Joe W. and his fancy pierced ears made a lot of pick-up progress, but it wasn’t enough for Mystery and his Wing Men to keep him around another week. The guys are now comfortable kissing peaches and hanging in Speedos, but will that be enough to keep a seat in the house?
Who do you think has mastered all the right moves?
And who doesn’t have enough kino to stick around?
Send tips to your fallen brothers.
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Fortunately for us, what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay there. On Sunday night, MTV will broadcast the 2007 Video Music Awards live from the Palms Casino, with absolutely scorching performances from this year’s hottest artists. Will Britney‘s performance be a disaster? Will the 50 and Kanye beef erupt at the show? Will Akon dry-hump someone on stage? Get answers to these pop culture conundrums on Sunday night at 9 p.m., and check back after to see our coverage of the show.
Not sure who’s performing? Check out shots of stars scheduled to appear, and their videos.
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Are you the ULTIMATE Rock of Love fan?
Do you know everything there is to know about Bret and the girls? Why not put your knowledge to good use by attending the taping of the first ever Rock of Love Reunion.
You’ll get an opportunity to ask questions of your favorite cast members, hear them revisit good times and bad, and even to be among the first to find out how things went for the girls after they left Bret and the show.
The taping will be held in Los Angeles during the afternoon of Sunday, September 16, 2007. The taping is FREE but by invitation ONLY. So to secure your spot at what is gonna be one of the hottest reunions in VH1 History, write us at: Rock.Reunion@yahoo.com.
In your email, please include the following information:
Your First Name
Your Age & Sex
Your city of residence
Your contact numbers and email address
The names of the people that you will be bringing to the reunion (NOTE: we cannot reserve more than four seats for any one person)
You must be over 18 to attend the taping and have your own transportation to the taping in Los Angeles. The production cannot provide lodging or transportation.
All audience members will be REQUIRED to sign a confidentiality agreement prior to being admitted to the audience.
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After the jump: the final installment of the Ask Doc Ali advice column.
- Apparently, Mary J. Blige has turned to Sandy Duncan for hair inspiration. Put down the Wheat Thins, girl! They’re going to your head! [CONCRETELOOP]
- Keyshia Cole performs “The Star Spangled Banner” before the NFL opening kickoff. But there are so many runs, you’d swear it was a baseball game. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Celine Dion‘s hair is as big as Beyoncé‘s on her upcoming album cover. If her butt is as also big as Beyoncé’s, she’s got a hit on her hands. [Dlisted]
- Fergie and Steven Tyler pose together for a picture. Surprisingly, it is not an ad for Botox. [CityRag]
- It’s New York Fashion Week: do you know where your best costume for today is? [Jezebel]
The celebs came out in full force to the Fashion Rocks Concert last night in NYC, and so did their disastrous outfit choices. Funny how they seem to think it’s okay to honor style without actually having any.
We know what Tyra is thinking in the above photo: “Grrrrrl, I look effing fierce right now. I could write the book on bein’ fierce. Wait – have I already done that? I don’t think so. I’m writing a book then. Fierce.” Really, the only thing fierce about this bow-style is that its wrapped so tightly on her head it’s actually pulling the corners of her mouth up into an almost-smile . She looks like she’s offering up her five-head as a present. It’s a shame, because her outfit is totally bangin’. It’s just that her hair style belongs wrapped around the new car some rich guy just bought his trophy wife and not on her pretty little alien head.
Meanwhile Mischa Barton showed up after accidentally getting tangled in her dog’s chain leash. But she really makes it work!
Check out some stars who did rock fashion last night:
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Tyra Banks Gone Wild!
Flashback episodes are usually about as exciting as a box of Norah Jones’ hair . . . we’re sorry, we fell asleep there. Were we saying something? Anyway . . . yes, flashback episodes usually suck. But last night on I Hate My 30s, we were treated to some very special memories. When the company changes ownership, people get promoted left and right. It causes Kyle to recall his first day of work, when he was replacing a much-loved employee named Mikey. Everyone loved Mikey, especially Corey. At Mikey’s going away party, Kyle attempted to drown his insecurities in a bathtub’s worth of 120-proof. Instead, he wound up whipping out his penis and peeing all over the cake. We caught up with Kyle and Corey to discuss that fateful night.
In this episode, Linda goes over the edge.
Over the edge of the world, that is. Wyoming is seriously in the middle of nowhere!
Today we have two contestants duking it out for the title of Craziest Cat Lady!
In one corner is Pete Doherty, who while not an actual woman, has slimmed down to a ladylike figure thanks to years of crack, coke and smack consumption. How dainty! Pete is being accused by pals of fixing a tiny crack pipe out of a liquor bottle and forcing his cats to inhale the smoke from it. One cat now apparently thinks it can fly (can it also talk and relate this info to humans?) and Pete feels like it’s the only
person mammal that understands him.
In the other corner is a Russian woman who owns and lives with 130 rescued cats in her tiny two-room apartment. See the video above for a glimpse at what hell looks like for people with animal allergies, and then check out this full news report on her catscapades.
Who you got – Pete or the Cat Rescuer of Novosibirsk, Siberia?