Beyonce Meets Destiny – On Her Ass


Not to be outdone by her Destiny’s Child group-mates (remember Michelle’s topple and Kelly’s recent stage dive?), Beyonce took a spectacular fall last night down a set of stairs while performing in Orlando. But girl’s a trooper – she gets right back up and keeps on swinging that head, shaking that booty and lip-synching the hell out of some lyrics. Good for her. She was probably just getting nervous that Kelly’s getting more famous that her and needed to remind the fans who’s boss.

Lily Not Thrilled With Courtney, Courtney Not Thrilled With Mouth


clove.JPGDon’t count on Courtney Love being one of Lily Allen‘s friends, MySpace or otherwise. A few months back, the ska popstress was spotted with walking medicine cabinet Courtney Love at Hyde, an L.A. club. Now Lily’s denying any type of friendship (via MySpace, natch), stating she now understands why Love’s a widow. “I am not bfs [best friends] w/ C Love, one night with her made me realise why KURT [Cobain] killed himself. I nearly checked into rehab,” said the always compassionate Allen.

While Allen may not care much for Love, Love’s rather consumed with not caring much for her mouth. In a brand new MySpace post (natch), Love confesses to being less than thrilled with her current mouth: “my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious sh*t its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like, and this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back, it was perfectly cute.” Do you think Court should cool it with the work?

Lindsay: Denial is a Girl’s Best Friend


lindsayinnocent.jpgAs we all know by know, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for chasing down another car while drunk and in possession of cocaine. But here is Lindsay’s take on things, in her own words, as sent to Access Hollywood‘s Billy Bush in an email:

“I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

Didn’t they teach her in those 45 days of rehab to just steer clear of drugs all together? What kind of thinking goes into “Oh, I’m not gonna snort this bag of coke, just nestle it gently against my thigh deep within my J Brand Jeans pocket. Now pass me the Grey Goose!” Come on Linds. Say a serenity prayer instead. [Yahoo. Booking Image]

Wednesday: Jay-Z’s Job Hunting; Tom and Katie Bump n’ Grind


jayz072507.jpgUsher: Tying the Knot This Weekend
The cutie crooner and his bride-to-be are supposedly set to make it official this weekend at LA Reid’s Hamptons mansion. Rumor is that Beyonce may be in attendance but not Usher’s mom. Did someone say Groomzilla? [OK! Magazine]

Christina’s Pregnancy Cravings
The pregnant pop star sent her hubby Jordy out for donuts before her Sydney performance. That baby bump must really love sweets and junk food. [A Socialite's Life]

Jay-Z: Jumping Ship as Label Head?
The Island Def Jam president may be looking to make the switch to Columbia, home to girlfriend Beyonce. Word is new Def Jam co-worker Jermaine Dupri is crampin’ Hova’s style. [NY Daily News]
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Lindsay’s Relapse: The Aftermath


Linds is hopefully settling in to her new rehab bedroom by now, ready to slowly climb back on the wagon. Her rep reports that the star is at an undisclosed treatment facility, and also released this official statement:

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Perhaps a new day will shed more on what led Lindsay to hop in a car and chase down her assistant and her assistant’s mother. And maybe we’ll also learn why the starlet was reaching out to papparazzi agencies offering to sell them photos for cash. But for now, sit back, relax, tighten that alcohol monitoring device around your ankle and enjoy the above video of a police officer and his ‘stache telling you all you need to know about Lindsay’s wild ride off the deep end.

Hottie of the Week: Lindsay Lohan


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Actress. Singer. Tabloid Princess. Since exploding on the scene in 2004′s Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan has proven herself to be a bombshell triple threat (quadruple if you take into account her moving vehicle violations). After relatively wholesome trips through the Disney remake machine (The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Herbie: Fully Loaded), Linds has branched out, and this Friday appears in the striptastic thriller I Know Who Killed Me as an imperiled young woman with a split personality.

Following her pole-friendly turn in IKWKM, La Lohan doesn’t have much on the docket except for some pending legal matters you may or may not have heard about. To help stave off the inevitable (but hopefully healthful) withdrawal caused by Lindsay’s pop culture sabbatical, enjoy the following photographic greatest hits.

Mean Hilary Makes a Fan Cry


hilary072407.jpgHilary Duff better check herself before she wrecks herself. Afterall, she’s about to become the last teen queen standing once Lindsay and Nicole are hauled off to jail (Paris and Britney are too tainted to even count anymore). But her new found position at the top of the heap hasn’t stopped Hil from being a total a-hole – to kids. The other night, while enjoying a dinner out in Texas, two nine year old girls with posters and t-shirts showed up hungry for some penned Duff love. But Joel Madden’s ex was having none of it! A source tells the NY Daily News that when the two girls approached the diva, “[Hilary] said, ‘I don’t really get to spend a lot of time with my family; sorry’ and walked out the door. She made one of the little girls cry.”

When did Hilary get famous enough to act like such a snob? Her sister Haylie we understand, but Hil? [NY Daily News. Image: Getty]

Kim Kardashian: No Class, No Clothes


kimk072407.jpgComing soon to a Playboy near you: Kim Kardashian‘s mountainous buttocks. The model socialite waste of space has already shot her spread for the nudie mag, but there’s no word yet on how much skin she’ll bare. Surely she’ll get a little rump action in, as we all know she’s down with showing her piece off.

Kim is a favorite on the LA social scene, but recently she may have taken her party hopping a little too far. The brunette bombshell showed up at the Playboy mansion for an event benefiting the Nicole Brown Foundation, a non-profit created in honor of Nicole Brown, OJ Simpson‘s ex-wife who was brutally murdered by…someone. Kim’s father, now deceased, was not just a close friend of the football star, but also happens to be one of the lawyers who got OJ off the hook. Maybe Kim should have stayed home and practiced her butt posing in the mirror or gone to see the new Harry Potter flick. We know she’s a red carpet junkie, but even addictions have limits – especially when it comes to awkward run-ins with the family of the woman whose maybe-killer your dad helped set free. [NY Post. Image:Getty]