Comic Catfight: Jon Lovitz vs. Andy Dick

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Fights in Hollywood are nothing out of the ordinary, but when it’s two comedians busting heads, something is definitely goin’ down! Take the latest run-in between SNL alum Jon Lovitz and infamous addict and all-around crazy guy Andy Dick at LA comedy club the Laugh Factory. Jamie Masada, owner of the club, described the beatdown: "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Wow – it sounds just like a really bad fight in some crappy comedy movie.

Sadly there’s nothing funny about the history behind the battle. Lovitz blames Dick for the death of his BFF, funnyman Phil Hartman,
for it was Andy who hooked up Hartman’s wife Brynn with cocaine after
she had been sober for ten years (a moved that reportedly angered Phil). She then killed Hartman and herself a
few months later. When Lovitz later filled his late friend’s shoes on News Radio,
he "told Andy, ‘I wouldn’t be here now if you hadn’t given Brynn that
cocaine.’ "

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Tangled Up In Bob

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The first clips from the much-talked about Bob Dylan biopic I’m Not There have leaked, and Cate Blanchett’s Bob impression is downright spooky. The scene imagines the first meeting between Dylan and Allen Ginsberg, played by David Cross. Blanchett’s one of six actors depicting the Voice of a Generation, along with Christian Bale, Heath Ledger and Richard Gere. The film was supposed to hit theaters in September, but rumor has it that it will probably be delayed until next year.

Rock of Love: Rockin’ Drunken Extra

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You probably don’t remember Faith faith from the first episode of Rock of Love. Pretty and sweet-voiced, she didn’t make herself known by humping Bret, playing with her boobs, bickering with the other girls or general drunkenness. Until now (at least in the last case — we’re still holding out for a nipple tweak).

The unaired clip below features Faith tipsily stumbling around the house with no other girls in sight (maybe they’d all passed out at this point?). She cheerfully threatens us with a good time ("Do you want a reality? Seriously?") and then delivers, going from pleasant to belligerent over the course of the mesmerizing 6-minute clip. The highlight comes a suddenly camera-shy Faith demands that a crew member stop "promoting" her. "Do you have any insanity to you? Do you have any humanity to you? Is that collaborative to you? It is." It would appear that ain’t bitch no bad enough to step front in her face, either.

Anyway, this clip reiterates two things that we already knew: 1) Drunk girls rule. 2) Rock of Love could very well be the reason that television was invented. Enjoy.

G’Day Mate: Meet Paris’ New Aussie Beau

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Paris was spotted getting cuddly (and sandy) on the beach in Malibu this weekend with an Australian surfer named Tyler Atkins. The pair played with the heiress’ new puppy and examined tattoos on Tyler’s body before supposedly making out like crazy. In true Paris form she rocked a bikini and big black heels, tip toeing along that fine line between rich LA girl hot and drag queen hot.

Atkins is a 21-year old Australian t-shirt designer who is pals with Paris’ surfing instructor – the same guy who is also dating her BFF. He basically looks like a Down Under knockoff of Stavros. To really get to know this surfer dude, check out his MySpace page and these two YouTube interviews (linked below), in which he says "heavy" ten thousand times and dishes on his move to LA, the time he got busted at the airport with traces of cocaine on his guitar, and the famous young starlet who drugged him and "forced" him into a threesome. Any guesses on who that might be?

Dad Rock: Eyelined Rockers and Their New Additions

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Gc Good Charlotte rocker (and alleged Nicole Richie babydaddy) Joel Madden has finally put everyone’s mind at ease and addressed the biggest rumor that’s circulating these days: he’s never even heard of the baby boutique Petit Tresor. The boutique was early on cited as the source point for the the near-hysterical speculation as to whether Madden’s waifish girlfriend Nicole Richie is pregant or not. Madden goes on to mention he hasn’t smoked in a week. Thanks for nothing, Joel.

