Tay Zonday Sells Out


We knew the pure, weirdo internet magic of Chocolate Rain couldn’t last forever. Here’s Tay Zonday‘s latest internet video for some new drink from Dr. Pepper. The drink – which apparently is some sort of cherry chocolate concoction – sounds like it will rot your teeth with one sip. Now that’s about as American as becoming famous off the internet! Ugh, these sweet fifteen minutes are starting to feel like months. Time check, anyone?

Thursday: Britney Denies Baby Rumor


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Let’s all breath a big sigh of relief that there’s no new Spears on the way. Phew. [Us]

Jessica Simpson Regrets Divorce
Whoops! Maybe she should have thought about what kind of boyfriend John Mayer would be before she dumped her loyal meathead ex. [Us]

Helio Gets with Dancing Partner
The only thing that redeems this random dude winning Dancing with the Stars is that he just dumped his fiance for his 19-year old dancing partner. [NYDN]
Imus: Back on the Air – And Pissed!
Look out! If you crossed Imus you’re gonna hear about it Monday morning when the disgraced radio diva gets back on the air. [NYP]

Jake and Reese Join Mile High Club?
These two, touch? Eh, we’re sure they were just doing dull things like reading and sharing moisturizer in there. [D Listed]

Gotti’s Word – Episode 6



Irv Gotti has a lot of explaining to do, and explain he does: every week he gives us blow-by-blow commentary on the latest episode of Gotti’s Way. This week is all about necessary evils. He elaborates on his decidedly unique marriage, he talks about Ja Rule and Ashanti’s albums being pushed back, and he explains why he’s often forced to miss out on valuable time with his kids.

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Lindsay Lohan Hits the Studio, Possibly Bottle


lindsay_lohanWhat better way to celebrate a successful stint in rehab than to open yourself up to the acrimony of the public (Exhibit A: Britney) by recording an album? That’s precisely what Lindsay Lohan is planning to do — the uninsurable actress and marginally talented singer has announced plans to start work on her third album, tentatively titled Nobody’s Angel. Indeed. In more upsetting news, The New York Daily News is also reporting that La Lohan might be back on the sauce, having been spotted out in New York City drinking.

Given our familiarity with Linds’ back catalog (we own Raw and A Little More Personal), our hearts are aflutter with the possibilities of all this album will be. Here are a few tracks we’d love to see end up on there.

1. “The Black Kid Was Driving”
2. I Know Who Killed My Career…Me
3. Riley’s Song
4. Coke Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be
5. Daddy’s Little Girl
6. I’m (In) OK (Magazine)…You’re (Not In) OK (Magazine)
7. Sober…Enough (duet with Britney Spears)

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Meet Christina’s Baby Belly



These pictures of Christina Aguilera on the cover of and in Marie Claire are a confusing mess of right and wrong. The cover is so horrendous that we did a double take. It’s just all so Britnified – the Rue McClanahan hair color, the soft-boiled skin, the cropped leather jacket surely adored by Olsen wannabees worldwide, and that awful turquoise font color most commonly found in the pattern of an intricate 80′s sweater. Painful! But then that second picture is all sorts of sexy – we love a good nudie shot that’s dignified with $500,000 worth of baubles, shoes and fake hair. These pics really just show both sides to our favorite well-adjusted warbler, that she’s both trash and class all at once – and does it best barely covered. Oh, how could we forget the greatest part? That pregnant belly of hers – the fashion accessory of 2007, obvs – which she rocks oh so well. Even that leather jacket can’t stop her mom-to-be hotness!

