Radiohead: Interweb Svengalis

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Avant-garde British critical darlings Radiohead continue to leak new album material on their website. For all the fans out there jonesing for the high, sweet, deathly sound of Thom Yorke’s voice and the funereal music that usually backs it, enterprising individuals have assembled the audio clip into a YouTube clip, posted here [thanks, NME!]. The tracks that appear in the clip are "Open Pick," "? (New Song?, I Froze Up?, Burn the Witch?)," "All I Need,"  "Down Is the New Up," "Arpeggi," and "Bangers N’ Mash." The latter is British for "sausage and mashed potatoes," which, we’ve found, is the only cure for a case of the Mondays. Yummy.

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Posh & The Cruises Get Creepy in Spain

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Tomkat joined Posh and her kids as they cheered on hubby David Beckham‘s final soccer (football, if you’re from the rest of the world) match with Spain’s Real Madrid. Now, most people hit up sporting events in face paint, faded t-shirts, and caps proclaiming team loyalty. This crew showed up like they were about to catwalk into some strange funeral-fashion show.

What is at all necessary about these outfits (click for pics)? Katie’s strange stripped minidress? Posh’s skintight black bodysuit held together by pink neon duct tape? Tom’s dress shirt opened ever so slightly to reveal his plastic chest? The matching hairdos? The sunglasses at night? The making out?

Beck’s team won, but the fans probably couldn’t even enjoy the fun because of all the celeb-insanity that was going on around them. The only normal ones there were the three Beckham boys, who matched in tiny versions of their dad’s uniform. But give them a few years and they’ll be all crazy and throwing bricks at people in Hollywood, just like another famous Brit offspring.

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Monday: Olsens Want Lots of Cash; Britney’s Trash Talk Caught on Tape

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Olsens: Demanding Big Bucks for B-Day Pics

Mary Kate and Ashley are shopping around photos from their chill 21st birthday dinner for $300,000. It’s definitely worth that much dough to find out if these two actually eat. [NY Daily News]

Justin Kicks Lady Love Off Tour

Timberlake, off touring in Europe, has sent current arm candy Jessica Biel back to the States so he could focus on doing stellar shows. It’s got be distracting when your woman’s buffer than you! [TMZ]

Pics: Jen’s Shirtless Beau is All That
Aniston’s super-hot new man, model Paul Sculfor, appeared shirtless on her balcony, leaving the world to wonder, "Brad who?" [X17]

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The Weekly Wrap-Up: Britney Blogs, Kelly Cancels, Paris Becomes a Cartoon

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Links to Reality

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- There’s more than one way to get Buckwild – Charm School‘s Becky hosts a weekly Internet radio show Sundays at 6:30 ET. It is awesome. And we’re not just saying that because this week, we’re on it. [Blog Talk Radio]

- If you’re excited for Rock of Love, you aren’t alone – check out this brief clip of a concert audience chanting to show their anticipation. [Bret Michaels' MySpace]

- Celebrity Fit Club‘s Ant has choice words on Joe Rogan‘s etiquette. Who does he think he is, Mo’Nique? [TMZ.com]

- Donald Trump is teaming with Fox for a show that provides "a stern course on debutante manners" to wild women. Hmmm…that concept sounds familiar. Where have we seen something like that before? [Radar Online]

- When Charm School is over, there will still be plenty of Mo’Nique to go around – her next F.A.T. Chance pageant is set to air July 28 on Oxygen. [ETOnline]

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- Just in case you missed it: here’s a feature on I Love New York‘s Tango where he extols the virtues of Jay-Z and My Chemical Romance, alike. Eclectic!

Ross Matthews is named Hot Slut of the Month on Dlisted. See? Appear on Celebrity Fit Club and all of your dreams come true. [Dlisted]

- Think you know Celebreality? Try out this game and give yourself an ego boost.

