Hottie of the Week: Sheri Moon Zombie

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Sheri Moon Zombie is the beautiful and frequently naked wife of horror-metal maestro Rob Zombie. That would automatically qualify her for scream-queen status, but since she’s so into it, appearing in her husband’s films, like this week’s remake of Halloween, we’d guesstimate that that makes her twice to seven times the fright-flick minx Janet Leigh or Neve Campbell ever was. The big difference is that Sheri Moon Zombie is never the victim. She’s the killer, a stunning homicidal maniac with a heart made of razorblades and lye. In House of 1,000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects she played Baby Firefly, the very twisted little sister. In Grindhouse she played a werewolf woman of the S.S. (in Werewolf Women of the S.S., natch). And in everything she’s done so far, she’s revolutionized the color and shape of fanboy fantasies across the great U.S. and A. Check out these pics to see for yourself. [Getty]


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Britney’s New Single: Dropping Next Week?

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britney082907.jpgThe washed up pop princess (or Queen Mother, really) is ready to give you more, whether you want it or not. Entertainment Weekly is exclusively reporting that the first single from Brit’s fifth album could drop as early as next week. The single is apparently called “Gimme More” and it’s “an up-tempo club cut produced by Timbaland protégé Nate ”Danjahandz” Hills.” Anonymous sources tell EW that “‘People are going to love [the new single],” and ”It’s a smash! She’s going to come out strong.” But the spies also question if the public is ready for a new, upbeat Britney with all the drama she’s flaunting these days. Apparently her studio is a little worried too, as another source reveals that the album is “expected to hit shelves this fall with little to no promotional setup.”

We think people will buy the album whether it’s good or not – if only to experience the musical trainwreck that could possibly be about to go down. As for her new “club cut” of a single, our guess is that it’s really just a secret message to K-Fed telling him to bring on the subpoenas. Afterall, Brit’s reportedly hired a private eye to spy on his ass. Gimme more custody drama, please! [EW. Image: Getty]

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Wednesday: Angelina’s Sexy in the Middle East; Britney’s Busted for Bad Driving

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angie082907.jpgBritney’s Got Major Car Troubles
So what if the pop star ran out of gas on the side of the road AND got a parking ticket in one day. Irresponsible drivers make great moms! [TMZ]

Lindsay to Reunite with her Dad
The rehabbing starlet has approved a visit from her estranged father, to take place at her rehab spot in Utah. Expect a sappy song about the meeting real soon. [NY Post]


Madonna’s Son Still in Adoption Limbo

Officials from Malawi are heading to visit the singer to ensure she is fit to mother her adopted son. Hopefully they won’t mind that her kids play dress up with her pointy bra costumes. [A Socialite's Life]

Angelina Looks Hot in Iraq
Angie goes au natural while visiting troops and refugees in Iraq, and she looks damn good while doing so. Now we see why Brad fell in love with her “humanitarian side.” [TMZ]

Backstreet Boys are Back – as Hipsters
Four of the five Boys are back with a new album and a new, cool look. Too bad they’re a little old for it now. Maybe they should pass their hipster outfits on to their kids? [Mollygood]

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Rock on TV – The Shortlist

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macphisto.jpgJonesing for music on your television set? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our Rock on TV schedule gives you plenty of choices. Here are today’s highlights.

Zoo TV – Live From Sydney, 8 p.m. (EST), VH1 Classic: U2 played Australia on the last leg of their Zoo TV tour — the one that began with the release of Achtung, Baby, and continued well past the time when people were wondering what, exactly, Zooropa was all about. Despite Bono putting on weight (so much so, he resembles Robin Williams here), and the relatively poor sound quality at the show, the band’s energy is high and Macphisto remains charismatic. When he calls the White House and asks to speak to George Bush, we still get an illicit thrill. Mainly because we tried the same thing this morning, and the operator hung up on us, too.

The Late Show With David Letterman, 11:35 p.m. (EST), CBS: Neo-punk saviors Against Me! play for Dave and Paul and everyone else. If you believe critics, then you’ll already know that the Florida band’s latest, New Wave, is out and that it’s good. We like how they’ve cleverly combined the rock-ier sensibilities of the Offspring with the swagger of the Dropkick Murphys. But mainly we like how they titled one of their earlier albums Reinventing Axl Rose. That’s balls, folks.

