Thursday: Lohan Screams and Scratches

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Lohan’s Boy Toy Makes Her Scream
Lindsay allegedly tore Calum Best’s clothes after he collected phone numbers from models. You can’t treat a Mean Girls like that and get away with it! [New York Post]

Did ‘Idol’ Censor Sanjaya?
The show rejected claims that the Ponyhawk wasn’t allowed to sing Janis Joplin’s "Mercedes Benz" because Ford was sponsoring the show. [MSNBC]

Britney’s Boyfriend Back in Rehab
Does Howie Day prefer rehab to watching Spears lip-synch? [Life & Style]

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Finally, Some Good News for Paris

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Paris_goodnewsIn a crushing blow to all who believe in justice and light, it has been announced that Paris Hilton may end up serving just 23 days in jail — roughly half of her 45-day sentence. Nooooooo! Whyyyyy?

Well, actually, there’s a rational explanation: "Under Los Angeles county regulations she will receive good behavior credits at the start of her sentence. Provided she behaves well, she could be released after 23 days," reports a mouthpiece for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Still, I ask: Nooooooo! Whyyyyy?

While the reduced-sentence is still up in the air, what is for sure is that Paris will be kept in a "special-needs housing unit," away from the general population of the prison. And so, it turns out that Paris has every right to act entitled because, clearly, she is entitled.

All together now: Nooooooo! Whyyyyy? [AFP/Yahoo! / Image credit: Getty]

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Simpsons: Dad Loves John, Ash Gets Soul

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Mayer In addition to feeling inappropriately about his daughters, pop svengali Joe Simpson has professed his love for Jessica‘s new man, John Mayer. "I want her to be happy. I’m always a fan of his. I love him; he’s got great music," Simpson told People.  Explaining the secret to what makes their relationship work, Simpson cites the lack of competition: "He’s a guitarist; that’s his thing. Jessica is a singer. She doesn’t play guitar, so there’s no competition." In other Simpson sib news, Ashlee‘s going into the studio with ubiquitous producer Timbaland, the other guy from the Neptunes who’s not Pharell, Chad Hugo, and John Legend. Ash is going for a more "soulful" sound on this album, so that means no power-pop proclaiming she "didn’t steal your boyfriend." Cryptically, though, Ash predicts, "I’ll probably have my heart broken and then end up with one of those kinds of songs on there." Is there trouble in paradise with Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz?

Road Tales: Stage Sex in KISSville

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Our ramp-up to Rock Honors (Thursday, May 24) always includes revealing chats with the music’s stars. Road Tales focuses on some the silliness (and sex) that goes down when artists are on tour.

Peter Criss isn’t one of rock’s best drummers, but back in the day the KISS pounder was always allowed an extensive spot for solos during a show. Anthrax’s Scott Ian, who toured with the make-up men years ago, explains the kind of carnal pleasures that took place stage left and stage right.

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Blog Best-Of: Elijah’s Raw Power

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Elijah_links- Elijah Wood is set to play Iggy Pop in a biopic. Naughty little Frodo! [Dlisted]

- Here’s something amazing: John Travolta actually makes for an uglier woman than Divine ever did. In Hollywood, anything is possible! [Crunk + Disorderly]

- T.I. shoots a video for "You Know What It Is." In this case, "it" apparently means "butt" and what it is is huge. [CONCRETELOOP]

- The freak is brought out of Jessica Alba thanks to Terry Richardson‘s photography. Finally, she is as trashy as she wants to be. [CityRag]

- Pam Anderson‘s nipple slips out of her dress. Isn’t it more shocking when Pam Anderson’s nipple slips into her dress? [Egotastic!]

[Image credit: Getty]

Mase in Fender-Gender-Bender?

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070516_mase What we do know: rappa-ternt-preacha-ternt-rappa Mase got into a car accident in Atlanta late Tuesday night. What we don’t know: If the midnight mashup was just a simple fender-bender … or a Dirty Dirty gender-bender.

According to HipHopDX, Mase might’ve found himself in the middle of some late-night, car-on-car action only after he swerved wildly in order to pick up a transvestite. The girl whose ride got smashed appeared on an Atlanta morning show and claimed that after the accident, the trannies "(ran) up to the car saying ‘Girl, are you OK? (Mase has) been circling around here, girl, like four times already tryin’ to pick one of these queens up.’"

Then she said she’d never attend a sermon at Mase’s church again.

So what do you think? Is this just 15 minutes for some "ladies" of the night? Or was Mase tryin’ to get his Eddie Murphy on?