Paris: 10 Pounds Skinnier and Starving


Paris has reportedly lost 10 pounds in jail after refusing to eat. The heiress, who stands tall at 5 feet 8 inches, is allegedly down to 100 pounds. When Nicole hears this, she’ll be volunteering to be locked up before her trial even starts! A source on the inside said that her guards got worried and "threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating." She’s since managed to get a few bites down, says the spy, but Paris is still all sorts of messed up: pale, weak and sporting matted hair due to the lack of shampoo in the clink.

This begs the question: what will she look like when she walks free on June 25th? Is the celebutante gonna let the world see her in this kind of disheveled state? Hell, Britney does, so why not, Paris!? Either way, Monday will be her moment of reckoning, when she’ll either head down a path of goodwill and charity fueled by self-help books, or return to her ways of panty flashing and party crashing. But before she does anything, she’ll probably head to In-n-Out Burger first and eat her way back up to 110

Avril: Desperate for Screen Time


Avril She may be way more “hardcore” than Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears, but the punk pop starlet wants what they got. No, not a divorce by the age of 25, but a movie career. Thesinger is reportedly in talks with Sony BMG (also her record label) to star in a”thriller feature film,” a source tells Page Six, “playing kind of a white-trash girl.”

Hm. How badly does Avril want us to make a joke right here? It’d be too easy, so we’ll just offer this bit of advice. Before she steps in front of the camera, she may want to sit down with some popcorn and watch the extended versions of Crossroads and Employee of the Month. Or perhaps Glitter, or maybe anything Madonna has done. The list goes on and on. Watch out Avril! Stick to what you know – gold records and silly outfits.

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Brit’s a Slave for Booze


Brit2_2 Sean and Jayden’s mama supposedly hit up Lola’s in Los Angeles last week, and tossed back a few cocktails. The bar’s manager told Us Weekly, "She had two Jack [Daniels] and Cokes and an orange-flavored martini, her whole visit was pretty low-key and she didn’t seem drunk."

Now, Britney is enough of a mess sober that she should probably steer clear of something that’s gonna make her go really crazy (check out these bizarre NSFW pics of Brit trying to keep her dress on in the middle of the day for proof). But we’re confused – was she ever even an alcoholic? Yes, we know she went nuts and boozed way too hard and skipped out on panties and cuddled with Paris for a while. And sure, she went to rehab. But didn’t she have post partum depression or something? She did say on her own site that while hitting "rock bottom," she doesn’t "think that it was alcohol or depression." And what’s better or more trustworthy than a self diagnosis? We’ll drink to that! Cheers, Britney!

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Who’s Preggers Now? Christina, Maybe That’s Who


Way to go, Christina Aguilera! The New York Post is reporting that the singer might be pregnant by her husband Jordan Bratman. How refreshingly normal. Not normal? U.K. rag The Sun says that the singer has also purchased Ozzy Osbourne‘s L.A. mansion, a home which, according to Ozzy, was something like the house in The Amityville Horror. Said the Prince of Darkness, "The house holds bad memories for me because it reminds me of the terrible time Sharon got cancer and of times when me and the kids were doped out of our minds." So . . . yeah. Good luck with that, Christina. Here’s hoping your moving crew includes a priest. In other news, The Sun is also reporting that Jack Osbourne slept with Paris Hilton. If you were looking forward to your Wednesday making sense, you’ve come to the wrong place.

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Fergie: Hot for Liars


Josh_fergThe Seacrest-y and zesty Josh Duhamel has revealed the details of his first face-to-face encounter with his longtime girlfriend Fergie. Surprisingly, no barf bags were involved. They met in 2004 on the set of Josh’s show Las Vegas, on which the Black Eyed Peas performed. Says Josh of the magic moment:

"After they finished rehearsing, I was walking out, and all of a sudden she was walking toward me. I was like, Oh boy. She stopped. And this is so sad, but I said, in this desperate voice, ‘You’re hot!’"

