We love the comments that we receive on this blog. A lot. They are colorful, emotional and they sometimes even mark new innovations in the field of phraseology. Since they entertain us so, we thought it would be nice to celebrate some of our favorites with a weekly post spotlighting them. This also gives us a chance to respond and that’s what the VH1 Blog is all about: leaving no keen insight behind.
From Rock of Love: First Look:
cutie-pie for sure Says: "yall is just trying to be like flave wit yall retared buts yall is some haters but i am going to see wat the show is about."
We say: Your resistance breaks down right before our eyes, cutie-pie for sure. You’ll be rocking a bandana and whistling "Unskinny Bop" in no time. Whether or not you want to admit it, you are Bret Michaels’ future biggest fan. We can tell just from your writing.
From Kim To Become Kardashi-cat:
Suck iT Says: "I’ve seen that girl naked and I think Its a great Idea. Now the Pussycat Dolls should make a tape TOGETHER?"
We say: Great idea! Even better idea? A recap of the orgy you imply. We can’t wait to grab those
asses screen shots. Let’s all pray that it happens.
From K-Fed Can’t Stop Makin’ Babies:
sexy tee Says: "kevin is a man and a man is going to hit whatever is thrown at him…"
We say: That kind of makes emphasizing your sexiness pointless, eh, tee?
From Angelina or the Egg?
Toshia Says: "I THINK YOU SHOULD PULL THIS STORY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOUR WRITERS ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS WHO CAN’T GET IT UP SO THEY HAVE TO PREY AND FOCUS ONE SOMEONE WHO IS DOING GOING FOR HERSELF AND OTHERS. GET A LIFE AND GET OVER THE FACT THAT SHE DIDN’T WANT YOUR AZZ THERE. ANGELINA I ADMIRE YOUR SPIRIT. NOTE TO THE WISE VH1: GOD DO NOT LIKE WHEN YOU MESS WITH HIS ANGELS!!!! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU ARE WRITING STORIES LIKE THIS!
BURN IN HELL VH1 OR WHOMEVER APPROVED THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We say: Given that death sentence we can assume that you aren’t one of God’s angels, Toshia? Are you one of Charlie’s, even? Anyway the "angels" comment is irrelevant because Angelina Jolie isn’t an angel. She’s a saint. Duh.
From Charm School Recap – Episode 8 – Brooke Breaks:
It’s Me B*#$%&@!!!!!!!!! Says: " The show is wayyyyy more boring without Larissa. Boo!!"
We say: Shut up, Larissa.