MTV has confirmed that Britney – extensions and all – will be opening the 2007 Video Music Awards this Sunday. Brit will bust a move to her new single “Gimme More,” also know as the mediocre dance song that starts with the lines “It’s Britney, bitch.” The executive producer of the show says that Brit has indeed consulted with Criss Angel on her performance, and he is promising a spectacle unlike anything we’ve ever seen. “You can expect the things we want and expect from Britney — that will all be there,” said Jesse Ignjatovic. “…She’ll be dancing, performing, doing her thing. That’s exactly what we all want. Fans that are familiar with her performance on previous VMAs will not be disappointed.”
By “doing her thing,” he hopefully means a choreographed head shaving routine. Or maybe she’ll chain smoke an entire pack of Marlboro Lights. Either way, we’ll be glued to our TVs on Sunday night. Good luck, bitch! [MTV.com. Images: Getty]
Check out these pics of Brit’s past VMA show stoppers. Do you think she’s gonna bomb or blow up big on Sunday night?
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Whoops! Apparently Lindsay Lohan wasn’t that rich, because girlfriend’s gone out and blown all her money and is now not allowed to spend a dime. A source says, “Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze.”
I guess Dina is smart, cuz that’s definitely where Lindsay’ll go – right to the corner. Linds is supposedly so desperate for cash that she went begging to Damon Dash and 50 Cent for some money. Lindsay and 50 Cent are pals? We had no idea. That’s weirder than him and Kanye getting along. Luckily both hip hop moguls are smart enough not to fork anything over, so some “music industry insider” passed her some cash. Lindsay’s thank you? “I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!” Nice. Her mom taught her class as well as money management skills. Unless Lindsay has another Mean Girls up her sleeve, that poor “insider” is totally getting screwed. It’s probably Paula Abdul - them drugged up crazy ladies gotta stick together, right? [A Socialite's Life. Image: Getty]
Lindsay: Doping Up, Doing Dudes in Rehab
Paris, Lindsay, Britney Bail on Teen Choice Awards
The shot above (click to enlarge) is your first look at the contestants of America’s Most Smartest Model, a new elimination-based reality show that’s set to premiere Sunday, October 7 at 9/8c on VH1. Hosted by Ben Stein and career fashionista Mary Alice Stephenson, the show will attempt to find brains behind the beauty in a series of challenges. It’s stimulation for the eyes and intellect. Sexy and sophisticated — imagine that! The winner will take away $100,000. More importantly, he or she will leave with the title of America’s Most Smartest Model. Do you have the mental capacity to understand the glory involved in that?
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Interesting how this video popped up just when we added “Drew Barrymore making out with the guy from those annoying Apple commercials” to our List of Things We Never Want to See – Ever. Guess we can cross that one off. Let’s hope the same never happens for “Britney Spears naked.” Apparently Drew and Justin Long are canoodling all over Hollywood, as is evident from their hot and heavy lip lock caught on tape. But with the way our girl is playing the field these days, that means nothing. She could be all over John Mayer in NYC or grinding with Diddy on his yacht in St. Tropez. You just never know. [via WWTDD]
Tommy Lee Sexes Up Gal Pal in Public
Britney’s Naked Hot Tub Makeout Session
Sherri Shepherd Scores ‘View’ Seat
Barbara Walters will confirm it on Monday’s show, but word is already out that Sherri’s in. [People]
Jessica Simpson Flies In Style
Forget sweats – Jess wears a long dress, large jewels and massive heels when she hops on a plane. In other words, she’s Texan. [JustJared]
Busta Gets Lucky Break From Trial
The rapper may have four different trials going on, but at least one of the assault cases been pushed back a few months. Now Busta has time to really prepare for court – or to flee. [NY Post]
No Child Abuse Charges for Britney
Brit’s not getting busted for ruining those kids lives….yet. [Hollywood Rag]
Brangelina: Big Apple Bound?
The clan is shacking up at Angie’s NYC condo and Maddox just enrolled at a school on the Upper East Side. They’re the richest nomads ever! [NY Post]
Jonesing for music on your television set? You’ve come to the right place, rockers! Check out our shortlist below. For more extensive listings, read VH1’s Rock on TV schedule daily.
