Friday: Britney Pops a Pacifier in her Mouth


britney0921.jpgSnoop Dogg Pleads Guilty in Court
This time murder’s not the case they gave him. Instead, the rapper plead guilty to boarding a plane with a baton. [People]

Pics: Britney Plays with Baby Toys
There are train wrecks, and then there’s Britney. The only way she could look more pathetic while sucking her kid’s pacifier is if she had on a dunce cap and was standing in the corner. Seriously, someone help her. [Just Jared]

Paris’ Fake Generosity
The heiress is going to give away her clothes to children’s hospitals because she “never wears something twice.” Interestingly, she’s never worn underwear once. Maybe she should make herself a donation at Victoria’s Secret instead. [Mollygood]

J Lo: Feuding with her Mom
Weird – Jennifer Lopez’s mom bitterly admitted that she and her once-close daughter do not talk or see each other any more. Was Gigli really that bad? [NY Daily News]

Sad Brad Pitt Cheered Up by Kids
We get it. You love your kids. They love you. Who knew boning Angelina would come with such rewarding baggage? [People]

Is Diddy Knockin’ Boots with Cassie?


diddycassie.jpgThis seems like a stupid question. Of course Diddy is getting it on with Cassie. Diddy bones EVERYONE, right? Sienna Miller, Penelope Cruz, Barbara Walters – okay I don’t have proof that he’s given them that sweet Puffy love, but let’s just assume it’s happened. I’ve never met the guy, but – you know. It was magic.

Diddy and Cassie have been spotted together clubbing around NYC, hitting up Marquee last Friday and Tuesday’s GQ party, and their recent “friendship” has everyone whispering. Eh, they’re probably just talking about they wish they were on Diddy’s arm (and in his bed). And they will be – soon. It’s just the way the world works. While you’re here, check out snaps out Diddy’s prized pulls below. [OK! Image: Getty]


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Kim Kardashian Strips For Playboy


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Gentlemen (and some ladies), rejoice: Kim Kardashian is on the cover of the December issue of Playboy magazine. Us Weekly exclusively learned that the World Famous Nobody is taking the Paris Hilton route to fame, first with her sex tape, and now shooting a twelve-page pictorial and exposing a little more than she’d previously planned. Kim “The Booty” Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt” said a source. With an on-sale date in late November, it looks like Christmas will come early this year.

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Amy Winehouse Pulls a Britney


Uh oh. It looks like recent history has repeated itself over in the land of pints and beans n’ toast. Miss Amy Winehouse – who always seems to have accolades heaped upon her regardless of her latest cracked out drama – performed at the MOBO Awards in London last night, and damn, was she out of it. Sporting a cute minidress as opposed to a black sequin bikini, Amy fidgeted, wobbled, stared at the ground and scowled as she mumbled her way through two songs. She leaned on the microphone stand as it it were a cane and definitely spaced out on some lyrics. At least she wasn’t lip-syncing, but come to think of it, it probably would have made the performance a little better. Apparently before the show, Amy was “screaming and chucking anything she could get her hands on at the people around her.” Wow. Follow that up with panty-less flash and she’s the British Britney – but with better(?) hair. [DListed]

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Heroes Stars’ Sexy Awkward Dancing


Everyone keeps talking about how 18-year old Hayden Panettiere and her hot 30-year old Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia (aka “HALO”) are doing the nasty together. There’s no real proof, just some cuddly photos and the fact that Hayden recently called it quits with her boyfriend. But now video has surfaced of the two at an Emmys after party being all cuddly and whispering in each others ears on the dance floor. Yet what is most scandalous is the the two lovers dancing like a couple of 60-year olds letting loose at their country club’s golf tournament celebration. They may have super powers and shizz, but they ain’t got no rhythm.

Now wave your hands like you just don’t care about that 12-year age difference! [via JustJared]

Thursday: Justin Dishes on Ex-Love Britney


justintimberlake0920.jpgJustin Finally Blabs About Britney
On yesterday’s Oprah, JT reveals that he’ll always have love for the messed up star, but doesn’t know how she ended up in the rough spot she’s in today. How about millions of dollars and Cheetos? [Us Weekly]

Kate Moss Sucks at Fashion
The model went out on the town and came home so messed up that her dress was torn and reconstructed. She’s the British Britney – just with a better accent. [Mollygood]

Charlie Sheen Battles Ex for Kids
The actor and his ex Denise Richards just can’t control themselves when it comes to talking trash and filing legal complaints concerning their kids. For the sake of your children – shut the eff up. [DLsited]

Matt McConaughey Covers for Owen
The stable hunk is set to replace the less stable hunk in the movie “Tropic Thunder.” It’s so nice when bros got each others backs. [Variety]

Lindsay Lohan Penning Memoir?
LiLo may be hitting up the typewriter to detail all the crazy sh*t she’s done for your reading pleasure. Sounds like perfect beach bitch reading! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Austin City Limits Festival Report



Eight stages. 132 bands. 65,000 fans to contend with. Set on the sweltering Texas fields of Zilker Park, making the most of the bands playing this year’s Austin City Limits Festival on a barbecue-filled stomach was no easy feat, but the chance to see My Morning Jacket, Bjork, Common, Andrew Bird, Cold War Kids and hundreds of others was too enticing not to try. Without further delay, here’s the full report from the festival frontlines.

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Hottie of the Week: Mya


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It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Mya, the R&B songstress who’s collected more Moonmen than NASA and Jim Carrey combined. Her fourth studio album, Liberation, has been in the works since 2004, and finally has a release date later this fall, so expect to see a lot more of her as the weather turns colder. With guest spots from Snoop Dogg and Lil Wayne, and the production and songwriting talents of such gents as Scott Storch and Brian Michael Cox, the album already sounds like a runaway success.

That’s exactly what you’d expect from Ms. Mya, who stormed the charts in the late ’90s. She sealed her place in pop-culture history with “Lady Marmalade” and its Moulin Rouge tie-in video, which featured Christina Aguilera, Lil Kim, Mya and Pink, each of whom was wearing frilly, lacy items of clothing people normally associate words like “boudoir” and “Paris.” Following that, she told us how “My Love Is Like . . . Wo,” and she signed a six-figure modeling contract. It’s easy to understand why. Check out these pics to see.

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Pam Anderson Gets Paid for Sexual Favors


pam0919.jpgNow, normally it’s not that hot to pay off a gambling debt with sex and then date the dude who offered you the money, but in the case of Pam Anderson, it’s oddly sexy. Trashy sure, but who doesn’t want to be every now and again? It’s the reason every gym in America offers Strip Aerobics classes, people. Pam claims that she was down $250,000 at a Vegas poker table when a professional card shark (and john?) offered to pay off the debt if she gave him a little lip action. They then ended up dating. Pam apparently said, “He said if I made out with him that I could clear the thing. A couple of days went by and he followed me around like a puppy dog… I ended up paying off my debt… It worked out, I liked it… I paid off a poker debt with sexual favours and fell in love.”

Ugh – aren’t her kids old enough to read and surf the web? Those poor boys. They can’t even appreciate how hot and skanky their own mom is. [Image: Getty]

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