Kim Kardashian’s Butt is the Real Deal


kimface.jpgGuys, stop blabbing about Kim Kardashian having ass implants. That’s totally not true – though it could always happen in the future! That’s according to the sex tape siren, who spilled her butt beans to King magazine. She said:

“Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body.”

But when it comes to the certain saggy future of said behind, she muses, “I’m not against [plastic surgery].” So just hold your butt implant rumors for now. In about 30 years you can totally start spreading them again. [NY Post. Image. Getty]

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Britney Sleeps with Women, Hates Her Kids



If you’re in Britney overload, don’t worry – we feel your pain like a bad set of hair extenstions. She’s on the cover of practically every gossip magazine this week and according to the tabloids is doing everything from hitting on Jenna Jameson to guzzling Jameson in front of her kids. If you’re keeping tabs, here’s a list of all the Brit rumors circulating this morning.

  • Britney and her ex-assistant Shannon Funk (recently subpoenaed by K-Fed) are/were lesbian lovers
  • Brit asked nannies to sleep in her bed with her and her baby
  • She drinks to loosen up and boozes until she ends up drunk in front of her kids
  • Stripping in front of visitors and nannies is a daily habit
  • The mom of two has told her kids they were mistakes. Sadly they’re too young to understand what the hell she said, especially because her speech was most likely slurred.
  • The starlet is planning a performance comeback at the MTV VMAs next month.
  • Brit is applying to be on Flavor of Love 3. Yeah, we’re just kidding, but wouldn’t that be so effing awesome?! Her Flav name would probably be something like CrazzeeMamma or Weaviee.

[DListed, OK!, Popbytes, NY Daily News, Us Weekly, Life&Style.]

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Wednesday: Justin and Jessica Moving In Together; Brangelina’s Baby Shopping


jt081507.jpgJustin and Jessica Playing House?
The cute couple are supposedly ready to take the plunge and share a house. Get ready for baby bump watch to start in a week or two! [Life and Style]

Lindsay Sued by Car Chase Victim
A passenger in the car Linds chased last month is suing the actress. Funny how she starred in a movie about some girl with no luck, and now she has none. Karma’s a bitch to bitches! [TMZ]

Paris Parties for a Price
The heiress and her little sis are apparently shopping around their services as party hosts to Las Vegas clubs, for a price of $500,000. We didn’t realize Paris’ wallet counted as a charity. [NY Post]

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Blog Best-Of: Kelly’s Corrections


kellyr_links.jpg- Kelly Rowland is said to be prepping an expanded rerelease of her slow-selling Ms. Kelly album. It’s always smart to give people more of what they don’t want. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Katie Holmes isn’t just Tom Cruise‘s beard, she’s also his platform. Seriously, he looks taller when he stands next to her. All he needs is for her to be his top hat, and then his dream of being Abraham Lincoln will become reality. [CityRag]

- At this point, the only thing keeping Jenna Jameson from becoming Mick Jagger is two bags of silicone. Let ‘em bleed, Jen. [Best Week Ever]

- Idolator runs down its Top 50 Hottest Hotties of rock…with sexy, not to mention supernatural, results. [Idolator]

- Charm School‘s Shay and I Love New York‘s Tango present at the Ozone Awards. That they were asked to appear on stage is the real victory. [CONCRETELOOP]

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Lohan’s Ta-Tas: “A Really Big Hit”


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When in doubt, go with the sexy photo spread, right? Maxim is about to drop a new issue that features some kootchie-koo shots of Lindsay “The Black Kid Was Driving” Lohan. Somewhere in between taking the pictures, the mag’s journalists found time to get some quotes, and yes, the juiciest of ‘em is now out there making the rounds on the InterWeb.

Which part of your body garners the most attention?
My breasts have been a really big hit…

We’re wondering if that’s a leftover quote from some old Jessica Simpson chat, but I guess we’ll find out what comes after the ellipses when the mag streets next Tuesday.

One thing’s certain. Old Firecrotch looks better in that white thingee than she did on her darkest day.

Think there’s any chance Lohan will still be looking sexy after her stint in dry-out camp?

