Blog Best-Of: Jessica’s Juggs

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Jsimp_linksJessica Simpson attends the Fashion Institute Gala. Her charitable donation is her cleavage. [Egotastic!]

- Rose McGowan has acknowledged some, but not all of her plastic surgery. Do not believe her lies! [Dlisted]

- Wait a minute…Avril Lavigne can smile? And here I thought she lacked the facial muscles that would allow her to do so. Amazing. [CityRag]

- Diddy and Nelly share a tender embrace. Homoeroticism: a surefire way to preserve your sexy. [Bossip]

- Melanie Griffith is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein, a socialite who looks like a cat. That’s a really roundabout way of trying to attract Siegfried and/or Roy. [Best Week Ever]

Paris Bites Back

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Paris_revenge_2For maybe the first time in her adult life, Paris Hilton isn’t going down…without a fight, that is. The entitled socialite has filed an appeal to revoke the 45-day jail sentence she has been slapped with for violating probation. Plus, Paris is taking her plea (and her warped notion of justice) to the people: a recent post on her MySpace urges fans to sign (or, per her spelling, "sihn") a petition that will end up on California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s desk, begging for pardon. The petition must be read to be believed, but here’s a little taste of the best of what it has to offer: "[Paris] provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives." More than 2,000 people have signed it so far — that’s a lot of self-loathing all in one place!

And speaking of self-loathing, Paris’s ex-publicist, Elliot Mintz, is now her ex-ex-publicist. He was rehired Monday night, having been fired over not informing Paris that her license was suspended. Now at least for one man, beauty and excitement lives!

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Tuesday: Asia’s A Tough Doll, The Hoff Is Blocked From His Kids

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Asia2 Asia: From the Hood to Pussycat Doll
The 19-year-old winner from the Bronx talks hate, jealousy, having to watch her back, and getting pregnant in high school. [New York Post]

Judge Bans Hasselhoff From Kids
The actor’s visitation rights were suspended after his drunk-hamburger-eating-on-the-floor incident hit the Internet. [E! Online]

Nick Cannon Proposes to Model
The MTV star and his Victoria’s Secret girlfriend of three months are apparently engaged. Sorry ladies. [New York Post]

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Idols Stay Alive: How Deep Is Their Love?

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The choices are endless: everything from "Staying Alive" to "Words" to "Nights on Broadway" are up for grabs. So it’s tough to predict what Barry Gibb songs the final four are going to do tonight on American Idol. The oldest member of the Bee Gees is this week’s mentor, and though he’s had some trouble lately, he quipped on his Idol diary that’s he’s had fun schooling Blake, LaKisha, Jordin, and Melinda over the last few days.

Which Bee Gees tune do you think each contestant will tackle tonight?

Sanjaya Loves…New York?

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Call it a ploy for another 15 minutes. Call it a further bid to prove his heterosexuality. Call it crazy, or whatever else you want, but the fact is that booted Idol Sanjaya Malkar may be heading up his greatest American swindle yet by trying out for I Love New York 2. ILoveNewYork2.com now features a profile purportedly created by Sanjaya. Included are some shots, a video of him playing with Sour Patch Kids (is that a comment on New York’s personality?) and a brief message that includes the line, "…When I saw the opportunity to get jiggy with New York, I saw a way to even top my pony-hawk!!" It’s now the No. 2 highest-ranked profile — it could be No. 1 within hours.

Of course, it’s not likely that Sanjaya could make the show — at 17, he’s too young, for one thing (contestants must be at least 21). Additionally, there’s no evidence that the profile isn’t the work of an outside prankster — there are no exclusive images and the aforementioned video has been available on YouTube for over a month. Still, can you imagine the sparks that would fly if he did make it on the show? We’d have another 12 Pack in our hands, if you get my drift. Wink, wink…awkward smile.

Linkin Park Hit the Road with My Chem

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It was like the Rock U.N. yesterday afternoon, with members of Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday converging on midtown to announce the Projekt Revolution bill and tour dates. Eschewing "the printed up stuff from management," Linkin Park members Chester Bennington and Mike Shinoda quickly invited My Chemical Romance lead singer Gerard Way and Taking Back Sunday members Adam Lazzara and Matt Rubano up on stage, uniting the three bands who will form the main stage of Projekt Revolution. "We can’t wait to get out there and destroy everything in our path," said Bennington. Ironically, in the midst of all that destruction, the band announced PR will be a "green" tour. Also, My Chemical Romance will reunite with recently departed guitarist Mikey Way, and for the first time they’ll be switching up their set and playing more than just their latest The Black Parade in its entirety, though MCR do promise to bring as much of their arena show to the tour as possible. "Maybe we’ll get new uniforms," Way said.

You going? Tour dates after the jump!

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Blog Best-Of: Star’s Sombrero

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Star_links- Star Jones wears a hat to the Kentucky Derby that makes her head look small, for once. Now, that’s what I call fashion! [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Amy Winehouse may be the next Bond girl. Like Casino Royale, the film will be a remake of sorts: From Russia With a Hangover and Vomit in My Hair. [Dlisted]

- Kirsten Dunst is so clueless that she messes up the side-boob thing. Can’t she do anything right?!? [CityRag]

- While performing at USC, the Game takes a tumble from the stage. Too bad he didn’t fall into a pit of hungry feminists. [CONCRETELOOP]

- Britney Spears‘ baseball cap echoes the collective sentiment of her concert attendees when they realized they paid $125 to see an 11-minute show. [A Socialite's Life]

Jones to Cam: “I Can’t Be Next to You”

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070507_jimjones After his infamous anti-snitching interview on 60 Minutes, the world knows how ridiculously much loyalty means to Cam’ron. But do his closest friends even have the Dipset head honcho’s back?

Apparently not.

In an interview with Hot 97′s Miss Info, Dipset rapper Jim Jones (left) said that he hasn’t spoken with Cam’ron in a year and considers their friendship to be more of a burden than a blessing. "I’m through (with) being in hot water because of (Cam’ron)," Jones is quoted as saying on Miss Info’s blog. "I kept quiet out of loyalty … But now I can’t be next to you."

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Evanescence: Now Two Members Lighter!

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Evanescence continues to hemorrhage members — and the implication is that the feeling isn’t exactly mutual. Guitarist John LeCompt and drummer Rocky Gray have parted company with pretty little goth-lete Amy Lee. Said LeCompt, “There’s absolutely no loyalty in this band.” Gray concurs, though apparently he’s been served a gag order to keep him from talking. That hasn’t stopped him from sharing some of his feelings on his MySpace page, however: “The way they spin it, I’m not even allowed to say I quit the group, I guess. But the news is out there, so, there ya’ go. I need to have a lawyer read over all that mess to tell me what, when and how I can tell you all — the REAL FANS — what really went down, if I ever can, haha.” What do you think went down?