Creepy-Faced Actor Gets Wasted & Arrested



What guy? Oh that guy – the Bend It Like Beckham, Match Point bug-eyed dude. Got it. His name is Jonathan Rhys Meyers, but we kind of think of him as that sometimes hot, sometimes weird looking actor. And now he’s a bona fide celebrity with his first arrest, which took place last night at the Dublin, Ireland airport. Meyers was nailed for public intoxication after displaying some serious drunkenness at the check-in counter and gate. He recently did a rehab stint in LA last April, so this is one of those classic Hollywood slip-ups. Whoops! Still, it looks like he’s been preparing for his mug shot for years. Check out all the bizarro photos we’ve amassed of the guy – he either looks possessed, ready to keel over, or like he’s about to clock someone in the face. We’re sure the real thing pales in comparison! [Us. Images: Getty]

Garage Rock, Not Philly Funk


Every week on Next Great American Band, one group never makes it out of the Green Room, one group never makes it to the stage, one group never gets to impress Johnny Goo, Sheila E, Cranky Aussie, and the viewers at home. This week, proving that the Oakland timbales tornado and former Prince protege is correct some of the time, that band was Franklin Bridge (Sheila was a big FB fan). The Philly outfit had big chops and rolled through its funkpopandroll with enough fervor and flair to sustain them through the contest. But after messing around with Billy Joel’s “Big Shot” last week, they have fallen.

This is good for Tres Bien, the giddy garage rockers with a Brit Invasion vibe, who will probably seem tres natural as they tackle a Rolling Stones song this Friday night. What tune would seem most in-sync? Something early, right? “Get Off My Cloud,” “Tell Me,” “Mother’s Little Helper”? And which band will fall next? Hit the “comments” section, y’all.

About Last Night: American Music Awards


Every music heavy-hitter was posing, performing, or getting recognition at the AMAs last night. Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, Vanessa Hudgens, Rihanna, Ne-Yo, Alicia Keys, Chris Brown, and Fergie were just a few of the hot stars to grace the red carpet and stage.

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Timbaland To Produce Baby, More Tracks


timbalandUbiquitous producer Timbaland is set to be a father by the end of November, according to sources close to the track master. The New York Post is reporting that Tim is expecting a girl with a woman who works at his Mosley Music Group. Though the pair aren’t together, the Post reports Tim will be “very involved in the child’s upbringing.”

What could that possibly mean? We’ve got a few ideas:

1. Checks from “Aunt Missy” on birthday.

2. Justin Timberlake as godparent.

3. Nelly Furtado attends Show and Tell at school whenever the lil’ one wants.

TomKat: Happy Anniversary Weirdos!



Yesterday, the most romantic, real couple in the world celebrated the one-year anniversary of their marriage. Congraulations! Granted, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are so in love they probably didn’t even notice. “Where did the time go?” they wonder as they watch their nanny bounce baby Suri in her baby swing. In case your stomach is strong enough to remember the roots of their love, check out this video that takes us all the way back to those carefree days of two years ago, when all Katie and Tom knew how to say was “excited,” “honored,” “amazing,” and “in love.” A special congrats to Ms. Kate – one year down, and only four more to go in your secret Scientology love contract! Don’t feel bad, we’d probably take the money too. [Images: Getty]

Scott Baio Is…A Daddy!



The wait is over — Life & Style reports that Scott Baio‘s fiancée Renee Sloan gave birth to their child on Nov. 2. Details are scant (all we know is that the baby weighed 5 lbs., 10 ounces), but it could be that Scott and Renee are saving them for TV: a new reality show, the follow-up to Scott Baio Is…45 and Single, chronicling the couple’s pregnancy is due early next year.

Boy, girl, whatever: congrats, Scott and Renee! [Life&Style Weekly via Dlisted / Image: Getty]

Kanye Cries for His Mama


Poor Kanye. We feel for the guy, we really do. Losing a parent is so hard, and then to break down and weep in front of an audience has gotta feel so weird. But you know what? This whole awful situation has humanized Kanye so much that we’ve pretty much forgotten all that egotistic, tantrum-filled BS he normally pulls. So that’s gotta count for something, right? And we’re sure his mom would be really proud of him standing up in front of a crowd and doing a show so soon after she passed away. Kudos to you, Kanye West. Kudos.

Monday: Nicole Richie’s Big Baby Bash


nicolerichie.jpgNicole’s Shower Reveals Baby Boy?
Pals like Paris were spotted bringing boyish gifts to Richie’s Wizard of Oz themed baby shower. Lil Madden will be able to fit into Mommy’s clothes in no time! [People]

Carrie Underwood Wins Again
Now the Idol’s got 3 American Music Awards under her couture belt. Take that Kelly! [Us]

No One Cares About Paris Anymore
No one is photographing Paris anymore! The world may not be able to agree on how to attain universal peace, but at least we all can all get behind hating Paris. [TMZ]

Amy Winehouse Puff Puffs, Freaks
The singer was busted for constantly smoking in the bathroom of an airplane, on an hour long flight. Er, obviously? [DListed]

Pics: Tom Cruise is Seriously Fat and Bald
He may be in costume, but this look isn’t that far off. This is what Katie gets for marrying a dude 20 years older! [DListed]

A Prayer For Britney Spears


britney-spears-1116.jpgToday we learned about the Hollywood Prayer Network, a group of people praying for celebrities and the entertainment industry. If you are a “Christian professional in Hollywood” you can request prayers from the group as well. We can think of one person in La La Land who might need a little love from above. Maybe God – or at least the Hollywood Prayer Network – will hear our plea.

Dear Person in the Sky Up Above,
Today Britney Spears was told by the judge in her custody case that she can not drive with her kids in her car anymore. So I pray she stops wearing sunglasses while she drives and that she puts an end to all her red-light running. Also if you could bless the feet of the photographers that she has run over, that would be swell. I’d also like to pray that Britney’s car becomes an airplane so she can fly all over Los Angeles to the various Starbucks and tanning salons she must frequent every day. Even better – please put a Starbucks and a tanning salon on a cloud so then she can fly her car-plane to them without running into the paparazzi. This will prevent all accidents from happening. If anyone can do it, it’s you God. I hope this isn’t too much to ask for, but a car that can fly is probably peanuts compare to like hurricanes and stuff. Also, can you fix my TiVo? Thanks. Laters! [Yahoo. Getty]

Lindsay Lohan’s 84-Minute Jail Stint



Wow what a difference 5 months, a new hair color, and thousands of dollars worth of rehab can make! Lindsay Lohan snuck into jail yesterday to complete her required 1 day sentence. She got there at 10:30 AM and was out by 11:54 AM, making her stint in jail a whole lot shorter than Paris’! The sheriff’s spokesman said, “She was nice and cooperative. Everything was fine.” Fine like – her lips look bigger, her hair is a more strawberryish blonde, her eye makeup is poppin’, and she was totally rockin’ her new hot ‘I love scarves’ look. She just looks way more down with being behind bars, doesn’t she? Everything is definitely fine with LiLo. [Booking Photos]