K-Fed Can’t Stop Makin’ Babies

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Kfed_3 Actress Shar Jackson is reportedly in her seventh week of pregnancy, and the alleged dad is none other than the former Mr. Britney Spears himself. 29 year-old K-Fed already has two kids with The Ex-Wives Club star (and two with Brit, if anyone’s counting), and can’t seem to stop his superhuman sperm from procreating. The two probably didn’t even need to knock boots, Kevin’s ‘boys’ are so strong they just hitchhiked from whatever corner he was hanging out on to Shar’s house in Los Angeles and made it happen. Jackson has two children from a previous relationship, so the baby on the way will bring the total number of kids in the Jackson-Federline-Spears family to a lucky 7.

Oh – but please, whatever you do, don’t tell any of this to Kevin. Shar still hasn’t mentioned it yet. Pssst – now might be a good time.

Wednesday: Paris Needs a New Agent; Lindsay Slapped with Lawsuit

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Nicole: Tests Confirm Baby Bump?

There’s no slowing the pregnancy rumors surrounding The Simple Life star, as a source reveals that blood tests show that there’s a blooming bun in her teeny tiny oven.

New Mom Alert: Aniston’s Adopting!
Jen’s started the adoption ball rolling and is hoping for a baby boy, just like new mom pal Sheryl Crow. Watch out, Shiloh! There could be a new kid in town.

Agents Kick Paris to the Curb
After her most recent legal fiasco, the Endeavor Agency has dumped the high maintenance star. According to an insider, Hilton’s endless drama "just wasn’t worth it."

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Kelly Clarkson Fires Manager

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Kclark Kelly Clarkson‘s taking matters into her own hands. In the latest offensive in the war against her record label, Clarkson just fired manager (and former ally) Jeff Kwatinetz, who, according to sources, "excaberbated a thermonuclear situation." With just two weeks til the release of Clarkson’s My December — and extreme resistance from RCA and label head Clive Davis — Clarkson and Kwatinetz fell out over the direction of the album. With Kwatinetz allegedly siding with Davis, Clarkson informed him she’d no longer be requiring his services, as of Monday evening.

This is the latest in a long line of disagreements Clarkson has been outspoken about. Most recently, the singer refused to perform her single "Never Again" (which is currently falling fast at #29 on the airplay chart) at the Idol Gives Back concert, and slammed those who wanted her to: "To promote yourself on a charity event is beyond crass. People are starving and dying and I’m up there singing some bitter pop song? And believe me, everyone wanted me to sing it. Because they are jaded and they have no soul."

So who do you agree with — Kelly or Clive & co.? Check out an alleged leak of the album here, and tell us what you think.

Blog Best-Of: Beyoncé’s Brattines

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Beyonce_links2- Beyoncé has some rules for fans that she meets with: no kissing, no questions and no touching, among them. Nowhere does it say, “No peeing.” So, you know, at least there’s some fun to be had. [I'm Not Obsessed]

- To meet Justin Timberlake, Madonna wears an all-black outfit that looks witch-inspired. This is her way of telling him that she wants to be his hag. [Dlisted]

- Rihanna receives the Legs of a Goddess “award.” By “goddess,” they mean, “someone crazy enough ensure her stems for $1 million.” [CONCRETELOOP]

- Ray J has been hired to direct and narrate a porn film. At last, porn that caters to the blind market. Just when you think every demographic is covered, along comes Ray J. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Uma Thurman thinks that granny panties are an acceptable substitute for bikini bottoms. Uma Thurman is wrong. [Egotastic!]

[Image credit: Getty]

Nick Lachey Defends His Woman

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Check out this video
of Nick getting p*ssed off at a pesky photographer while at the airport. The paparazzo allegedly said something crude about Vanessa as they walked by, so after escorting his lady friend out of harm’s way, the sensitive singer takes that giant tattooed arm and puts it to good use on the guy’s neck.

I’m all for chivalry, but couldn’t Minnillo have defended herself? We all know she’s got mad skills in the weapons department.

Tara Gets Hot While Brit Malfunctions

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Blink quickly while looking at these photos [NSFW] and you may think you’re looking at Tara Reid at her worst: a sloppy, wrinkled dress, cup in hand, cheap nineties headscarf and a good ol’ classic nipple slip. But blink again and you realize – it’s not Tara at all! It’s our friend, the lover of all things trashtastic, Britney Spears. She’s at it again, mortifying her sons one boob shot at a time. But hey – Brit’s resourceful. The second she noticed the slippage she turned her dress around to combat it. Wow. Is it possible for someone to be a dumb genius?

Meanwhile, Tara has cleaned up her act in a major way. Perhaps she’s gonna make a pass at Paris in 2 weeks and attempt to reconcile their lost friendship. Or maybe she was just sick of looking like that crazy neighborhood drunk who’s always getting arrested for peeing in public. Either way, she looks REALLY GOOD. Maybe even too good?

More hot pics of Tara under the jump!

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Jamie Lee Curtis vs. Hollywood Moms

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Everyone’s got an opinion these days on Paris, Lindsay and Britney and their poor choices, bad behavior and fugly fake tans. Now actress Jamie Lee Curtis (you know – Halloween, True Lies) is so outraged about the downward spiral of Young Hollywood that she’s started writing about it, joining stars like Rosie and Alanis ex Ryan Reynolds in the blogosphere.

Wow. Is there anything these superhuman celebs can’t do (like, maybe, shut up)?

Jamie Lee’s debut blog post digs right into the Lindsay-Paris-Britney trifecta of
disaster, describing the three starlets as, "talented, beautiful and spectacular" (really?) before noting that their "sad paths…have ended in prison, rehab and mental illness." She forgot to mention horrible hairdos, but I’ll let that slide.

More words of wisdom from Jamie Lee Curtis, after the jump!

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John in Hairspray: Travolting?

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John Travolta’s turn as Edna Turnblad in the upcoming remake of Hairspray, a role originated by departed gay icon Divine, has at least one prominent gay man fuming. Says Kevin Naff of the gay paper the Washington Blade:

"Travolta, a prominent Scientologist, has no business reprising an iconic gay role, given his [religion's] stance on gay issues. It’s well known that Scientology rejects gays and lesbians as members and even operates reparative therapy clinics to ‘cure’ homosexuality."

Of course, there have always been rumors that Travolta took up Scientology for that very reason: to "cure" his rumored gayness. Maybe putting on a dress and acting like a woman for an entire film is just another adventure in reparative therapy for John? [MSNBC]

Tuesday: Adam Levine Loves The Ladies; Jen’s Sexy Sleep Over

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Owen Owen Pedals To Strip Joint
Kate Hudson’s ex booked it on his bike to visit the ladies of Scores West Side in NYC, stashing his wheels in the dancers’ dressing room as he took in some lap dances. [NY Post]

Maroon 5 Singer Kisses, Tells All
Adam Levine dished to Howard Stern about the Hollywood starlets he’s bedded (admitting only to Kirstin), and introduced his new 21-year old girlfriend as "the hottest girl in the entire f-ing universe." [Us Weekly]

Kelly: Doesn’t Want Kids or a Man
In a new interview in Elle, Clarkson admits that she "shouldn’t be a mother" and says she’s "not keen on marriage." She just wants to rock! [Us Weekly]

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