Do Not Follow Lindsay’s Lead

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Linds_glamThe underage partying ways of Lindsay Lohan that led her to rehab are being used to scare young ones away from the club scene. Well, actually, they’re being used to scare club owners from allowing underage kids admittance to their spots. Earlier this month, the New York Daily News reported on the crackdown, dubbed "Lohan’s Law," and this week two young stars felt its wrath — Rihanna and Cassie were denied entry into the New York album-release party for Fabolous. Poor things. Is this the superstar equivalent of being bullied by a mean girl?

In other Linds news, she’ll supposedly bust out of rehab next week. An unnamed source told the Daily News: "She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day." Ha! Those two sentences together prove that "a lot" does not mean "all." Way to rock the inadvertent irony, unnamed source!

Gunfire Outside Starlets’ Fave Hot Spot

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Someone got a little gun crazy outside exclusive Hollywood night club Teddy’s last night, as shots were fired near the club’s entrance where Paris, Lindsay, Nicole and Britney pose for the paps before boozin’ it up. Luckily they were too busy doin’ time, detoxing, (maybe) battling morning sickness, and attempting to smoke outside a dance studio, and missed the hoopla. You may remember Teddy’s as the spot where LiLo allegedly dabbled in some illegal activity in the bathroom, and where she partied down before these pics were taken.

In fact, the only celeb spotted at Teddy’s was D Lister Kathy Griffin, who exited just before the bullets came flying from a passing car. It’s a great thing everyone is safe, but maybe there’s a message in this:

STAY THE EFF HOME, STARLETS. Cuz all that partying could kill you – literally.

Concert For Diana: Celebrate With Music

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Diana_portrait_s_2 Nothing unusual about kids throwing a birthday party for their mom – unless of course the children are royals, the mother is one of the world’s most beloved women, and the guest list includes some of the coolest pop and hip-hop musicians around. The Concert for Diana, which commemorates the Princess of Wales, takes place in London’s Wembley Stadium and will be broadcast live on VH1, is one of the summer’s pop events.

"We wanted to have a big concert, full of energy, full of the sort of fun and happiness she enjoyed," says Prince William of the show. The proceeds will go to some of Princess Diana’s favorite charities. Featuring artists as varied as Elton John, Kanye West, Joss Stone, P. Diddy, and Fergie, the six-hour affair should be a blast. The show will be live on VH1 starting at 11 a.m. EST on July 1. VH1.com will also stream the entire event. VH1 Classic will re-air the full show an hour after its conclusion. Get psyched by checking out pics of the participants.

Has Katie Holmes Ditched Tom?

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Suri’s mama has been spotted wearing something that looks very similar to the Singelringen, or "single ring", a blue and silver piece of jewelry that signals to the world your solo relationship status. Stars such as Mario Lopez, Vivica Fox and Juliette Lewis have all been seen sporting one.

Them I’ll buy, but Katie Holmes? Let’s be real – that thing on her finger is a tracking device so Tom can follow her wherever she goes. If she removes it, a flock of giant eagles swoops down from the sky and carries her back to Beverly Hills for some more brainwashing and haircutting. Katie’s gonna have to do a lot more than wear a ring if she wants out of that marriage. Like escape to the moon, for starters.
 

Friday: Angelina’s Bony Bod; Nicole Scheming to Dodge Jail

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Lindsay Lawsuit: She Was Buzzed

The owner of the van hit by Lilo is accusing the rehabbing starlet of chugging a few cocktails at the Ivy before crashing into his car with her Mercedes. [E Online]

Brit’s Mom Befriends K-Fed’s Ex
It’s rumored that Lynne Spears’ budding friendship with Kevin’s ex Shar Jackson sent Britney over the edge, resulting in her severing the family ties. [Us Magazine]

Angelina: Stress Makes Me Skinny
The super thin super-mom says the stress of her own mother’s death in January is the cause of her drastic weight loss. [Us Magazine]

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You Respond, We Respond

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We love the comments that we receive on this blog. A lot. They are colorful, emotional and they sometimes even mark new innovations in the field of phraseology. Since they entertain us so, we thought it would be nice to celebrate some of our favorites with a weekly post spotlighting them. This also gives us a chance to respond and that’s what the VH1 Blog is all about: leaving no keen insight behind.

