Lindsay’s Mom Pays Her a Visit


Good ol’ Dina Lohan. She’s on her way to see her detoxing daughter in rehabTWO WEEKS after Lindsay was admitted. Her visit will be the first by a family member, though Lilo’s beloved bodyguard has already stopped by.

Does this seem a little weird to anyone else? Her kid’s trying to kick a coke habit, but Dina’s too busy working out the deets of her new reality tv show to notice. Maybe that’s a little harsh, cuz she is making some huge sacrifices to see her first-born. Word is that Mama-Lo’s trip will force her to miss out on the "Paws for Style" charity event she was scheduled to attend in NYC next week. She chose her daughter over dogs. How noble! I see a "Mom of the Year" award in her future!

Blog Best-Of: Alba’s Age


Jessalba_links2- Jessica Alba feels "old" at 26. It could be worse: she could feel fat at 26. [Just Jared]

- Post-prison Paris Hilton issues a statement: "I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes." Oh we have. You taught us how to laugh. HARD. [Dlisted]

- Kim Kardashian‘s butt is so padded, you could fall asleep on it. That makes it the perfect accompaniment to her boring-ass sex tape. [Best Week Ever]

- Michael Jackson called Chris Brown on his birthday to praise his music. Mike’s favorite Chris song? "Shorty Like Mine." No, really. [Crunk + Disorderly]

[Image credit: Getty]

Justin Timberlake Goes to “Rehab”


Everyone’s headed to rehab and Justin Timberlake won’t be left out. Last night during a performance in Zurich, Switzerland, the pop hunk started singing a few bars of Amy Winehouse‘s substance-friendly smash "Rehab." Now folks are suggesting the song, which J Timber changed to say "they tried to make her go to rehab," could have been a message to ex-girlfriend Britney Spears.
In other dreamy former boy bander news, Justin’s announced the first signing to his label, Tennman Records — 18-year-old YouTube phenom Esmee Denters. Through performing covers of Beyonce and Alicia Keys, Denters received 21 million hits on her YouTube postings.

Britney’s Boring Babies


OMG!  Today we finally got to see the mug of BritBrit’s less-loved second child, Jayden James (we also get to see his mom in a string bikini, but just try to ignore that mess)! Only thing is, he looks EXACTLY
like the older one, Sean Preston. Snooze. I liked him better in Britney’s belly. Still, you can’t really dis a baby. He needs to be at least, like, 2 years old before it’s okay to pick on him. Which means…little Sean P. is almost fair game. So I won’t say anything about that ridiculous bathing suit wedgie – yet. 

The Saga of Enrique’s Equipment


Enrique_dingdongSome people think of Enrique Iglesias as primarily a singer. I think of him as primarily a penis-haver. For almost two years, Enrique’s down-below microphone has stuck out in public discourse much more than his music. "Hero" schmero — Enrique proves that if you really want to make an impact, you should talk about your him-hang.

The latest word from Enrique is that he’s "huge," but that’s a recent development. Enrique’s public peen powwow started in October 2005, when he "mock seriously" told a Houston Press reporter: "The next product I’m gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people — you know, from experience. Hopefully people won’t be ashamed when I step forward." But it turned out that no one was more ashamed than Enrique.

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Thursday: Angelina Takes It Off; Lindsay’s A Gym Rat


Angelina Loves Naked Chit Chat

The sexy mom of four feels most comfortable having heart to hearts while bare-ass. Brad’s one lucky guy. [Us Magazine]

50 Cent Plots Disappearing Act

The hip-hop star is ready to take a rest from recording after dropping his next two discs. [Minsters & Critics]

LC & Heidi: Rumble In The Hills
These two frenemies are crashing each other’s shoots to secure
airtime. This behind-the-scenes battle sounds better than their show. [Us Magazine]

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Hilary: Ready for her Breakdown?



Hilary Duff recently shared her thoughts on the turn Britney Spears‘ life has taken, saying Spears’ breakdown was "inevitable." Apparently, in between cutting pop music that’s neither popular nor musical and choosing a succession of film roles that’s the celluloid equivalent of walking through a house with dog crap on your shoe, Hilary is a behavioral expert. Who knew? Says Hils:

"Being Britney Spears must be difficult. She’s been told what to do since she was young. She’s not a bad mom – she’s a first-time mom, and because she’s famous, she’s expected never to make mistakes. The pressure she’s under would get to anyone. People need to leave her alone."

Hilary, who’s also been told what to do since she was young, says she fears for her own emotional well-being. "I’m not going to stop doing what I love because I’m afraid of breaking down," she adds. Atta girl, Hils. Keep doing what you’re doing! You’re gonna look so hot with a shaved head one day, when you’re a little older! [The Post Chronicle / Image credit: Getty]

Akon: Above the Law


Akkkon_2 Akon thinks he’s above the law. The Senegalese-American was excoriated in the press for tossing a fan off the stage at an upstate New York show last Sunday. Since video of the incident hit YouTube, there have been several other significant developements. First, when Akon threw the 15-year-old into the crowd, he hit a 26-year-old woman named Abby Rosa. She suffered a concussion and wants Akon to make a public apology. Second, the 15-year-old whom Akon threw has been identified by police because his mother called the cops. How embarrassing. Third, Akon’s lawyer, Ben Brafman (formerly counsel for Diddy and Michael Jackson), released a statement to the press in which he declared that Akon did nothing wrong. What do you think? Should Akon have picked on someone his own size?

The Fantasy Interview – Larissa



In the past year of working at VH1 and covering its Celebreality slate, there’s no one that I wanted to talk to more than Charm School‘s Larissa. Unlike virtually everyone else who watches the show, I like Larissa — I don’t condone her behavior, but I admire her spunk, her sharp tongue and her commitment to making what those in the business call "good TV." I’ve talked to and even met her before, but I was really excited about discussing her turn on Charm School, which is either star-making or stomach-turning depending on what you look for in your Celebreality drama.

Imagine my disappointment when, after attempting to contact her for the past two weeks, her manager told me that Larissa was not interested in speaking about her time on the show. Imagine my despair when she chose to dish her dirt to another outlet.

As sad as this makes me, I still love her. She was eliminated from Charm School this week and I really can’t let her go without a tribute. Since I couldn’t post an interview with her, I did the next best thing: I made one up. Using sound bites from Charm School, I’ve constructed a completely hypothetical, not at all real conversation between Larissa and me. It’s after the jump — I only wish I could have experienced this level of attitude firsthand.

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Paris: The Jailbird Is Free!


Well, that didn’t last long. What started as a 45 day sentence has been reduced to a dinky 72 hours in the slammer for Paris Hilton. The word is out that The Simple Life star has just been released from jail early this morning. Too bad – she was just starting to get used the delicious dinners.

The LA County Sheriff’s Department is holding a news conference later this morning to reveal why the blonde bombshell was allowed to break out early. What do YOU think? Should the heiress have done her full time or was the three day stint behind bars long enough?

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