Apparently after going through one deadbeat husband, two kids, three rehab facilities and a whole lot of shaved hair, our pop princess has completely forgotten what once made her great – a hot bod, bangin’ dance moves, and some serious lip-syncing skills. Britney Spears opened MTV’s Video Music Awards tonight with her new song “Gimme More,” and damn, she was effing horrible. It was as if she went to sleep in a sparkly bikini and hooker boots and only woke up when her assistant shoved her on-stage to do her routine. If Brit’s gonna to pretend to have a comeback, she could have at least chugged a few Red Bulls beforehand. Anything to give her a little energy while she stands around lifeless and forgets the lyrics to her new song. Maybe she should have rehearsed more. We were rooting for Brit, but after this mess we’ll pass the next time she tries to give us more.
Examine the pics of her “comeback” and tell us – what do you think of Britney’s big performance?
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Britney’s Kids Have Rotting Teeth
Britney’s Nutty, Naked Photoshoot
Britney’s Naked Hot Tub Makeout Session
Here’s a partial transcipt of the elimination scene of this week’s episode:
Bret: “Brandi, do you want to stay in this house with me?
Brandi: “Honestly, I don’t think I can bring my guard down.”
Bret: “You made this decision by yourself and your tour ends here.”
Brandi later explains, “I didn’t mean for him to think that I didn’t care. And it sucks, it hurts, it kills me that he misunderstood me.”
Did Bret have a choice in which girl to eliminate this week? Did Brandi ask to go home? Or was she misunderstood. Weigh in now and check back soon for our official recap.
The Hova was asked recently if he was planning on marrying his gal pal Beyoncé, and his response was “One day soon — let’s leave it at that.” But of course, we can’t just leave it at that. How soon could he possibly mean?
- When Beyoncé stops falling on her ass onstage?
- When the original members of Destiny’s Child reunite?
- When Kanye West and 50 Cent record an album together?
- When Jay-Z asks Nas to be his Best Man?
- When Lindsay Lohan is sober?
We get it J. As soon as never. We’ll save the date. [Us Weekly. Image: Getty]
Beyonce’s Booby Flash
VIBE Awards: You Choose The Winners!
Joe W. and his fancy pierced ears made a lot of pick-up progress, but it wasn’t enough for Mystery and his Wing Men to keep him around another week. The guys are now comfortable kissing peaches and hanging in Speedos, but will that be enough to keep a seat in the house?
Who do you think has mastered all the right moves?
And who doesn’t have enough kino to stick around?
Send tips to your fallen brothers.
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‘The Pick Up Artist’ Show Info
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Fortunately for us, what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay there. On Sunday night, MTV will broadcast the 2007 Video Music Awards live from the Palms Casino, with absolutely scorching performances from this year’s hottest artists. Will Britney‘s performance be a disaster? Will the 50 and Kanye beef erupt at the show? Will Akon dry-hump someone on stage? Get answers to these pop culture conundrums on Sunday night at 9 p.m., and check back after to see our coverage of the show.
Not sure who’s performing? Check out shots of stars scheduled to appear, and their videos.
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Are you the ULTIMATE Rock of Love fan?
Do you know everything there is to know about Bret and the girls? Why not put your knowledge to good use by attending the taping of the first ever Rock of Love Reunion.
You’ll get an opportunity to ask questions of your favorite cast members, hear them revisit good times and bad, and even to be among the first to find out how things went for the girls after they left Bret and the show.
The taping will be held in Los Angeles during the afternoon of Sunday, September 16, 2007. The taping is FREE but by invitation ONLY. So to secure your spot at what is gonna be one of the hottest reunions in VH1 History, write us at: Rock.Reunion@yahoo.com.
In your email, please include the following information:
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The names of the people that you will be bringing to the reunion (NOTE: we cannot reserve more than four seats for any one person)
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All audience members will be REQUIRED to sign a confidentiality agreement prior to being admitted to the audience.
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After the jump: the final installment of the Ask Doc Ali advice column.
- Apparently, Mary J. Blige has turned to Sandy Duncan for hair inspiration. Put down the Wheat Thins, girl! They’re going to your head! [CONCRETELOOP]
- Keyshia Cole performs “The Star Spangled Banner” before the NFL opening kickoff. But there are so many runs, you’d swear it was a baseball game. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Celine Dion‘s hair is as big as Beyoncé‘s on her upcoming album cover. If her butt is as also big as Beyoncé’s, she’s got a hit on her hands. [Dlisted]
- Fergie and Steven Tyler pose together for a picture. Surprisingly, it is not an ad for Botox. [CityRag]
- It’s New York Fashion Week: do you know where your best costume for today is? [Jezebel]
The celebs came out in full force to the Fashion Rocks Concert last night in NYC, and so did their disastrous outfit choices. Funny how they seem to think it’s okay to honor style without actually having any.
We know what Tyra is thinking in the above photo: “Grrrrrl, I look effing fierce right now. I could write the book on bein’ fierce. Wait – have I already done that? I don’t think so. I’m writing a book then. Fierce.” Really, the only thing fierce about this bow-style is that its wrapped so tightly on her head it’s actually pulling the corners of her mouth up into an almost-smile . She looks like she’s offering up her five-head as a present. It’s a shame, because her outfit is totally bangin’. It’s just that her hair style belongs wrapped around the new car some rich guy just bought his trophy wife and not on her pretty little alien head.
Meanwhile Mischa Barton showed up after accidentally getting tangled in her dog’s chain leash. But she really makes it work!
Check out some stars who did rock fashion last night:
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Tyra Banks Gone Wild!