The Lo’ Show

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Dinalohan_tvStage mother of the century Dina Lohan may be able to stop living vicariously through her daughter Lindsay soon — the New York Post is reporting that Dina’s mulling starring in her own reality show on E! The show is tentatively called Mom-ager and would focus on Dina’s crusade to turn Lindsay’s younger sister Ali (14) and brother Cody (11) into stars. No word on whether this would involve lessons in snorting and eating disorders. We can only hope.

Although Mom-ager sounds like extremely consumable hate-fuel (tune in every week to feel justified for loathing this woman!), it would ultimately be a terrible decision on her part. If you want to win friends and influence people, exposing the inner workings of your campaign to exploit your children and turn them into Hollywood trash may not be the place to start. But Dina’s eyes might be too clogged with stars for her to ever see reason. [New York Post]

Paris: From Red Carpet to Lock-Up

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Just hours after prancing down the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night, Paris Hilton turned herself in at the Century Regional Detention Facility, ready to serve her 23-day sentence for violating her probation.

Looking sexy yet subdued at the afternoon show, her baby voice was noticeably absent as she sensibly spoke with reporters. "I am trying to be strong right now," Hilton said, "I’m ready to face my sentence."

More juicy jail talk from the blonde bad girl after the jump!

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MTV’s Man-Love Make-Out Scene

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Last night’s MTV Movie Awards bestowed golden popcorn on Johnny Depp, Sacha Baron Cohen and Jack Nicholson, among others. Host Sarah Silverman did her usual iron-fist-velvet-glove routine, especially when joking about Paris Hilton. (Amazingly enough, the heiress turned herself into authorities after the show ended). There were many highlights — like Rihanna‘s fetish gear spin through "Umbrella" and Amy Winehouse rocking "Rehab" — but our favorite was the man-love makeout session between Cohen and his Talladega Nights co-star, Will Ferrell. Enjoy. For all the backstage news and stuff you didn’t see on TV, check the scoop here.

Larissa Gets Schooled in Karma

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In Charm School’s Episode 7, the lesson wasn’t the point. Instead, the house witnessed Karma in action as Larissa was rightfully expelled for stealing, conniving and lying. But did judge Keith go overboard when he called Larissa a "psychopath"? Is it possible that she was just using tough tactics to win 50,000 bucks?

Weigh in now, and check back soon for our official recap.

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Weekly Wrap-Up: Hollywood Filled With Felons, Addicts, and Marilyn Manson

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    Blog Best-Of: Tyra’s Tasting

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    - Tyra Banks says holding a wine glass makes her feel sexy. This comes from her misunderstanding the phrase, "Nice stems." [I'm Not Obsessed]

    - Avril Lavigne flips off the paparazzi. This is because, she is an anar-CHAIST!!! [Dlisted]

    - A rep at the California DMV says he has "no idea" why Nicole Richie has her license after her DUI charge. Because she’s famous. Duh. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com]

    - Angelina Jolie double fists Zahara and Pax. This is what you call binge parenting. [Just Jared]

    Hottie of the Weekend: Katherine Heigl

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    Playing Izzie Stevens on Grey’s Anatomy has moved Katherine Heigl out of the Hollywood background and into the spotlight. Yes, that’s where she belongs. But this weekend’s opening of Knocked Up will probably take the striking actress a level or two higher than that. Lots of people will flock to the Judd Apatow comedy. To prime yourself for Seth Rogan’s one night stand, spend a few minutes flipping through some sweet pics.

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    Prison Fears: Nervous Nicole Shaking In Her Gucci Boots

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    has lost all
    her pals to sobriety and the slammer, and now she’s worried that she
    might be next.  Earlier this week the DUI diva revealed to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that she’s "nervous" about the possibility of prison,
    but is ready to "take responsibility" for her actions.  By actions, the pint-sized Simple Life star
    means popping a bunch of pills and hauling down the highway in the
    wrong direction.

    Poor little Richie girl!  Maybe prison would do the emaciated starlet well. I hear the food has calories there.


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    for an audio clip of Nicole dishing the dirt on Lindsay, Mischa, and her own legal woes.
     

    The Unquotable Nicky Hilton

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    Nicky Hilton predictably has come to the defense of Paris regarding her sister’s jail sentence. Says Nicky:

    "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd."

    Says us:

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    Yeah, Nicky, because traffic violations, particularly of the DUI sort, don’t sometimes result in the loss of innocent lives. That is absurd. [People / Image credit: Getty]