In actual baby news, Killers frontman Brandon Flowers became a dad on Saturday when his wife Tana gave birth to a boy, whose name has not been released. Both mother and baby are reportedly doing well, and Flowers is said to be "thrilled."

Tuesday: Lily’s Nip Slip; Brit P*sses Off Animal Rights Group

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Katie Holmes is Hot and Cruise-Free
Though she’s married to the most possessive guy in Hollywood, Katie hit up the Hairspray premiere by herself looking sexy and single. Maybe Tom got stuck babysitting Suri? [Just Jared]

Rehabbed Lindsay Clubs Like Crazy
After 45 days in rehab, Lindsay’s gotta satisfy her quench for the clubs. She’s been spotted  making up for lost time while downing energy drinks at hot spots in Vegas and LA. [People]

Video: Lily Allen Flashes Third Nipple
The British songstress gives the world a peek at her extra nip on a UK comedy show. [WWTDD]

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Blog Best-Of: Trump’s Temptation

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Trump_links- Donald Trump has invited Rosie O’Donnell to join the upcoming season of The Apprentice. In addition to be an all-celebrity edition, it will also be an all hair-pulling edition. Expect an even more visible scalp on the Donald by the season’s end! [Dlisted]

- Paris Hilton shows off some nipple while surfing. At this point, a nip slip for Paris is when her breasts accidentally stay in her top. [Egotastic!]

- Rihanna says she wants to be “the black Madonna.” On your knees, then, girl! You’ve got work to do! [Bossip]

- Britney Spears carries a small dog around like it’s a piece of meat. Which it very well could be: something tells me that that dog’s gonna wind up between two pieces of bread. [CityRag]

- Justin Timberlake is set to open a barbeque restaurant in New York this week. After all, what goes better with ribs than blue-eyed peas? [Just Jared]

Video: Kelly Rowland Collapses Onstage

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The Destiny’s Child star turned solo artist took a tumble while performing at a concert in Nigeria this weekend. The spill happened as she was beginning a performance of "Say My Name" for a crowd of screaming fans. After being taken to a local hospital Rowland was treated for dehydration and released. Her new album, Miss Kelly, is already a huge hit, debuting last week in the number six spot on the Billboard Album Charts. Maybe BeyoncĂ© got jealous and meddled with Kelly’s water supply! Or…maybe she was just damn hot n’ thirsty. You can’t blame us for hoping for a little scandal amongst friends! Check out a video of her fall and diagnosis her yourself. Get well Kelly!

Diddy: Gettin’ Ready to Pay up?

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‘s left a trail of baby mama’s in his ladykillin’ wake, and it’s about to take a big toll on his bank account. The NY Post revealed that the mogul already pays ex Misa Hylton-Brim around $30, 000 a month in child support for their son Justin. But now the newly single Sean Combs may end up dishing out a big bundle of cash each month to support the three kids he has with recent ex Kim Porter. Divorce lawyer Raoul Felder
told the paper: "With Misa Hylton-Brim receiving approximately $30,000 a month, there
is no reason that Ms. Porter shouldn’t be able to get close to $100,000
or more per month in child support. That amount accounts for Porter having three children
with Combs and inflation in the years since Misa received the ruling in
her case."

But for now though it seems Diddy ain’t worried about his dough, cuz he’s got better things to think about – like the hot blonde who was spotted on his arm at his "All White Diddy Affair" in Baltimore Friday night. Who needs to worry about child support when there are ladies to mack? [NY Post, TMZ]

Pics: Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Bonanza

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In what could easily go down as the creepiest pic of the week, Jessica Simpson (with her parents and hairdresser Ken Paves in tow) gives us her best O mouth while watching models debut her new swimwear line in Miami. The bathing suits, which Jess says she is "beyond excited" about, range in style "from all-American girl to bohemian." At the fashion show, Jess got so worked up she exclaimed, "I don’t even know what to do with myself!" Shutting that mouth would probably be a good start.

More pics of bikinis, Kim Kardashian and Papa Joe Simpson – under the cut!

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