Britney’s Got Major Car Troubles
So what if the pop star ran out of gas on the side of the road AND got a parking ticket in one day. Irresponsible drivers make great moms! [TMZ]
Lindsay to Reunite with her Dad
The rehabbing starlet has approved a visit from her estranged father, to take place at her rehab spot in Utah. Expect a sappy song about the meeting real soon. [NY Post]
Madonna’s Son Still in Adoption Limbo
Officials from Malawi are heading to visit the singer to ensure she is fit to mother her adopted son. Hopefully they won’t mind that her kids play dress up with her pointy bra costumes. [A Socialite's Life]
Angelina Looks Hot in Iraq
Angie goes au natural while visiting troops and refugees in Iraq, and she looks damn good while doing so. Now we see why Brad fell in love with her “humanitarian side.” [TMZ]
Backstreet Boys are Back – as Hipsters
Four of the five Boys are back with a new album and a new, cool look. Too bad they’re a little old for it now. Maybe they should pass their hipster outfits on to their kids? [Mollygood]
Britney’s Kids Have Rotting Teeth
Yep, He Did it: Owen’s Suicide Attempt Confirmed
Blog Best-Of: Madonna’s Manos
Jonesing for music on your television set? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our Rock on TV schedule gives you plenty of choices. Here are today’s highlights.
Zoo TV – Live From Sydney, 8 p.m. (EST), VH1 Classic: U2 played Australia on the last leg of their Zoo TV tour — the one that began with the release of Achtung, Baby, and continued well past the time when people were wondering what, exactly, Zooropa was all about. Despite Bono putting on weight (so much so, he resembles Robin Williams here), and the relatively poor sound quality at the show, the band’s energy is high and Macphisto remains charismatic. When he calls the White House and asks to speak to George Bush, we still get an illicit thrill. Mainly because we tried the same thing this morning, and the operator hung up on us, too.
The Late Show With David Letterman, 11:35 p.m. (EST), CBS: Neo-punk saviors Against Me! play for Dave and Paul and everyone else. If you believe critics, then you’ll already know that the Florida band’s latest, New Wave, is out and that it’s good. We like how they’ve cleverly combined the rock-ier sensibilities of the Offspring with the swagger of the Dropkick Murphys. But mainly we like how they titled one of their earlier albums Reinventing Axl Rose. That’s balls, folks.
- Madonna‘s hands are so veiny, I think she’s part woman, part spaghetti. [CityRag]
- Mathematicians put a number on the attractiveness of Jessica Alba‘s ass. And that ass is so bountiful that the number stayed there. [Best Week Ever]
- Tom Cruise reportedly sent his children who aren’t Suri to Scientology camp for the summer. You say Scientology camp, I say Mars. [Dlisted]
- Calum Best continues his vigil for the return of Lindsay Lohan in the only manner he knows how: douchily. [Popbytes]
- Amy Winehouse lounges in the Caribbean with one leg in the air. She’s such a driven artist, this is her way of competing with the sea breeze. [Crunk & Disorderly]
Justin Reminds Britney Who’s In Charge
Jessica Alba Gets Close With Ex
Tom and Katie Bump n’ Grind
The most amazing thing about this episode? We finally encounter something that does not turn Bret on!
The code has been cracked! Someone get Dan Brown on the phone!
John Mellencamp is always on the move. Dude just finished up a spooktastic musical with Stephen King (wha?), and now he might be coming to your town. The roots rocker has announced a string of dates in support of this year’s Freedom’s Road, a politically-charged disc that will undoubtedly prove action-packed in concert. Check the dates, and watch a string of his vids.
||Terre Haute, IN
||Grand Rapids, MI
||Van Andel Arena
||Ft. Wayne, IN
||Alliant Energy Center
||Des Moines, IA
||Sioux City, IA
||Tyson Events Center
||St. Louis, MO
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