Rent, 7:20 a.m. (EST), SBLK: Not content to deal with the perils of New York City real estate alone, this Broadway-to-big screen adaptation manages to trivialize difficult issues like AIDS and relationships by setting them to music. Loosely based on La Boheme, and barely redeemed by the presence of a scantily clad Rosario Dawson.
The Last Waltz, 11:00 a.m. (EST), SHON: It’s Thanksgiving of 1976, and the Band is playing its final show. Director Martin Scorcese‘s there to document the show in its entirety, as well as film the fallout of the retirement. In a graceful full-circle gesture, the guys return to the stage where they played their innaugural show 16 years earlier at San Francisco’s Winterland Arena. During the course of the concert, former Band leaders join them on stage (Bob Dylan, Ronnie Hawkins), as well as a who’s who of classic rock titans — Eric Clapton, Neil Young, Emmylou Harris, Keith Richards and Van Morrison. Regarded as one of the best rock n’ roll concert films.
- Kanye West and 50 Cent appear together on the cover of Rolling Stone, just inches away from each other. The article should be called “He Dissed Me, But It Felt Like a Kiss.” [CONCRETELOOP]
- Glamour shaves off about 50 lbs. from America Ferrera for the mag’s latest cover. OK, we get it: she’s not ugly. But deception is. [Dlisted]
- Tyra Banks dons a space helmet to promote the upcoming cycle of America’s Next Top Model. Aliens are fierce, y’all! [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Lily Allen shows up at an event wearing a gown that’s both red and see-through. Once again, the woman proves herself an innovator. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Ryan Seacrest gets ready for the Emmys. If that’s not a euphemism, it should be. [Popbytes]
You’ll get an earful of what Perez Hilton thinks about this year’s MTV Video Music Awards when his special, What Perez Sez About the VMAs premieres Tuesday, Sept. 11 at 9/8c. For now, check out an exclusive preview of both the awards show and his own show in the video below, which features Perez spouting off about various VMA-related stars, nominees and performers alike. Mmmmm. Juicy!
Owen Wilson‘s family is not allowing ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson near the troubled star. A source reveals that “Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn’t want her anywhere near him. She is very frustrated.”
Sure we know she’s his ex and all, but maybe there’s something else driving the Wilson’s to keep the pretty lady out of Owen’s dirty hair. Perhaps she is sending him inappropriate instant messages and annoying the eff out of all of them?
KateIsCute&Single: Owen!? OMG did you try to kill yourself? ROFLMAO!!!
KateIsCute&Single: Sorry, that was mean. :( I miss you. Can I come over? I’ll bring some weed.
KateIsCute&Single: Not funny? Too early? Srsly, write me back. My new BF is here and he won’t stop trying to make out w/ me. I need a break – my lips hurt! LOL! :P
[NYDN. Image: Getty]
Reporters Chuckle At Owen’s Issues
Owen Dabbled in Meth, Jesus & Ben Stiller
Owen’s Suicide Attempt Confirmed
Penelope Cruz is the semi-ubiquitous former squeeze of Tom Cruise, but don’t hold either of those things against her. The Spanish actress has been in some real doozies on this side of the pond — Sahara in particular comes to mind — but it’s her work with Spanish art-house filmmaker Pedro Almodovar that made her a star. (If you haven’t seen any of his films, we suggest you start with All About My Mother. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.) The 33-year-old cutie stars in the upcoming Gwyneth Paltrow vehicle The Good Night, so expect adult drama. That twisted little slice of celluloid is about a man’s midlife crisis, and the woman who helps foster it. Cruz plays the fantasy female, and it’s easy to understand why. Between her L’Oreal appearances and the ads she’s in with her sister for Spanish clothing label Mango (think H&M . . . only, you know, not Spanish, not Swedish), she’s plastered her pretty little face everywhere. And when she’s even inducing normally respectable guys like Bono to hold hands, you know something’s up. Just check her out in this week’s gallery. You’ll be happy you did.
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