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Thursday: Brit Sprayed on Fake Abs for VMAs, Mary-Kate Hates Wearing Clothes

Brangelina Bolts From Big Apple Now you see them, now you don’t. The Bran Clan jets from New York City and heads to…who knows? Disney World? Paris? The moon? They just can’t seem to settle down. [JustJared] Britney Fakes Her Toned Abs Reports reveal that the singer used “ab-defining spray” to give the illusion of […]

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Britney and Madonna: Terrorist Targets?

Britney Spears and Madonna have been threatened with forcible Islamic conversion and, if that doesn’t work, death. The hate-slinging comes courtesy of Muhammad Abdel-Al, mouthpiece and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees, a militant Palestinian organization that reps the Gaza Strip. According to a new book, Schmoozing With Terrorists, Mo promises that, “if these […]

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Think You’re a Master Pick Up Artist?

We asked viewers of The Pick Up Artist to send us their best pick up line, and the response was overwhelming, in that we received a lot of replies and some of the lines were, well, a little…creepy? Ineffective? Straight up nasty/awesome? Regardless, we’re not sure Mystery, Matador and J-Dogg would approve. (Here’s what Junior […]

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Britney’s Fans Are Crazier Than She Is

There’s something so painful about this “Britney Fan” that we dare you to try to watch this clip and not immediately want to crawl under your desk in the fetal position and shut yourself off from the world for a year or too. We did not see tears, as the video’s creator claims exists (yes, […]

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Tommy Lee Dishes on “Kid Pebble” Fight

Well it’s a good thing Tommy Lee took to his personal blog to clear up the rumors about his fight with Kid Rock. We had read that Tommy had been taunting Kid all night, but now we know that he was just sitting there, minding his business, and was innocently attacked by the Detroit rap-rocker. […]

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Brit Chugged Booze Instead of Rehearsing

Now we know why Brit was stumbling around during her Sunday night VMAs performance – her body wasn’t used to doing the dance steps without a liter of frozen margaritas inside of it. Word is out that Brit was uber-late to her rehearsals in Vegas, and skipped being on time in favor of downing the […]

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Brit’s Excuses: The Dog Ate My Performance

Sure, Britney may have told USA Today that she thought her performance on the VMAs was “good,” but any living creature with eyes who saw the thing knows better – including Brit. Which is why shortly after her crapalicious appearance, the excuses started rolling. Sarah Silverman’s comments upset Brit right before she went on! The […]

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Tommy Lee & Kid Rock Fight Over Old Trash

Apparently this piece of hotness is what caused the Kid Rock – Tommy Lee fight during Alicia Keys’ performance at last night’s VMAs (You can check out the whole thing in the video below). We’re glad these two grown men chose to battle over their mutual ex-wife, cuz it was one of the only fun […]

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Britney Spears Goes For the Man Meat

She may have forgotten how to dance and lipsync, but at least Brit’s still good at some of her old tricks. And doesn’t this dude look a tad like JT? Related Content 2007 VMA Arrival Photos Browse All Britney Spears Photos VMA Recap: What Happens in Vegas… Britney Spears Bombs on the VMAs Kranky Kanye […]

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Kranky Kanye Says He and MTV Are Kaput

Somewhere between Brit doing those thorazine twirls and her old beau Justin Timberlake moonwalking to close the show, it dawned on Kanye West that he wasn’t part of the VMAs main-stage action. Yep, it’s cool up in the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa, but it ain’t the main stage, y’all. Only one thing to do. Let […]