Check out some additional pictures that weren’t included in our behind-the-scenes look at the Rock of Love reunion. There’s a girls-putting-their-faces-on motif below — those faces don’t paint themselves!
We can not – must not – try to understand or explain the insane life choices of Britney Spears. Instead all we can do is sit and watch and marvel. And now, we can have her make us a drink too! Yes, Brit is desperate for a career change, and last week the starlet applied to be a BARTENDER at the Cameo Bar at LA’s Viceroy Hotel. Filled out an application and everything. You know – to be someone who serves customers drinks and listens to their problems. Right up her alley, obviously.
This is the perfect job for a washed-up millionaire mom of two. She probably even has a signature drink she wants you to enjoy! Her recipe:
Britney’s Night Out in a Glass
- 5 shots of generic, cheap house vodka
- 1 squirt of Coca Cola
- 7 packets Taco Bell Border Sauce – Hot Flavor
- Shaken, not stirred
- Two Marlboro Light Menthol cigarettes crumbled on top as garnish (it’s minty ya’ll!)
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Britney’s Naked Hot Tub Makeout Session
Mary Alice Stephenson is the co-host of America’s Most Smartest Model, the game show where chiseled specimens of humanity compete to discredit a musty pop-culture cliche: that pretty people are dumb. (Guess what? They’re not.)
We caught up with Mary Alice after the premiere to learn the inside dope on what went down, and to get her take on style in general. Interview after the jump.
Last month’s announcement of open calls for Rock of Love 2 kicked off widespread speculation on which rocker would rule the house — names like Tommy Lee, Mark McGrath and Dave Navarro batted around the Internet buzz. Now, the VH1 Blog exclusively can reveal that Rock of Love 2 will star none other than Bret Michaels, who’s ready to give reality TV dating another shot after things fizzled with Rock of Love winner Jes.
Expect more girls (20, to be exact), more challenges, more turn-ons and more diabeetus in the second season of Rock of Love, which is coming…well, sooner than you might think!
Nicole Rocks Bikini in Australia
Is it wrong to hate a pregnant woman for looking better in bikinis than you do? [Just Jared]
Britney Finally Sees Her Sons
The boys and a parenting coach came to Brit’s house for a visit – so she waddled around her yard yapping on a cell phone while the children played. Daddy – help! [NYDN]
Lily Allen: Hypnotized to Get Skinny
The singer was hypnotized into enjoying exercise and eating. Because how else could you get her to do anything? [Us Weekly]
Tom Cruise’s Cursed Film
Much of the film for Tommy’s new movie about a German soldier is unusable and must be shot again. Let’s see Scientology save ya now, buddy! [People]
Foxy Pens Song in the Slammer
Look out! Foxy’s pissed at a certain NY newspaper and is taking her threats to the page. Good thing she’s gonna be locked up for a while. [NY Post]
Welcome, y’all. We’re finally rolling on our big show and want you to participate by blasting off comments on all the action. Who’s rocking? Who’s looking sharp? Who’s dropping the ball? Where were you when you first heard that track? What MCs are you listening to these days? Stake your claim in the comments section and pass the ball around.
IM a pal right now and get on it, we’re about to start.
10:01: Connecting the dots between Paid in Full and “Laffy Taffy.” Not bad, TM.
10:07: Holla! Guess will.i.am did the best “ra-ta-ta-ta,” but that whole spray of Missy imitators was sweet. Flipping it and reversing it…and what about Missy’s Prince shirt?
10:13: What are Missy‘s hippest tracks? And what’s Tweet been up to?
10:15: Wonder if Eve does look like a Halle Berry poster?
10:18: Nelly F. definitely learned a thing or two from her time spent at Timbaland U.
10:20: I’m thinking Mary J’s Chevy tune is hipper than T.I.‘s Chevy tune.
10:24: Diddy rocking Teddy. If you think he’s red-zoning, punch up “My Prerogative” and pretend you’re back in the Arsenio era.