From Rock of Love: First Look:

cutie-pie for sure Says: "yall is just trying to be like flave wit yall retared buts yall is some haters but i am going to see wat the show is about."

We say: Your resistance breaks down right before our eyes, cutie-pie for sure. You’ll be rocking a bandana and whistling "Unskinny Bop" in no time. Whether or not you want to admit it, you are Bret Michaels’ future biggest fan. We can tell just from your writing.

From Kim To Become Kardashi-cat:

Suck iT Says: "I’ve seen that girl naked and I think Its a great Idea. Now the Pussycat Dolls should make a tape TOGETHER?"

We say: Great idea! Even better idea? A recap of the orgy you imply. We can’t wait to grab those asses screen shots. Let’s all pray that it happens.

From K-Fed Can’t Stop Makin’ Babies:

sexy tee Says: "kevin is a man and a man is going to hit whatever is thrown at him…"

We say: That kind of makes emphasizing your sexiness pointless, eh, tee?

From Angelina or the Egg?

Toshia Says: "I THINK YOU SHOULD PULL THIS STORY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOUR WRITERS ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS WHO CAN’T GET IT UP SO THEY HAVE TO PREY AND FOCUS ONE SOMEONE WHO IS DOING GOING FOR HERSELF AND OTHERS. GET A LIFE AND GET OVER THE FACT THAT SHE DIDN’T WANT YOUR AZZ THERE. ANGELINA I ADMIRE YOUR SPIRIT. NOTE TO THE WISE VH1: GOD DO NOT LIKE WHEN YOU MESS WITH HIS ANGELS!!!! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU ARE WRITING STORIES LIKE THIS!

BURN IN HELL VH1 OR WHOMEVER APPROVED THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

We say: Given that death sentence we can assume that you aren’t one of God’s angels, Toshia? Are you one of Charlie’s, even? Anyway the "angels" comment is irrelevant because Angelina Jolie isn’t an angel. She’s a saint. Duh.

From Charm School Recap – Episode 8 – Brooke Breaks:

It’s Me B*#$%&@!!!!!!!!! Says: " The show is wayyyyy more boring without Larissa. Boo!!"

We say: Shut up, Larissa.

Paris: A Con’s Best Friend

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While thousands of people have apparently let LA County know how p*ssed off they are about that whole "Paris probably got special treatment because she has buttloads of money" thing, the starlet is still making some new fans: her fellow inmates. Her BFFs behind bars are reportedly thrilled that the heiress is back at the Lynwood jail, because the special treatment extends to them. One recently released inmate said, "Since she was here last week, they started giving us double bologna,
double apple juices. Two blankets instead of one – and a sheet, too!
Everyone has cookies coming out of their pockets."

Wow. This lady makes jail sound fun! Double baloney? That’s a party for most people! Why can’t Paris just suck it up and enjoy herself?

Find out who got Paris booted, who’s got her back and what a psychic thinks – after the jump!

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Oh No They Didn’t: Friday’s Review Rage

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Every week we round up selections from the funniest, most obscene and brutal film criticism out there so that you know not to blow your cash at the theaters and laugh a little at Hollywood’s expense. This week: The unnecessarily boring, please-help-these-actors-afford-a-summer-home, CGI-stylings of Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer.

"The Drab Four: When the bad guy’s a surfer dude, you know it’s a wipeout." – The New York Post

"A plotless, witless, brainless bore . . . [it] kills your spirit and all hope for summer movies." – Rolling Stone

"Drearier than corn dying in the Iowa sun, slower than molasses in Antarctica. Sentient humans should stay away; all others may enter confident that their IQs are already in the Chernobyl-fried range and will not be affected, except for downward." – The Washington Post

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Tango’s Tracks: Nas & the Gothy Guyliners

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Dude’s got a collection of almost 700 fitted caps. He wears each of ‘em to the side, and that deliberate angle tells you something about his swagger. Tango’s got a reason to walk tall. After winning his lady’s heart on VH1′s I Love New York, the aspiring rapper has got a little fire burning under him. The buzz has started. We caught up with him to talk music. It’s not shocking that a young MC is knocked out Nas, but when he started throwing guyliner bands and The Fray at us, we knew Tango was unique. Find out what other artists made his list.