Terrence Howard, Narcissist

by

Of all the quotes floating around in the soup of crazy talk Terrence Howard ladles out in his recent Elle interview, this one is my favorite:

I like women who look like me. Generally, you’re attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.

The best part about this isn’t that he’s implying that he’s so hot, but that it makes his perfect match so obvious.

terrance_pigs.jpg

Why the hell isn’t he with Eva Pigford? They’re practically twin-like in their resemblance. Terrence gave no word on his feelings about incest to Elle, but hey, there’s always next time. [Image credit: Getty]

Related Content
photo_20×928.gifBrowse All Terrence Howard Photos
news_20×920.gifTerrence Howard Actor Page

K-Fed Makes His Move for the Kids

by

kfed080907.jpgEven though their divorce was just settled and custody split 50-50 between Britney and Kevin, the former backup dancer filed papers yesterday for primary custody of the couple’s two sons. A source revealed that Federline has been worried that Brit’s wacky behavior exposes the babies to “unnecessary risk.” Okay, technically a topless pool makeout sesh doesn’t directly harm their kids, but we see K-Fed’s point. Britney’s kinda lost it, and she’s got the weave to prove it. Spears has not released a statement regarding her ex’s move, but she’d probably say something like, “Huh? Wah? I’m freaking out! No, not because of Kevin trying to get all custodian, but because I can’t find my Marlboro Lights. Seriously though ya’ll , I’m a good mom and a brainiac – that’s gotta count for something!” [People. Image: Getty]

Related Content
news_20×921.gifBritney’s Naked Hot Tub Makeout Session
news_20×921.gifBritney’s Parenting Bashed by Mags
news_20×921.gifBrit and K-Fed: Snoopin’ on Each Other
news_20×921.gifK-Fed’s Ex Not Preggers, Offers Pregnancy Test as Proof

Thursday: J. Lo Sues Ex and Wins; Jessica Simpson’s Got an Attitude Problem

by

jenniferlopez080907.jpgPics: Brit Looks Hot in Perfume Ad?
Check out these pics of Britney taken this summer for her new perfume ad, and then marvel at the magic of Photoshop. [Access Hollywood]

J. Lo Wins Big Against Ex-Hubby
A judge has ruled in the diva’s favor, and now her first husband (remember him?) must pay her $545,000 to write his planned tell-all book on their time together. [People]

Brangelina’s Tot Has Army Bash
After all their peace-loving humanitarian work, Brad and Angie throw son Maddox an enormous military themed birthday bash. Kinda weird, but you can’t say no to your kids! [Just Jared]
Read more…

Rock of Love: Your Weekly Forecast (Episode 5)

by

Think you know what Bret Michaels wants and needs? Let us know which girls the Poison frontman will cut from the house next and which girls he’ll ask to stay. (Click the pics to see them in full size.)

Still on fire:

Fallen, but not forgotten:

Related Content
photo_20×928.gifBrowse All Rock of Love Photos
video_20×915.gifWatch Rock of Love on VSPOT
news_20×920.gifThe Celebreality Interview: Rodeo
news_20×920.gifEpisode 4 Recap

Ask Doc Ali

by

Ask_doc_3

Scott Baio Is 45…and Single may be all about Scott Baio, but his life coach, Doc Ali, isn’t. In addition to helping Scott sort out his love woes on TV, she’s helping our readers sort out their problems online. If you need some advice on love, life and/or work, drop Doc Ali a line here. And check this spot every week to see if Doc has answered your questions.

After the jump, Doc Ali continues doling out the virtual guidance.

Read more…

Blog Best-Of: Akon’s Apology

by

akon_links.jpgAkon finally releases the video for “Sorry, Blame It On Me.” We would, Akon, if we could remember what the hell we’re blaming you for. [Sandra Rose]

- Jay-Z is named one of the best-dressed men by Esquire. So that whole “Change Clothes” thing no longer applies? [CONCRETELOOP]

- This up-skirt shot of Katharine McPhee is the most entertaining thing to come out of her career, ever. Seriously, she should give up singing and just walk onstage bottom-less and, like, stand there. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com]

- Are Brad and Angelina trying to hold their relationship together for the sake of their children? Or is it just that they haven’t yet reached their goal of building a soccer team yet? [Popbytes]

- Kimora Lee releases a Barbie-esque doll in her likeness. She’s finally gotten around to giving little girls an impossible image to live up to, because, clearly, she hasn’t terrorized pop culture enough. [Rhymes With Snitch]

[Image credit: Getty]

Related Content
news_20×920.gifAkon: Above The Law
news_20×920.gifAkon Dry-Humps Fan On Stage
news_20×920.gifAkon Tosses Kid Off Stage
video_20×913.gifMy Playlist: Akon
photo_20×926.gifBrowse All Akon Photos

Diddy’s Ex Reveals: “He’s cheated”

by

kimdiddy080707.jpgApparently all that time Diddy was out macking ladies and hanging with J. Lo and her Versace dress, he had an on-again off-again girlfriend waiting in the wings. But now they’re apparently off for good, and Kim Porter‘s run to OK! Magazine to dish and diss Diddy. Oh, if only we regular ladies had a sweet, glossy outlet in which to rag on our exes but alas, we’re not all models with three kids fathered by a hip hop legend. Some of Kim’s choice quotes include this one on Combs’ wandering eyes – and hands and lips:

“I will never sit here and say that Puffy — or any man — is 100 percent faithful. I just don’t believe it. Some of you are, but I’m not going to sit here and say that I didn’t believe that he cheated on me. I would never say that. I’m aware that he’s cheated.”

Read more…

50 vs. Kanye: It’s On! No, It’s Off! Wait, Does That Mean It’s On?

by

kanye.jpgAs previously reported, last Friday 50 Cent agreed to debate Kanye West about whose forthcoming album will be better — Curtis or The Graduate. The offer came from BET’s 106 & Park, to which 50 said, “Kanye, he’s not going to want to show up.” Well, Kanye proved 50 right by rejecting his challenge at yesterday’s MTV Video Music Awards announcements. In fact, Kanye called the debate “the stupidest thing.” While we agree that indeed the debate would be very stupid, we were looking forward to someone — anyone! — offering some sort of apology for holding it on September 11. That was the proposed date of the debate, which is also when both rappers’ records will be released. If Kanye hadn’t dashed 50′s plans, America would be one step closer to understanding why the rest of the world hates us.

Related Content
news_20×919.gifBlog Best-Of: Fiddy’s Fight
news_20×919.gifKanye Wants To Know More About…Kanye
news_20×919.gifKanye West Is a Robot Weirdo