- Paris Walks, Talks
- It’s a Good Thing Lindsay’s in Rehab
- For Those About to Barack, We Salute You
- Anticipating Bobby Brown
Amy, Glass, Blood, Love, Head, Bad
Uncle Jesse is Just Like Your Crazy Uncle
Beyonce to Star in Remake of Tron?
Justin Bringing Nasty Back, Too
Jack White Is the King
Every Friday, we run down a few of the comments this blog has received in the past week. This gives us a chance to respond and that’s what the VH1 Blog is all about: leaving no keen insight behind. That’s how much we love you.
Shelly Says: "Whoa, that doesn’t seem like responsible journalism Kate.
Perhaps, he doesn’t want fights to occur from
jealous boyfriends whom are there, not as fans, but to keep an eye on their ladies.
That’s what I thought.
It does happen too!"
We say: An interesting take, Shelly. Perhaps Tyrese’s female concert attendees should follow the (slightly revised) words of R. Kelly: "cuff your dude ’cause, hey, Ty’s black, handsome, he sings, plus he’s rich and he’s a flirt."
mutieqz Says: "britney balik ma kevin
so what gtu loh???!!!
jangan2 britney lagi mabok lagi yach????
kaya’ wktu ntuch….
uda mreka kan bukan manusia normal
Markita Responds: "mutieqz doesn’t need to comment anymore. Either you can’t spell, you’re talking in another language, or you’re extremely slow. Whatever it is stop writing. Cause nobody knows what the hell you’re tryin’ to say."
We say: You trying to take my job, Markita? Plus, mutieqz isn’t so bad. It’s kinda nice when your blog is the only one that comes up when you Google "napean diuruzin." Makes us feel special, really.
OLIVIA Says: "nice fire,what did you do eat a jelopeno.dumb AS*************************************.WHAT THA HE$$ IS WRONG WITH YOU,YELLING AT OTHER PEPOLE IN EUROPE!!!!!!!,HELLO YOUR IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY,EVEN THOUGH THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU…"
We say: Maybe mutieqz’s true identity is Justin Timberlake?
From Anticipating Bobby Brown :
lashaon Says: "Bobby i think you should do the show.Forget what people say about you.You prove to everyone from your last family show that you are truly a good person.Remember that our father Jesus Christ loves you.Nagitiv people talked about hem and put hem down for no reason at all.People are always trying to put people like your self down,But they just don’t know how much God loves you.Prove to the world that you can be the best you can be.Remember. you have a lot of fans that will go the bat for you.Everyone eles no if you come back out .You are a treat!!!!!!!!!!
We say: Finally an answer to an age-old question. What would Jesus do? A reality show. Duh.
- Michael Jackson taps his spokesman to clear up some "misconceptions." Things that didn’t make the list: plastic surgery, the Elephant Man’s bones and whether or not he and La Toya are the same person. Those you can keep on believing. [A Socialite's Life]
- Katie Holmes‘ hands are alien-esque. Tom is so proud. [Dlisted]
- Angelina Jolie is called out for being good to her fans by a paparazzo. I don’t know what’s more surprising: that Angelina is personable or that a celebrity photog is refraining from biting the hand that feeds him. [CityRag]
- Speaking of Angelina, ex hubby Billy Bob Thornton may soon move into a house that’s close to her pad. Or, as Billy Bob likes to call it, the blood bank. [Just Jared]
- Shar Jackson is photographed with her negative pregnancy test. Not pictured: Shar Jackson’s negative relevancy test. [Crunk + Disorderly]
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The audiophiles over at Idolator are reporting that arch media personality and sometime recording artist Lily Allen has taken the feud between her and Amy Winehouse to the next level. Far from being satisfied with critiques from the sidelines, Allen has now taken to dressing up like the "Rehab" songstress to mock her. Yikes. (Full disclosure: Allen’s playing Winehouse on British comedy show Friday Night Project.) In other news, British police questioned Allen about her attack on a paparazzi photographer back in March. What a charming little spitfire she is.
Hollywood sure is quiet these days. LiLo is attending group therapy, Paris has fled to Hawaii and Nicole is browsing for bridal wear. Who’s left in Hollywood to take their place at the top of the Bad Girl
totem pole? We’ve put together some pics of the potential contenders to take their spots. Sure, some are still young and well behaved now, but as we’ve seen before that means nothing in showbiz. Remember, it was only nine years ago that an 11-year old Lindsay was charming us all in The Parent Trap, and now she’s busy detoxing on the Malibu coast.
Let’s hope for better luck for these Future Bad Girls!
Last night’s two-episode premiere of Bravo’s ‘wrecksploitation series Hey Paula was more boring than banging — if Paula Abdul is a trainwreck, she’s an extremely slow-moving one who’s particular about the color of her tennis shoes, and one who loves her dogs, black diamonds and Dunkin Donuts.
Now, is that any way to crash?
The couture-clad alien sisters are rumored to be on the outs due to Mary-Kate’s man, Max Snow, another richie-rich type who loves to dress like an unshowered homeless runaway. A source tells Celebrity Babylon that "Ashley never liked him from the get go, and now, as time has gone on, she thinks that he’s a bad influence on Mary-Kate." He also apparently has a temper and blows up at the passive recovering anorexic.
What’s more, Max has presented Mary-Kate with a diamond "promise ring," which is normally a sure sign that he’ll probably cheat on her and they’ll eventually break up before getting anywhere near the altar. Mary-Kate and Ashley will mend things soon enough, and the twin millionaires can get back to their usual routine of avoiding sunlight and sucking Starbucks out of straws while teetering on 8-inch heels.
The hip hop starlet plead no contest to her DUI charge this week, which she received in April after crashing her Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard. Her blood alcohol level at the time was twice the legal limit – way past Paris’ .08. Unlike the heiress, Eve will be skipping the slammer and is instead rockin’ a stylish SCRAM ankle bracelet that tests for alcohol vapors released through the skin. It’s the same piece of police bling that Tracey Morgan is currently sporting. Eve will be SCRAM free after 45 days, but is under 36 months probation, must pay $1400 in fines and attend a first offender alcohol education program. With all these stars locked up and off the road, the streets might actually be safe for a few weeks.
Fiddy goes to the video tape, giving a Zapruder film-type analysis of his flubbed performance of "Amusement Park" at Tuesday night’s BET Awards. 106 & Park, the Dateline of the hip-hop world, had the Vitamin Water mogul on to set things straight. Said hostess Rocsi, "He was fearin’ for his life, y’all." Isn’t that par for the course for 50?
According to the San Jose Mercury News, Lauryn Hill’s comeback concert in Oakland on Wednesday was a "fiasco," with the much-talented Hill "huffing and puffing like a weekend warrior," making the crowd wait over two hours, and at one point falling flat on her back. This bums us out to no end. Guess we’ll have to keep playing Miseducation.
What can’t the iPhone, released today, do? Nothing. It takes polaroids, acts as a prophylactic and comes with a hat. And what are you doing reading this when you could be waiting on line, dropping $600 on a phone? Oh. You’re reading this on your new iPhone. Cool.