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Tila Tequila Meets the Parents (Ep. 8)



Tila Tequila, you special sun blossom, how you impressed us last night! You flew around these United States of America, from New York to Oregon to New Jersey to Florida, all in pursuit of your bliss. You met the final four’s respective parents, and, at risk of being criticized for our bias, we must say that you displayed a wealth of tact. After all, you only embarrassed two siblings, pole-danced for one troupe of firefighters, and danced on the lap of a single grandmother. But let’s call it as we see it: presenting Bobby’s brother with your whipped-cream-stained breast was the height of table manners; accusing Ryan’s sister of Sapphic tendencies was but a gentle observation; and wrapping your limbs around a pole for Dani’s fire-fighting brethren and demonstrating the hoochie-coochie for her grandmother was probably the high-point of their respective days. You bring a little light into everything you do! How we envy you your irrepressible spirit! They’re going to write books about you, Tila. Or maybe a tabloid charticle.

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The Celebreality Interview – Mr. Wise



Mr. Wise was charged with being “emotionally unavailable” on I Love New York 2, but in real life, that’s not at all how he is. After the jump, he spills his guts and talks everything from about Pretty’s hasty departure to staying in touch with his ex, Kia to why appearing on the show hurt his rap career to how he wishes that he would have kicked Tailor Made’s ass when he had the chance. Read more…

Birdman Busted, Lil Wayne Talks Crazy


lilwayne_birdman-copy.jpgIf Birdman was supposed to be like a father to Lil Wayne, you’d think he’d at least lead by example. Turns out he might be the kid in the relationship (or just a really stoned dad). The Cash Money co-founder, his 18-year old wife and their entourage were all busted when cops spotted the RV they were riding in swerving on the highway. When cops noticed the smell of weed emanating from the car they did a search and turned up about a pound of chronic (woah!) and two guns. All sixteen people on board were arrested, and you can enjoy the mugshot mania here.

Meanwhile, Birdman’s protege and pal Lil Wayne did an interview recently with Complex Magazine and lets his crazy light shine big and bright. Weezy says he’s not afraid to lay the smack down on haters, just like civil rights leader and all-around awesome American hero, Martin Luther King. “You’d expect me to pay somebody to do it? You supposed to be able to do anything in this world. That’s what Martin Luther King told me. He ain’t never put a specific on what to [do]. He said you can do anything. ‘Kill’ falls under that.”

Yup, MLK had a dream and it was that his children’s children would feel empowered enough to kill people themselves.

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Britney: Pregnant, Horny & Living in Filth


britney-pregnant.jpgYes, Britney Spears acts totally, effing insane. But it’s not that’s she’s crazy – it’s because she’s pregnant! Again! All those hormones are makin’ her weird, ya’ll! According to numerous tabloids, Britney’s been lugging around baby #3 for four weeks. Apparently Brit even emailed around a pic of the ultrasound last week (she knows how to email?) and the rumored father of her baby, producer J.R. Rotem, has supposedly confirmed the news (er, he probably confirmed it by leaving the country).

But a baby isn’t going to like growing up in Chez Britney, where she supposedly changes her kids’ diapers on the same white couch that she lets her little dog poop all over (we are not making this up). And if her new baby needs a pacifier, it can just suck on one of the sex toys Brit keeps in the “large, covered candy dish on the living room table.” The baby’s first words will probably be ‘booty call,’ cuz that’s what sex-obsessed Britney loves to do. She even has a “double-locked fantasy room” that a source says is “filled with sex toys, from ticklers, whips and chains to fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.” Sounds like it’ll make a great nursery! [Image: InTouch]

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Last Night’s Pics: Javier Bardem & Nicole Kidman


Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. Last Night’s Pics puts you in touch with all the action.

Uma Thurman, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Keri Russell, Javier Bardem, Laura Linney, Amy Ryan, Emile Hirsch, and Ellen Page were among the actors at the The 17th Annual Gotham Awards.

The Golden Compass World Film Premiere was attended by Nicole Kidman (baring a bit of a baby bump) and husband Keith Urban, Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Freddie Highmore, Hugh Grant, and Dakota Blue Richards.

For being at the British Fashion Awards, some of the attendees were not in vogue. Those on the red carpet included Lily Allen, Kimberly Stewart, Dita Von Teese, Kelly Osbourne, and Thandie Newton.