With friends like this…
…who needs scabies?
With friends like this…
…who needs scabies?
Oh Jessica Simpson, we are on to you! Funny how just last month the “actress” was happily chatting about how she’d gladly get plastic surgery one day. Well it now looks like she’s going to get her chance. What a crazy coincidence! The starlet “accidentally hit herself with a big gun on her nose” on the set of her new movie, says her rep. First of all, ha ha ha. Second, isn’t an “accidental” prop incident just the perfect excuse to have some work done on that sucker? For someone who thought tuna fish with chicken, she’s pretty damn smart.
Also, her co-star Vivica Fox wants to make sure you know that Jessica is absolutely not a bitch on the set of Major Movie Star. She was apparently “shocked” by rumors alleging diva-like behavior from Jess. Fox told People that Jess “was so much of a team player. She was gracious and so down to earth.” Sure she was! Or maybe she held that plastic gun to Vivica’s head and forced her to say nice things to the press. We wouldn’t put it past her! [Image: Getty]
- Mariah Carey takes it all off for the cover of Interview, and looks as proud to be naked as a 4-year-old would. Next time, show us what you did in the potty, Mimi. [Dlisted]
- Saaphyri hits Chicago to interview Flavor of Love 3 candidates, wearing a potentially revealing dress. She really took the “Thou Shall Work What Thou Art Working With” lesson to heart. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- While partying, Ray J is snapped flipping off someone with both hands. He’s not angry, he’s just trying to outclass is girlfriend Lil’ Kim. [CONCRETELOOP]
- Sean Penn is almost frighteningly ripped. Must be all those cigarettes. [CityRag]
- Amy Winehouse reportedly leaves rehab again. She has such an addictive personality, she just can’t get enough of quitting. [The Blemish]
Poor Lauren Conrad can’t win. She finally gets a new, wonderful roommate and already she’s about to lose her to a motorcycle-loving, burping hairdresser/drummer named JustinBobby. Life is sooooo effing unfair. Kinda makes a girl want to pout and stare into space a lot. Like for the entire episode.
Want to know what panic is? Panic is when you have 36 hours to prep for a performance during half-time at an Orlando Magic game and you don’t even have a song written yet, much less your dance moves down. Yes, that’s panic, but that’s also Mission: Manband, the show where it’s becoming increasingly obvious that Miss Kate, the band’s manager, is an expert in torture. Psychological torture. As Rich said, “I hope I can hear myself over all the boos.” Read more…
Naomi Campbell has spoken out on her perceived unfairness of the modeling industry: “It is a pity that people don’t appreciate black beauty.” She’s so right. Literary horses are an underrepresented minority in modeling. Fashion designers are no friends of Flicka, which is so dumb because, like, duh, horses have the best walks. And don’t even get me started on their impossibly sculpted bodies!
Kidding aside, Naomi’s raging against the industry-wide machine that favors white models over those of other races. “Black models are being sidelined by the major modeling agencies…I even get a raw deal from my own country. For example, I hardly come on the front pages of London’s Vogue magazine. Only white models, some of whom are not as prominent as I am, are put on the front pages…I don’t want to quit modeling until I find that black models get equal prominence and recognition by the world media and information instruments.”
This is…complicated. It seems bizarre that Naomi Campbell should be complaining about representation, when she’s arguably been the best-known supermodel in the world for the past 20 years. But, then again, she’s right: there’s a disproportionate amount of white models dominating the industry. The sad fact of the world is that many people see Caucasian features as the highest standard of beauty — although this lopsided (and racist) phenomenon has been somewhat eroded in mainstream media. And that’s saying nothing of the fact that Naomi is actually bi-racial, and regularly subscribes to those standards herself (colored contacts, straightened hair, etc.). And also? She has the capacity to care about anyone outside of herself? Hello, revelation! Ugh. My brain hurts. I need to go pet a horse and soothe myself. [Telegraph]
Jennifer Lopez samples Mr. Cheeks in the first single from her upcoming Brave disc, “Do It Well,” and with any luck, we’ll get to see her fame-spawning cheeks in the song’s clip. The David LaChappelle clip has yet to debut, but the New York Daily News has the details: it will find Lopez’s ass clad in leather, roaming an S&M club to find her son. That this has nothing to do with the song’s lyrics matters little, as long as we get to see J.Lo rocking a ball-gag. [New York Daily News]
There’s rehab, and then there’s rehab for Lindsay Lohan. The starlet has recently been spotted participating in such enjoyable activities as mountain biking, white water rafting, and hiking with her own personal canine companion. It seems the only thing she’s not doing these days is actually going to rehab. Her latest routine sounds strikingly similar to her time at spent
at outside of the Wonderland treatment facility, where all Linds did was workout fifty times a day and cruise Venice Beach on bikes and roller-blades with pals. And we all know how effective those thirty days were. Poor Lindsay is probably just desperate for all the playtime and fun that she didn’t get as a child star. Play on, playa! And hey, if this stint doesn’t work, she can always try actually spending time in rehab next time. [Image: Getty]
The Flavor of Love 3 casting special’s two-day online run has expired. But it was here and it was loved. Be sure to keep an eye out for future casting specials on VH1 and check out some screen shots from the special below:
You know what today is — Tuesday. Which means a new Whitestarr episode, a new Whitestarr song accompanying images of their fabulous life in the show’s intro. We get the inside scoop on the Cisco-Mischa meltdown (eat it, Us Weekly!) and Bret Michaels drops in… Read more…