Last week hearts were shattered when our precious Spoon volunteered his departure and forfeited his medallion over to 45-year old virgin Fred. Let us know your picks: which guy will disappoint Mystery and his men and be sent home and who will the seduction masters ask to stick around.
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Everyone knows that Flavor Flav’s on the hunt for the flotilla of foxes that will be part of the upcoming Flavor of Love 3. Tonight on VH1, we’ll see what the master thinks of the ladies who have tried to make it through the door so far. It’s a rather extraordinary lot, but some of the girls stick out. Check the list below, watch the show tonight at 9:30PM; Saturday at 4 and 11PM; Sunday at 1:30PM; and Monday at noon.
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Hot Carmen Fox:
Why: She’s an actress and rapper that “can cook not only in the kitchen but in the bed!”
Why: She says she’s the “No. 1 Cajun” and knows how to “submit to her man.”
Why: Because she provides a pic of her plump little pal touching her plump little rump, and says she’s a “mover and a shaker.” It’s not hard to guess which body parts are in jiggling.
Why: because she’s all tats and fish-nets – a rocker who likes to show it off.
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Come on, you remember Uncle Kracker, right? You know – Kid Rock’s former sidekick/DJ, singer of that annoying “Follow Me” song. I know it’s been a while, but refresh your brain, cuz Uncle Kracker went crazy last night! Apparently the washed up rocker was at a nightclub in North Carolina last night and committed some sort of sexual act on a 26-year old woman. He was later arrested on charges of second-degree forcible sex offense, so it’s anyone’s guess as to what he did. Did her jerk off in front of the woman? Grab a boob? Or was it something way worse? All signs point to it being something pretty awful, as the singer’s currently being held on a $5 million bail. Sounds like Uncle Wacker would make a more fitting name for this loser. [TMZ. People. Image: Getty]
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Every week we round up selections from the funniest, most obscene and brutal film criticism out there so that you don’t waste your cash at the theaters and laugh a little at Hollywood’s expense. This week: The Invasion inspires questions about Nicole Kidman’s humanity. Prepare to be body-snatched!
“Pod awful: In the fourth and by far the worst screen version of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nicole Kidman’s character struggles to stay awake — as will the audience.” — The New York Post
“Nicole Kidman’s inability to understand the question ‘How can we miss you if you won’t go away?’ turns out to be the least of the problems of this noisome, fragmented mess of a movie.’” — Premiere
Our friends on I Hate My 30s are beginning to crack. In what was probably the truest demonstration of people acting their emotional ages yet, Vicki tried to recapture the rock ‘n’ roll fantasies of her youth. You guessed it: Failure. Meanwhile, Bruce — our favorite character on the show, the guy who’s always working out because if he doesn’t he’ll “be fat by five o’clock” — has a body-issue meltdown. And, as it turns out, it’s all related to those pesky Wilson brothers. You know, like the stars of The Royal Tenenbaums. It’s always fun to check in with the 30s characters to see how they’re holding up. This week, Vicki even sang us a song. Check it out after the jump. Read more…
Put Britney Spears on the set of a photoshoot and she is guaranteed to go nuts. At her latest cover shoot for Allure, Britney avoided the interview four – yes – FOUR times, delaying the chat once to get her nails done (she said she was at the studio), and another time to spend thousands on a shopping spree. The mag’s editor revealed that at the photoshoot, she “was entirely un-self-concious. She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup.”
Wow, if anyone else had done that it would be hot, but Britney was probably covered in Cheeto crumbs. Allure also enlisted a psychotherapist who thinks Brit might have mental issues. “Her behavior suggests bipolar disorder,” the expert tells the mag. “The manic episodes with impulsivity and loss of control – the flashing, the head shaving, the hitting the photographer’s car with the umbrella – are what we see.” Stop trying to encourage Britney to get sane, lady! We like her just the way she is. [Us Weekly]
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Brit and Criss Angel Plot VMA Spot
The singer’s VMA performance is reportedly confirmed, and she’s brought Criss Angel in to help plan her gig. He can get on stage and distract the crowd with card tricks while Brit bombs. [X17]
Nicole’s Got Joel Whipped
Joel had to turn down a photo with a lady fan after Nicole gave him strict instructions to avoid any situation that may get rumors started. Let’s star a rumor about Nicole being controlling instead! [NY Post]
Reece and Ryan’s Secret Dates
The estranged couple have apparently been going on dates to try to rekindle their romance. Nothing like a little divorce to spice things up! [E Online]
Forbes released their list of hip-hop’s 20 biggest money-makers, and, not surprisingly, that list is filled with names you know. What you might not know is how these men — these well-dressed, media-savvy, fully diversified men — made their money. The key, it seems, is to have many different business interests. Like music. And clothing. And lining your bed with thousand-dollar bills.
Take No. 1, for instance: Jay-Z. Not only is he a performer and president of Def Jam records, he also owns the 40/40 Club franchise, has a stake in the New Jersey Nets, and earns cash from endorsement deals with Budweiser, Hewlett Packard and General Motors. That’s to say nothing of his girlfriend, Beyonce, who’s not doing too shabby herself. Jay-Z alone banked $34 million last year. That’s pretty amazing.
What’s not-so-amazing is Forbes‘ use of the word “hip-hopreneurs,” which has to be the ugliest phrase we’ve heard since “vlog.” (Is there nothing decenct about modern diction? Sigh.) To read the full description of hip-hop’s richest, click here. To see the rest of the list, take a peek after the jump.