Josh was either lying or showing that his definition of "hot" has nothing to do with the rest of the English-speaking world’s definition of hot. Either way, Fergie bought it. Sad. But Josh is so macho, right? He should have asked her if she needed a fillin’. Or he could have simply just grabbed his crotch at her. If the shot above (from 2005) is any indication, she’s into that. [People / Image credit: Getty]

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Stop! Or Fab’s Mom Will Shoot


Fabpg Fabolous may have the No. 2 selling record in the country, but he still needs his mama. At a record release party for his album From Nothin’ to Somethin’ at Level, Fab’s mom Deborah Jackson took it upon herself to kick groupies out of the club’s VIP area, informing them, "You do not belong here!" The rapper, whose album sold over 158,000 records in its first week, also barged into the club early, with his bodyguards shoving the hostess after she told Fab and co. it’d be a few minutes, according to Page Six.

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Angelina Gives, Gets No Love


Jolie has apologized for her attempt to ban certain news organizations from The Mighty Heart premiere (and took no responsibility for it, which is always the smart way to go), but apparently the skinny star can’t stop trying to control the media. She allegedly kept Us Weekly and Life & Style magazines from attending the film’s press junket, allowing in only OK! and People, an Angelina ally. A source says that she’s "a control freak." I think just "freak" might be an accurate description, too.

Needless to say, some people are a little p*ssed, and sure, it’s kinda ridiculous that she banned certain TV channels and publications from covering a movie based on a journalist’s pursuit of the truth. We get it. But this is Saint Angelina that we’re talking about! She adopts kids and donates money and works for the UN, and therefore can do no wrong! All is forgiven whenever Angie makes mistakes. Even that blood necklace is long forgotten. What blood necklace, you ask? Exactly.

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Wednesday: Lindsay Loves Rehab; Rihanna’s Been a Bad Girl


Pics: TomKat the Cutest Family Ever?

They may be kind of wacky sometimes, but they’re also totally adorable. Check out these pics of Tom, Katie and little Suri and see for yourself. [Just Jared]

Lindsay Extends Rehab Stint
The troubled starlet was set to be released from treatment at the end of this week, but Lilo is reportedly taking rehab so seriously, that she’s decided to stick around past the normal 30 days. [NY Post]

Paris Speaks: No Special Treatment
Paris supposedly wants the world to know that she’s being treated just like every other inmate in the Lynwood jail. But don’t worry, when she leaves she’ll go back to being better than everyone else. [TMZ]

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Charm School Gets Soundtracked



Attention Charm School fans: while we haven’t given you the finale, we did give you a treat Sunday night in the clips show. That hooky beat that’s been stuck in your head since Sunday? That’s R&B siren Emily King‘s first single, "Walk in My Shoes" and it turns out she’s a fan of the show, too. "Mo’Nique‘s the best part of the show," says King. "[But] they all stand out in their own way," she says of the show’s contestants. As for how she’d be? "I’d probably be the quiet one, watching it all go down, not feeding into the drama."

To find out more about Emily King, check out the interview she did when she stopped into the VH1 offices.

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Blog Best-Of: Paula’s Primer


Paula_links2- Paula Abdul is writing a self-help book. Whether she intends it or not, the book is for drug users – if you’re turning to Paula Abdul for help, you are high. [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Lindsay Lohan‘s buddy Samantha Ronson responds to Candy Spelling‘s open-letter contributions to TMZ: "Does she honestly think anyone cares what she has to say?" Who says irony is dead? [Dlisted]

- D. L. Hughley kinda sorta agrees with Imus’ infamous words about the Rutgers Basketball Team. Because if he didn’t, we wouldn’t have any reason to mention him, you know? [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Has Beyoncé gotten liposuction? If so, we finally have an answer to the age-old question: her body is, indeed, too bootylicious. [CityRag]

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