All Lindsay Pics
Actress. Singer. Tabloid Princess. Since exploding on the scene in 2004′s Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan has proven herself to be a bombshell triple threat (quadruple if you take into account her moving vehicle violations). After relatively wholesome trips through the Disney remake machine (The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Herbie: Fully Loaded), Linds has branched out, and this Friday appears in the striptastic thriller I Know Who Killed Me as an imperiled young woman with a split personality.
Following her pole-friendly turn in IKWKM, La Lohan doesn’t have much on the docket except for some pending legal matters you may or may not have heard about. To help stave off the inevitable (but hopefully healthful) withdrawal caused by Lindsay’s pop culture sabbatical, enjoy the following photographic greatest hits.
Hilary Duff better check herself before she wrecks herself. Afterall, she’s about to become the last teen queen standing once Lindsay and Nicole are hauled off to jail (Paris and Britney are too tainted to even count anymore). But her new found position at the top of the heap hasn’t stopped Hil from being a total a-hole – to kids. The other night, while enjoying a dinner out in Texas, two nine year old girls with posters and t-shirts showed up hungry for some penned Duff love. But Joel Madden’s ex was having none of it! A source tells the NY Daily News that when the two girls approached the diva, “[Hilary] said, ‘I don’t really get to spend a lot of time with my family; sorry’ and walked out the door. She made one of the little girls cry.”
When did Hilary get famous enough to act like such a snob? Her sister Haylie we understand, but Hil? [NY Daily News. Image: Getty]
Coming soon to a Playboy near you: Kim Kardashian‘s mountainous buttocks. The
model socialite waste of space has already shot her spread for the nudie mag, but there’s no word yet on how much skin she’ll bare. Surely she’ll get a little rump action in, as we all know she’s down with showing her piece off.
Kim is a favorite on the LA social scene, but recently she may have taken her party hopping a little too far. The brunette bombshell showed up at the Playboy mansion for an event benefiting the Nicole Brown Foundation, a non-profit created in honor of Nicole Brown, OJ Simpson‘s ex-wife who was brutally murdered by…someone. Kim’s father, now deceased, was not just a close friend of the football star, but also happens to be one of the lawyers who got OJ off the hook. Maybe Kim should have stayed home and practiced her butt posing in the mirror or gone to see the new Harry Potter flick. We know she’s a red carpet junkie, but even addictions have limits – especially when it comes to awkward run-ins with the family of the woman whose maybe-killer your dad helped set free. [NY Post. Image:Getty]
The more reserved half of OutKast put his money where his mouth is, defending his wife against sticky-fingered denim lovers. Translation? Big Boi‘s wife owns a boutique in Atlanta called P. Valentine, and, according to AllHipHop,over the weekend a certain party (or parties) stole all of their jeans. So the eminently likable rap star went on a radio station andoffered $50,000 to the person who calls the store and lets him know who perpetrated the crime.Apparently, he also told the Atlanta Journal Constitution, “I’ve got to see about this personally. You don’t even have to call the police folk. Just call me . . . I’ll get this handled.” Speaking of bounties, is $50,000 a lot or a little these days? Anyone know? Our subscriptions toGuns & Ammo and Don Diva have lapsed.
Bad boy blogger Perez Hilton was able to spend a few minutes away from covering Lohanpalooza to chat with us about the latest booze-fueled car chase starring Lindsay herself. Here’s what everyone’s favorite guilty gossip pleasure had to say about this morning’s scandalous events.
VH1: You mentioned on your site that you’ve been emailing Linds some words of support. What kind of encouragement did you offer her?
Perez: I just emailed her this morning and said, “What were you thinking? Big hug.” I have yet to hear from her.
VH1: It must be hard to cover the bad stuff when you’re rooting for her to do well.
Perez: On my site I don’t want to be mean for the sake of being mean. I spotlight celebrities when they’re behaving badly but also when they’re doing well. I’ve met Lindsay many times and I’ve encouraged her to do well because I want her to do well. I’ve tried to shed the spotlight over her in a positive way but it’s hard to do when she continuously self-sabotages herself, repeatedly.
TMZ reported yesterday that Britney had been a total mess during her self-arranged photo-shoot and interview with OK! Magazine. How bad could it be? Apparently so bad that she ordered chicken wings and wiped her hands on the expensive Gucci dress she was wearing. She also made numerous mood-altering trips to the bathroom, displayed erratic and paranoid behavior and cleaned up her dog’s number 2 mess with a Chanel dress. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Oh boy.
Today OK! has revealed that instead of doing their best to paint Brit in a good light, the mag is going to show what she was truly like on the day of the shoot – haute couture dog poop clean-up and all. The magazine’s editor in chief told TMZ, “OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad.”
And also probably really relieved that you’re not her kid. [Image: Getty]
Life’s tough for John Mayer fans. You’ve got your Volkswagon payments to make, your J. Crew khakis to keep ironed, and now you can’t even publicly partake in underage drinking at your idol’s show. At a recent John Mayer concert in Hershey, Pennsylvania, a record 63 arrests were made for offenses including underage drinking, public drunkeness and possession of drug paraphenalia. The concert, which took place on Saturday evening at the Hersheypark Stadium, was also blog fodder for the former Mr. Jessica Simpson, who warned fans of the following: “If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you’ve been teabagged by one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people of 2007.” Mayer also appears in this month’s GQ, where he’s threatening to retire two of his biggest hits, the sappy “Daughters” and “Your Body Is A Wonderland.”
As you can see from Lindsay’s facial expression in her mug shot taken early this morning, this latest scandal is a total mess. The news is still pouring in from Los Angeles, but here’s what we’ve gathered so far:
- Lindsay was arrested at around 2:15 AM in Santa Monica after cops got a call about two cars chasing each other. Lindsay, driving a white Denali, was chasing a Cadillac Escalade.
- Lilo failed a “walk the line” sobriety test and was arrested for a DUI. Her blood alcohol level was between a .12 and .13, well above the .08 legal limit.
- Upon her arrest, cocaine was found in her pants.
- She was also driving on a suspended license.
- TMZ says she was also busted for “transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility,” which must have something to do with the blow. But what janitor’s closet was she in?
Diddy Deals with Heartache in New Song
After getting kicked to the curb by his longtime girlfriend Kim Porter, the lady’s man reaches out to his ex in his new song, “Through the Pain . . . a k a Kim Porter.” [NY Post]
Drew Carey: New Price Is Right Host
Drew Carey, come on down! You’re the next host of everyone’s favorite kitschy game show The Price Is Right. [People]
Pics: Lindsay’s Sexy Dance Moves
The hot-bodied starlet is learning to tango for her new film, “Dare to Love Me.” Let’s hope she’s sober, cuz these moves look hard to do while drunk. [DListed]
Kate Moss and her junkie ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty apparently made a bunch of sex tapes back when they were in love. Say it with me now: gross gross gross gross gross! Seriously, gross. There doesn’t seem to be anything appealing about a heroin addict and a coke-snorting model getting it on, but Kate is still worried the tapes could get sold and debut on a computer screen near you. A source reveals, “She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet…. And we all know what Pete can do when he’s desperate for a bob or two.”
Do we ever! Pete is “stick a needle in a random girl” nasty and loves his drugs – so much so that he’s reportedly headed back to rehab today. Kate really has nothing to worry about when it comes to the missing sex tapes, ‘cuz it’s doubtful anyone would want to endure a second of their sex life. Unless, of course, you’re a fan of bad teeth, greasy hair and dried up veins. Let’s hope she gets to them before Pete and his jonesin’, money-hungry fingers do! [Image: Getty]