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Papa K-Fed: Custody Battle Smack Down


britney_spears.jpgAfter serving Brit’s “cousin” Alli Sims with legal papers over the weekend, K-Fed and his team of lawyers pounced on another victim, serving her manny/boyfriend/security guard Daimon Shippen with two subpoenas yesterday to testify in the couple’s latest custody hearing. Apparently Shippen “was completely surprised to be served. He was dumbfounded and in a state of shock.” What we’re most shocked about is that K-Fed can actually afford lawyers. How many copies of Playing With Fire did he sell? Five?

One of Brit’s pals is defending the singer and going after Kevin, arguing that the back up dancer really wants Britney’s other baby – her money. A source close to the star told X17, “…his dispute now is clearly for financial gain. Britney isn’t hiding anything. And why didn’t he fight for full custody of his kids with Shar Jackson if he loves his kids so much?”

Good point mystery source! Now if only you could tell us why Britney let Jayden wear one of her hats out to dinner last night. [Getty]

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Inspecting Kim Kardashian’s Ass



It seems like every time we hop online, Kim Kardashian is doing everything possible to draw attention to her giant booty. The ridiculously super-tight outfits, the over-the-shoulder pose, the sign she carries around everywhere that reads, “LOOK AT MY ASS PEOPLE!” More power to her for doing so, even though her big butt should probably be featured at a Ripley’s Believe It or Not rather than on the red carpet. Kim’s hard work finally paid off, what with the recent announcement of her new reality show on E! coming just days after the network canceled her former BFF’s show, The Simple Life. When asked about it, a threatened Paris Hilton got sassy, saying, “I’m doing a show with a huge network right now. It’s going to be a surprise.”

Sure she’s attempting to be cool about it, but we can see Paris sweating under those extensions. If even she is fearing the wrath of Kardashian’s popular lady humps, than surely Kim is set to conquer the world with that thing.

For a closer look at Kim’s behind, take a peak at the pics below. [Getty]

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Becky’s Got the Fever for More Flavor



If you’ve perused the Flavor of Love 3 casting site recently, you’ve undoubtedly noticed that Becky Buckwild, the Flavor of Love 2 and Charm School alum, has entered herself into the running to become Flav’s next top hottie. Yes, her profile is real, and yes, she’s serious about wanting another stab at Flav’s heart. It could happen, too: although the rules don’t allow for previous Flavor of Love contestants from signing up for Flav 3, it hasn’t stopped anyone from voting for Becky. So far, she’s nabbed the most votes, and almost twice as many as the second-place profile.

I talked to Becky exclusively about her desire to reconnect with Flav. During the course of our conversation, she unleashed a bombshell: “I might be having Flavor Flav’s eighth baby.” She’s not pregnant now, but she’s willing to go that far to win Flav’s heart. Seriously. Read how she explains it and her attraction to Flav after the jump…

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Michael Vick Faces NFL Suspension and Trial Alone



Alleged dog fighter Michael Vick is having a seriously sucky summer, and it’s only getting worse. Two of his co-defendants have reportedly decided to accept plea bargains in the illegal dogfighting case against them, which means that they will be testifying against the Falcon’s star quarterback in court. The third has already pleaded guilty to the charges and will also be taking the stand to rat out the football player. Vick, who pleaded not guilty to charges of “conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture,” now must decide if he too will accept a plea bargain or fight the horrific charges by himself. It’s lonely at the top, but damn, it’s way lonlier at the bottom.

Vick may also be getting the boot from the NFL, as commissioner Roger Gooddell is expected to announce his suspension from the league sometime this week (Vick was not allowed to attend the Falcons training camp in July due to the charges).

What do YOU
think? Does Vick – who allegedly funded and gambled on the dogfights and abused and killed dogs – deserves the treatment he’s getting? Should he give in and take the plea bargain or is it time for him to stand up and fight the charges against him? [ESPN, Yahoo, SI. Image: Getty]

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Boys to Men – Mission Man Band Episode 2 Recap


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Last night on Mission: Man Band, Bryan fell off the wagon. A couple of times. The former Color Me Badd-er started the episode promisingly enough: He hired a personal trainer to help him get his weight down, setting a goal to lose 25 pounds — an admirable amount. But early on there were also signs that things were headed south. Signs like Bryan calling Jack Daniel’s “Uncle Jack” and him telling Chris that the alcohol “demon is always around the corner.” It was. By the end of the episode, he’d slept through a personal training session and endangered the band’s chances of success. Read more…