Blog Best-Of: Madonna’s Manos

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madonna_links2.jpg- Madonna‘s hands are so veiny, I think she’s part woman, part spaghetti. [CityRag]

- Mathematicians put a number on the attractiveness of Jessica Alba‘s ass. And that ass is so bountiful that the number stayed there. [Best Week Ever]

- Tom Cruise reportedly sent his children who aren’t Suri to Scientology camp for the summer. You say Scientology camp, I say Mars. [Dlisted]

- Calum Best continues his vigil for the return of Lindsay Lohan in the only manner he knows how: douchily. [Popbytes]

- Amy Winehouse lounges in the Caribbean with one leg in the air. She’s such a driven artist, this is her way of competing with the sea breeze. [Crunk & Disorderly]

[Image: Getty]

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Paris, Lindsay and Britney Bail on Teen Choice Awards

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sanjayalarry.jpgIt’s not like this attention-hungry trio of starlets to pass up a chance to bask in the limelight, regardless of the event. So you’d think at least one of them would’ve turned up at the Teen Choice Awards, which aired this past Sunday on Fox. But the girls were busy staging a silent protest against the kid-driven show, after they were all nominated for the ‘Newsmaker of the Year’ Award for their drunk driving, stints in jail/rehab and crazy head-shaving meltdowns. A source reveals that “none of them would dare to show up . . . all the publicists [for the celebutards] went crazy on Fox, and they just scrapped the category.”

How lame! They must have been afraid of the competition: Anna Nicole Smith‘s baby-daddy, Larry Birkead, and off-key sensation Sanjaya - who would have been the obvious win in the category. Ponyhawk 4-ever! Of course the two Z-Listers both still showed up to remind people that they are still alive and kicking – and with better hair than Britney. [NYP. Image: Getty]

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Angelina Continues Quest for Sainthood in Iraq

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angelina082807.jpgWhile Brad was busy taking their babies out to lunch at tourist-y New York City restaurants, Angie jetted off to Syria on a humanitarian mission visiting refugee camps with the United Nations. Can’t you just feel the angel dust circling in the air around Her Holiness? She made it to Iraq today to meet with refugees who are fleeing the war-torn country. Angie described her mission in a statement: “I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to the humanitarian crisis and to urge governments to increase their support for UNHCR and its partners. My sole purpose in both countries is to highlight the plight of those uprooted by the war in Iraq.”

She neglected to mention her other, less-disclosed purpose – to forever make Jennifer Aniston look like a big, heartless loser. Now quickly, everyone bow at Angelina’s feet! [Image: Getty]

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Amy Winehouse’s In-Laws Beg for Boycott

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amyvaca082807_2.jpgYup, that’s the latest plan presented by Amy’s hubby’s dad. He told the BBC on Tuesday that Amy’s “addiction and her behavior are not acceptable,” and suggested that fans send a message to the singer. “Perhaps it is time to stop buying records,” Giles Fielder-Civil said. “It’s a possibility, to send that message.”

Great idea, Pops. Kind of as smart as checking out of rehab, doing drugs with a call girl, getting in a big, bloody fight and then jetting to an undisclosed Bahamian island for some R&R. Cuz that’s exactly what Amy and her fellow addict/husband Blake Fielder-Civil are doing RIGHT NOW. See? They didn’t need an intervention – they needed a Bahamavention. [Image: Getty]

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Mellencamp To Make America Hurt So Good

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john_mellencamp1.jpgJohn Mellencamp is always on the move. Dude just finished up a spooktastic musical with Stephen King (wha?), and now he might be coming to your town. The roots rocker has announced a string of dates in support of this year’s Freedom’s Road, a politically-charged disc that will undoubtedly prove action-packed in concert. Check the dates, and watch a string of his vids.

Oct. 26 Terre Haute, IN Hulman Center
Oct. 27 Champaign, IL Assembly Center
Oct. 28 Louisville, KY Freedom Hall
Oct. 30 Grand Rapids, MI Van Andel Arena
Nov. 1 Ft. Wayne, IN Memorial Coliseum
Nov. 2 Toledo, OH Seagate Centre
Nov. 3 Indianapolis, IN Conseco Fieldhouse
Nov. 6 Madison, WI Alliant Energy Center
Nov. 7 Mankato, MN Alltel Center
Nov. 9 Des Moines, IA Wells Fargo
Nov. 10 Sioux City, IA Tyson Events Center
Nov. 11 Omaha, NE Qwest Center
Nov. 14 Rockford, IL Metrocentre
Nov. 15 St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center

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