30 Rock: Last Night’s Best Lines



Unaware of each other’s politics. Republican Jack has a steamy one-nighter with Congresswoman CC (Edie Falco). Liz shows her racist side by suspecting that her new Middle-Eastern neighbor has got a terrorist plot up his sleeve. Kenneth loses Jack‘s $2500 tuxedo pants at the dry cleaners, and has to do asinine stunts to make quick cash to replace them. Tracy gives Jack some love advice.

Liz: Didn’t you get your hair cut just two days ago?

Jack: I get my hair cut every two days, after all you hair is your head suit. I’m going to a party tonight that’s honoring Robert Novack, thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer.

Liz: Uh…I don’t think he’s real.

Jack: I assure you Lemon, John McCain is very real. I have to look perfect. When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males. They can be brutal.

Liz: Well, have fun. Don’t get peer-pressured into invading Iran.


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Friday’s Reviews Rage: Love in the Time of Cholera


lovecholera_l.jpgEvery week we round up selections from the funniest and most brutal film criticism out there so that you don’t waste your cash at the theaters and laugh a little at Hollywood’s expense. This week: Love in the Time of Cholera, the film adaptation of Gabriel García Márquez’s renowned novel, is ham-fisted, absurd, and more than a little silly. It’s a lot silly.

“Those who have read Gabriel García Márquez’s glowing and sexy 1988 novel about one man’s grand love for a woman who marries another are bound to be peevishly disappointed by Love in the Time of Cholera. And those who haven’t read the book will now never understand the ardor of those who have — at least not based on all the hammy traipsing and coupling and scene-hopping thrown together here.” — Entertainment Weekly

“From the hoot-worthy dialogue (‘I don’t need a medical lesson.’ ‘No, this is going to be a lesson in love’) to the atrocious makeup, to the dead rats taped to the side of Hector Elizondo’s head, the entire thing’s a wreck. Unless it was trolling for sneering chuckles, in which case — success!” — The Village Voice

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About Last Night: Ultra Fresh Party Pics


Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. About Last Night puts you in touch with all the action.

There was certainly not a shortage of babes at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Seal, Will.I.Am, Posh, the Hills girls, and Hayden Panettiere swam in the sea of models at this event.

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I Love New York Forecast: Who Should Be the Next to Go?


This week New York invites the final six guys’ ex-girlfriends to the I Love New York 2 house, plus two of her exes, Chance and Real, to dig up dirt on the guys. Sneak peek this Monday’s episode now, tell us which guys are safe, and who will be dismissed. Comment now!

Still Pimpin’

Wolf got the boot last episode. Did you forsee his fall?

Fallen but not forgotten

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The Office: Jan Screws Michael for $4 Million



Dear Diary,

I thought it only appropriate to write to you about my favorite moments from last night’s episode of The Office, seeing as uber-genius Michael Scott would do the same. Who ever said diaries were only for women?! That’s what she said. Wait, what? I’ve confused myself again.

1. Well, my post-it note scheme has been outed by my hero. Not only does it make me feel cool to be receiving pretend phone calls, but nothing cheers me up like a picture of a peanut dancing on a post-it note. It just really makes faking phone calls thank much easier!

2. Jan could get $4 million in her lawsuit?! That IS a lot of guacamole. I’d eat it.

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John Mayer Is Owning His Douchiness


john_mayer_douche.jpg John Mayer has discovered what the rest of the world has known for years: he is a douchebag. John recently took to the Internet to bone up on himself (a douchey thing to do in itself) and the results were of profound self-discovery: “I’m kind of a douchebag. I got a little sick of myself…I’m insufferable,” he reports.

Of course, admitting that you’re a douchebag is a wholly non-douchey thing to do: self-awareness and douchebaggery cannot exist side-by-side. And so, by admitting this, John Mayer is more or less no longer a douchebag. Curses! Foiled again. [TMZ.com]

Friday: Britney’s Lips are Red and Nasty


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Don’t worry Lauren, as long as you keep fighting with Heidi we’ll watch no matter what. [Us]

Britney’s Got Big Botched Lips
Britney Spears has become a walking example of what happens when lip injections – and life – go bad. [TMZ]

Lance Denies Love for Olsen Twin
The biking star comes forward to officially clear up the air about his Olsen makeout sessions. Eh, we still believe the rumors. [Us]

Kanye Mourns Mom from London
Funeral Arrangements have been made for a memorial service as Kanye tries to mourn privately in London. [Us]

Spice Girls Back On Stage
Ten-years older, but just as sexy. Oh yeah – and still lipsyncing. Gotta make it last forever somehow! [People]

New York Takes On Best Week Ever!


By now it’s clear that New York is the queen of VH1, but if you need more proof, look no further than the video below. It’s a clip of New York’s appearance on this week’s episode of Best Week Ever (which premieres Friday at 9/8c). New York’s segment, titled “Inside the Non-Actors Studio,” (non-actors because of the writers’ strike) features the reality diva riffing on defining moments of her I Love New York run. Leave it to New York to turn commentary on the writers strike into a discussion on toe-sucking!

Blog Best-Of: Beyoncé’s Bewitchment


beyonce_links3.jpg- Watch a preview of the forthcoming The Beyoncé Experience DVD. And what kind of experience is it? Well, it’s like being really high while wearing a ton of fake hair. That is to say: magical. [CONCRETELOOP]

- Will Smith lands on the cover of Men’s Vogue with enough airbrushing to make him look like Beowulf. Beauty’s where you find it, indeed. [Sandra Rose]

- Amy Winehouse‘s beehive was searched when she went to visit her husband in jail. Little did the guards know that she was hiding a shiv in the space between her teeth. [Dlisted]

- Keyshia Cole reportedly refused to perform at a recent show because she was on the bill under Ne-Yo. Well, what’s the use of being a diva if you can’t act like one? [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Britney Spears‘ lip is really pink. No, not that one. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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Nicole Richie’s B*tchy Baby Shower



We were excited to the discover the invitation Save the Date to Nicole Richie‘s baby shower, taking place this Sunday at a Beverly Hills mansion. It’s funny how different it was from the invitation Nicole sent for her Memorial Day party just six short months ago! For one thing, her shower invite is a whole lot classier than that Blackberry-sent email, and her upcoming bash comes complete with celebrity hosts (ie: “loving friends”), a fancy celeb DJ, and delicious foods such as sushi and lobster. Long gone are the threats of a weigh-in at the entrance and partying until the pals wake up with their pants “ripped open at the seams.” Yup, getting knocked up can almost make a party girl forget her reckless past, which is why we like to remember it as much as we can. Shots for everyone (except the mom to be, obvs)!