10:30: Dude, when’s Doug E. Fresh getting his day in the sun?
10:30: Let us know if you have Superhead‘s number in yr celly.
10:40: How many of you guys are downloading “No Diggity” right now?
10:44: Looks like Virginia has been good to Teddy Riley. Zoom Zoom.
10:47: When Busta‘s adrenaline is up in the trillions, we got trouble. Guess that Tribe salute is going to rock.
10: 50: Anyone here ever mix that wild style mess that Tracy just talked about? Ketchup?
10:59: Lots of old school everything in the Wild Style nod, but leave it to KRS-One to bring Jena 6 into the action.
11:07: Brooklyn is in the house. What’s the cooler WHODINI joint, “Friends” or “Freaks”?
11:11: How many Mr. Magic fans out there? Give mom a call and find out what the story is.
11:13: “If you need a beat, take one of mine” – THAT’S how they shared back then.
11:19: Could these dances have come out out of ATL?
11:22: Keitel rhyming – guess hip-hop has gone into weird places.
11:25: The first disc Snoop bought was “Ring My Bell.” What’s the first one you bought?
11: 28: Quick vote: Does Ice-T still have it?
11:35: That’s some major bling on Snoop‘s mic hand. They got a safe in the green room?
11:51: No one’s got a voice like Q-Tip.
11:56: Lots on energy going down here. Just about time for some label to swoop in and kick a new disc by Tribe, yes?
11:59: And we out. Who’s up for the Gotti story? Talk amongst yourselves…
Mac Attack! Posted at 9:50PM EST
She kept Midget Mac! Are you popping the champagne yet?
New York cut Doc, Ears, Milliown and Champion. Did she make the right decisions? Any early frontrunners of the guys she did keep?
A Tribe Called Quest is being celebrated for their ingenuity and creativity tonight on Hip Hop Honors, but one of its members, Phife Dawg, gets extra respect for the courage he’s brought to his battle against diabetes. The ailment afflicts a big chunk of the African American population; reports tell us that 13 percent of blacks over the age of 20 suffer with the condition. Phife, one of the Tribe’s founding members, is fighting the condition with dialysis, and a recent switch in treatments has made him feel much better, one of the reasons he was able to participate in the Honors show.
After getting to spend a little quality time with Ice-T behind-the-scenes at Hip Hop Honors, there were a few other highlights from the evening that won’t be broadcast on tonight’s show.
* “You Already Knew It, But Didn’t Want to Know It”: Ice-T and Coco have mirrors over their bed.
* Requisite Britney Spears Reference: Salt N’ Pepa made mention of the pop-wreck and the perils of fame when they visited the press room.
* Best advice for up-and-coming artists looking for guidance from their elders: “Not f*cking up $400,000.” — WHODINI
* Mos Def will star as Grandmaster Busy Bee in a biopic of the MC’s life.
* Andre Harrell wants to make the story of New Jack Swing into a Broadway musical.
In addition to the upcoming projects and cautionary tales, some felt moved to comment on the state of hip-hop:
“Hip-hop’s getting raggedy. It’s not quality music anymore.” — Snoop
“I feel like a lot of criticism has been made about hip-hop over the past year. Some of it was quite public, over the past few weeks, in terms of mock battles between artists and their record sales. A lot of people are questioning the substance, and speaking as one of the members of A Tribe Called Quest, I’m happy that part of our legacy was that we were about positivity, music and being substantive and including all people.” — Q-Tip
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Pam Anderson has married the man of her dreams – Rick Salomon, the 39-year old sex tape partner of Paris Hilton. What a catch! The couple – who count Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Shannen Doherty amongst their former spouses – got married in Vegas on Saturday night. The ceremony took place in between Pam’s two shows with magician Hans Klok, followed by a late-night reception. We wish them the best for their
couple of months lifetime together! They’ll need it. [Us Weekly/People. Image:Getty]