Lindsay Lohan reportedly caught up with former flame Wilmer Valderrama at a karaoke party Sunday, but the results were nothing to sing about. Wilmer approached Lindsay, only to get the cold shoulder. He then took the stage and launched into Matchbox Twenty‘s "Back 2 Good," which he dedicated to Linds (the song contains the lines, "I was thinking if you were lonely / Maybe we could leave here and no one would know … I’m lonely now and I don’t know how to get it back to good." "It’s too late!" could be heard shouted from Lindsay’s entourage after Wilmer finished. And seriously: what a weenie. Were Barbara Streisand’s "The Way We Were" and Bryan Adams’ "Everything I Do (I Do It for You)" unavailable? He should have just gotten revenge after being brushed off by singing Amy Winehouse‘s "Rehab." [New York Daily News]
More than three months after rumblings of the existence of Kim Kardashian, Superstar (and a month after actual footage leaked), Kim Kardashian has admitted to knowing about her long-delayed sex tape all along. “I really didn’t think [it] was coming out,” she told Complex. “I apologize for not publicly being honest…but I felt like at the time that’s all that I could have said.” Thank god, because I thought maybe she was just staring into space and aimlessly jiggling her chest and butt, instead of, you know, playing up for the camera.
In other Kardashian news, the adult-film super company behind KKS has offered a four-porno directing deal to Ray J, Kim’s co-star and “director.” He won’t necessarily need to appear in the films as part of the deal, which is either a testament to his talents as a director or a blow to his “talent” as a “performer.” [TMZ.com]
Photos: Kim Kardashian
After lots of gossip, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil has confirmed Christopher Walken‘s involvement in the extraordinary rock book-turned-movie "The Dirt," which chronicles the bad-ass band’s rise to fame and descent into drugs. In addition to Walken’s role as ant-snorting rocker Ozzy Osbourne, 47-year-old Val Kilmer is slated to play the spandex-strutting David Lee Roth. It’s unclear as to why Kilmer, who in real life is four years Roth’s junior, was selected to play the studly singer as he was twenty years ago.
In related news, Nikki Six has been recording the soundtrack to his book "The Heroin Diaries." Of the recording process, Six says: "It’s like were [sic] standing on a cliff with our eyes shut, arms open and just falling. Extending ourselves in faith that someone will catch us, and relishing the freedom that comes from that place."
Has Jenna Jameson Stopped Swallowing?
Porn legend is a bean pole these days. Are the rumors true? [TMZ]
Brit Begs Justin to Help Her With AA?
She’s heard pleading on the phone at rehab. Will JT save her? [Entertainment Wise]
Anna Nicole Case Drives Judge To Pot
Judge was found sitting under a tree smoking a bud of chronic. [Yahoo!]
Ashlee’s Ex Is Paris’ New Boy Toy
Our fave socialite may have added another notch to her bedpost. [Entertainment Wise]
Rock Romance: Shanna & Travis Kiss & Make Up
The two have reunited, but she denies rumors she’s pregnant. [People]
It took a while, but Britney Spears finally said "yes, yes, yes" to a bit of clean-up. Those fans looking for an anthem that speaks to that "no, no, no" phase a few weeks ago can still have a giggle, however. Check this mash-up that splices footage of the fallen pop star with the audio of Winehouse’s controversial single, “Rehab.” If this video is anything to judge by, it would seem Spears’s aunt has the right idea – go home, Britney. Otherwise, you could end up with a tour rider that looks like Winehouse’s.
Tell us a song that best applies to Britney’s latest condition in "comments."
The stars are great and all…
…but no one could have been prepared for the awesomeness that is Pep’s No. 1 fan, Yolanda. She seriously might be the best to happen to The Surreal Life ever.
The new entry in the Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School Starring Mo’Nique pre-series series is online. In this webisode, catch Rain on a rock climb, visit Bootz’s mansion (!) and watch some fans gawk at Pumkin. There’s plenty of drooling, but no spitting, unfortunately. Watch it below:
Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School Starring Mo’Nique premieres April 15 at 10 PM on VH1.
Red hot R&B kingpin Ne-Yo wanted to help Britney Spears by sending some choice new material her way. But while Brit was busy pounding down the Coca-Cola, a Pussycat Doll might have run away with the gold. Nicole Scherzinger is making a disc, too, and Ne-Yo is considering shooting a few numbers her way.
C’mon Brit, hide that chrome dome by putting on a rally cap!
With his new CD Shock Value hitting the streets on April 3, Timbaland posted a video preview of the album online. So based on this label-approved leak, what parts of the new disc sound like they work? Easy. Those moments when Timmy lets his thumpa-thumpa do the talking, like on club-bangers "Bounce" (featuring Dre and Justin Timberlake) and "The Way I Are" (featuring Keri Hilson and D.O.E.) Which parts are whack? When the guests make themselves too at home, like on the Fall Out Boy cut (and possibly the M.I.A. track). And what’s weird? The fact that Swedish punks the Hives are guesting. Seeing their collabo sandwiched between Nelly Furtado and Elton John is straight-up surreal, giving me hope that Shock Value just might live up to its name.
- That’s not an Eva Longoria bobblehead doll, it’s…Eva Longoria. [Just Jared]
- Posh and Becks get priced out of Beverly Hills mansion. Poor millionaires! [Dlisted]
- Phrase of the
week year decade: "Pocket moguls." Learn it. [CityRag]
- On her blog, Jennifer Hudson responds to many rumors, including the Burger King one: "I read things about my favorite artist and let me tell you since im experiencing this first hand you guys cant believe everything you read because its not true [all sic]." But then, can we believe this, even? Paradox time! [CONCRETELOOP]
- Amy Winehouse‘s tour rider requests a "sober local crew." She doesn’t want anyone breaking into her stash. [Idolator]