believe it!?!

Blog Best-Of: Will’s Willie


Willsmith_links- Will Smith says the secret to his relationship with Jada Pinkett is "really, really good sex…I’m really good at it." The only thing he’s better at is lying. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Britney Spears flashes her panties to the world. It’s been so long! It’s like seeing an old, crusty friend that smells like poop. [The Superficial]

- Victoria Beckham‘s reality TV show forces her to get a life. Too bad it’s still boring. [CityRag]

- Who has nicer breasts than Beyoncé? Jay-Z does! Jay-Z does! [Just Jared]

- Shar Jackson denies the K-Fed baby rumor that circulated earlier today. Bad move, Shar: you just gave herself an attention abortion. [Dlisted]

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Akon Sings His Apology


has come forward to apologize for that whole underaged girl-humping fiasco – and a bunch of other things – in song. Seriously. The controversial crooner’s new jam leaked on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show, and you can listen to it here.

There’s no mention of Akon’s stage throw victim, so keep your fingers crossed for a second sappy forgiveness-seeking ballad. And remember, the next time something goes incredibly wrong, put the blame on Akon. It’s what he wants.

Paris: Cosmetic Surgery Quickie


Paris was only under house arrest for a few hours last Friday, but she managed to get in some quality time with – who else – a plastic surgeon. Dr. Steven Hoefflin serves the Hilton clan as a family doctor (ie: he advises them on their nose jobs) and was seen leaving Hilton’s manse in the early morning hours. Who knows what P was up too – Botox shots only take a couple minutes!

Meanwhile, View host Barbara Walters and her producer Bill Geddie threw down on the journalist’s Sirius radio show when asked by a listener if Paris would ever be considered as a co-host. After Geddie answered "No," Barbara shot him down with "Let me answer that: Yes." Meow! Go get him old tiger!

Barbara seemed less into the idea when asked about it later, but you never know! At least Hilton’s face will look hot. As for what she’d actually contribute? Well, she’s probably really good at talking about herself, so that’s a start.

Brit’s Battle: Over? Or Just Gettin’ Good?


No one’s quite sure what’s goin’ on between Grandma Spears and her lil’ mama Brit.  Us Magazine’s most recent cover features an interview with Lynne about the pair’s attempt to mend their broken relationship. She dishes on her daughter’s mistakes, and gives the impression that the two are coming out of the darkness that is estrangement, buzz cuts and two day rehab stints. "Britney Jean Spears is the sweetest and the most sensitive and loving
of all my children," she tells the mag, "she’s just figuring
things out."

Find out who else Grandma Spears loves, after the jump!

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Slim, Shady and Obsessed With Mariah


Mariahvsem On his next album, Eminem is said to be dusting off his favorite punching bag: Mariah Carey. The New York Daily News reports that a source close to Em has blabbed to OK! that “there is more than one track that goes into really specific, intimate detail about what went on between Em and Mariah.” Apparently, nothing notable has happened in Eminem’s life because he’s still talking about his supposed affair with Mariah, six years after he alleges it took place (Mariah has always denied any sort of romantic connection with the slim and shady one).

If this is true, Em’s seeming mighty desperate for material. Can’t he find someone else to supposedly have sex with and then rap about? Is Mariah’s sauce really that sweet or is he just wack?

After the jump, read a timeline of Em and Mariah’s epic feud…and you’ll see just how lame he is for still talking about this crap.

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K-Fed Can’t Stop Makin’ Babies


Kfed_3 Actress Shar Jackson is reportedly in her seventh week of pregnancy, and the alleged dad is none other than the former Mr. Britney Spears himself. 29 year-old K-Fed already has two kids with The Ex-Wives Club star (and two with Brit, if anyone’s counting), and can’t seem to stop his superhuman sperm from procreating. The two probably didn’t even need to knock boots, Kevin’s ‘boys’ are so strong they just hitchhiked from whatever corner he was hanging out on to Shar’s house in Los Angeles and made it happen. Jackson has two children from a previous relationship, so the baby on the way will bring the total number of kids in the Jackson-Federline-Spears family to a lucky 7.

Oh – but please, whatever you do, don’t tell any of this to Kevin. Shar still hasn’t mentioned it yet. Pssst – now might be a good time.

Wednesday: Paris Needs a New Agent; Lindsay Slapped with Lawsuit


Nicole: Tests Confirm Baby Bump?

There’s no slowing the pregnancy rumors surrounding The Simple Life star, as a source reveals that blood tests show that there’s a blooming bun in her teeny tiny oven.

New Mom Alert: Aniston’s Adopting!
Jen’s started the adoption ball rolling and is hoping for a baby boy, just like new mom pal Sheryl Crow. Watch out, Shiloh! There could be a new kid in town.

Agents Kick Paris to the Curb
After her most recent legal fiasco, the Endeavor Agency has dumped the high maintenance star. According to an insider, Hilton’s endless drama "just wasn’t worth it."

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