You Cast It…And Watch It

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If you missed the I Love New York 2 – You Cast It special, have no fear: you can watch a bit of it below. Catch producers, Sister Patterson, Courtney/Goldie, Chance, Real and New York herself all weighing in on New York and her potential suitors.

And don’t forget, there’s still time to submit your profile for a chance to appear on I Love New York 2. Hit ILoveNewYork2.com for details. And, as New York says during the special: nose-pickers and bisexuals need not apply.

Blog Best-Of: Amy’s Admirer

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Amyw_links- David Guest gushes about Amy Winehouse: "I would kiss the mole on Amy Winehouse’s face and every tattoo on her body and I’d stick my tongue in the gap where her tooth is missing." [Dlisted]

- Is Halle Berry pregnant? This baby bump is so much bigger than her! [A Socialite's Life]

- Bobby Brown asks judge to reconsider his and Whitney Houston’s divorce ruling. He needs more money to buy more drugs that lead him to make decisions like asking a judge to reconsider his divorce ruling. [Bossip]

- Jessica Simpson poses with dozens of balloons. She inflated them all with what was in her head. [Just Jared]

- The MySpace page of the teenager Akon famously humped surfaces. On it, she notes: "i am really outgoing ,wild,and luvvvv to have fun." Girl, tell us something we don’t already know. [Best Week Ever]

Maddy Buys Lap Dances “For Research”

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Madonna3 Madonna? In a strip club? Buying lap dances? MSNBC is rather breathlessly reporting this latest information about the Material Girl almost as if they expect her to be chaste or something (here’s a hint: when someone puts out an art book called Sex that features photographs of that person having, uh, group sex, chances are she’s at least thought of hiring a stripper or two in her time). Apparently Madonna’s real goal was to audition dancers for a short film. She was also in disguise and drinking coffee! And, as if that weren’t enough, she asked the nubile hopefuls to read a few lines from a script before getting down and dirty. We can only imagine that conversation:

Madonna: Talk dirty to me.
Anonymous peeler: Lady, exactly how bored are you?

Leading-the-Blind Items

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- Can a trip to a ski resort on Sunday’s Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women cool things off between Dustin and rest of the cast? Or, will relations remain icy?

- When the girls of Charm School are given a perfume-based challenge, will they produce the sweet smell of success, or something stinky?

- When Anette is given control on Sunday’s Springer Hustle (airing at its new time: 8/7c), will she keep things good and trashy or throw away her chance?

Catch previews of Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women, Charm School, Springer Hustle and more at VSPOT.

Lohan’s Boy Fight: Don’t Pull a Boner

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Yes, the ubiquitous Lindsay Lohan is easy on the eye, therefore eliciting certain reactions from certain people. But it didn’t seem right that she spilled the beans about another Georgia Rule cast member and his instinctual reaction to their wet t-shirt romp on the front lawn. Didn’t seem right at all…

 

Cyndi Lauper: Why’d I Open My Big Mouth?

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Our ramp-up to Rock Honors (May 24) always includes revealing chats with the music’s stars. Road Tales focuses on some the silliness that goes down when artists are on tour.

Playing outdoor shows can be a blast, but keep your eyes on the skies. Dangerous poop predators are everywhere, and each one is ready to drop a bomb during your big moment. Cyndi recalls an icky incident.

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Rockosphere: Smiths Break Wind, Kids Sing Tori

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- Morrissey + Beans = Smiths Songs of Flatulence
Every tune has some hidden meaning [College Humor]

- Nelly & Tim Want to Rock Out
Ditch the beats and turn those amps up to 11 [Billboard]

- Keep Music In The Schools
Want to hear a kids chorus from Staten Island sing Tori Amos’s "Purple People"? [PS22]

- List of Demands
"Thou Shalt Not" make generic repetitive music [YouTube]

- Blake Gives Back
Idol finalist romps around his hometown, plays original tune with a "reggae" feel [Q13]

28 Weeks Later Star: Terrified

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Jeremyrenner_2 It’s not just us, then: Jeremy Renner, star of 28 Weeks Later, is terrified of his new movie too. The sequel to Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later takes place after all the initial "infected" humans (read: blood-puking zombies) have supposedly died out, and a U.S.-led NATO force is reintroducing citizens to a freshly secured Britain. The military, of course, is wrong about the infection, and when all hell breaks loose, it’s Renner as Doyle, a super-marine, who attempts to save the day. This isn’t Renner’s first ride round the horror rodeo: He’s guest-starred on Angel, played serial cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and has even written a script about werewolves. Singing werewolves. In Seattle. Scary? Maybe not so much. But we caught him on tape talking about some truly frightening things. Take a look after the jump.

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The Hotness of Angelina Jolie

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Angelina Jolie has revealed to Reader’s Digest (of all places!) that Brad Pitt‘s attraction to her isn’t as conventional as you might expect. Ange says:

"I could be dressed up in the sexiest outfit for a photo shoot, and by his behavior, he’ll let me know that’s nice, but it’s nothing as sexy as when I’m home surrounded by the kids or reading books, educating myself."

Let’s review the evidence, shall we?

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Riiiiiight.

Angelina also reveals that they expect to have more kids (both biological and adopted), that she and Brad don’t really argue but do "get into issues about global events or something that was just on the news," and that their only trusted news source is the New York Times. Wow, beautiful people can be skull-numbingly dull, too? Imagine! We should start calling them Boregelina. [UsMagazine]

The Return of Lauryn Hill

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Lauryn_hill_artistphoto Former Fugee and famed recluse Lauryn Hill will play three shows in England this summer, much to the surprise of pretty much everyone. After intermittent rumblings of a Fugees reunion, and the rather disappointing fruits of those rumors, little has been heard from Hill since she released her nearly flawless solo debut The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill in 1998. Between her 2002 Unplugged session and a brief stop at Joss Stone‘s Bahamian recording compound this past year to lend some help (and cred), Lauryn’s been all but disappeared. Which is why we’re so excited about her return from artistic exile!

Lauryn’s Return:
07-08 London, England – Apollo Hammersmith
07-09 Birmingham, England – Carling Academy
07-10 Manchester, England – Apollo