Flame On: Fiery Words with Chris Evans

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Chris Evans plays charismatic confirmed bachelor Johnny Storm, aka the Human Torch, in Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Reprising his role from the first film, he sat down to explain why comic books make poor seduction tools, who the Silver Surfer might be and why La-La Land is like a really hard game of chess.

Childhood Dreams . . . Teenage Nightmares
It’s fun being a superhero. It’s every little kid’s dream. But as a kid, I didn’t read a lot of comic books. I didn’t watch a lot of TV. I was outside, getting dirty, putting frogs in girls’ hair and sh*t like that. Comics aren’t so good [for flirting] especially when you’re 14, 15. That’s when it’s a problem.

The Tao of Torch
Johnny Storm is very self-involved. Everyone says "cocky" and "arrogant," but I think he’s very present. I think he loves life. He loves to laugh and have a good time. He’s very unaware of his own actions, which is probably a great way to live, if he wasn’t so insensitive. I think he’s just very much in the moment. I think that’s why he doesn’t dwell in the past or stress about the future.

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Blog Best-Of: Angelina’s Addition

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Angelina_links2- Angelina Jolie says she and Brad Pitt could end up with as many as 14 kids. With each one they acquire, you’ll feel a little bit worse about yourself. [Dlisted]

- Cameron Diaz‘s ass is at least five times more entertaining then Shrek the Third. FACT! [CityRag]

- Isaiah Washington is photographed dressed as a priest on the set of…something. Following his anti-gay comments, we can’t tell if this is irony or penance. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Britney Spears is auditioning backup dancers. She’s not touring, just ovulating. [Just Jared]

- And speaking of Britney, former lover J.R. Rotem is spilling the beans on their sex. " I f***ed Britney…tractor style." That’s a lie. Everybody knows that Britney only does it trailer style. [A Socialite's Life]

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The Hoff Wins Custody of Kids

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After a long and grueling court battle, America’s Got Talent host David Hasselhoff has won sole custody of his two kids. You may recall this video of the intoxicated Baywatch star rolling around shirtless on the floor eating a hamburger, which was filmed by his 17-year old daughter earlier this year. Apparently, his giant leap off the wagon still didn’t give the court enough reason to side with his ex-wife, who was spotted crying after the decision.

Before announcing the judge’s ruling, Hoff delcared to the waiting paparazzi outside, that it was "a beautiful day to go the beach." Say what? Maybe he was just overcome with joy and couldn’t find the words to express himself, or maybe his daughters should bust out that video camera again.

Do Not Follow Lindsay’s Lead

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Linds_glamThe underage partying ways of Lindsay Lohan that led her to rehab are being used to scare young ones away from the club scene. Well, actually, they’re being used to scare club owners from allowing underage kids admittance to their spots. Earlier this month, the New York Daily News reported on the crackdown, dubbed "Lohan’s Law," and this week two young stars felt its wrath — Rihanna and Cassie were denied entry into the New York album-release party for Fabolous. Poor things. Is this the superstar equivalent of being bullied by a mean girl?

In other Linds news, she’ll supposedly bust out of rehab next week. An unnamed source told the Daily News: "She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day." Ha! Those two sentences together prove that "a lot" does not mean "all." Way to rock the inadvertent irony, unnamed source!

Gunfire Outside Starlets’ Fave Hot Spot

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Someone got a little gun crazy outside exclusive Hollywood night club Teddy’s last night, as shots were fired near the club’s entrance where Paris, Lindsay, Nicole and Britney pose for the paps before boozin’ it up. Luckily they were too busy doin’ time, detoxing, (maybe) battling morning sickness, and attempting to smoke outside a dance studio, and missed the hoopla. You may remember Teddy’s as the spot where LiLo allegedly dabbled in some illegal activity in the bathroom, and where she partied down before these pics were taken.

In fact, the only celeb spotted at Teddy’s was D Lister Kathy Griffin, who exited just before the bullets came flying from a passing car. It’s a great thing everyone is safe, but maybe there’s a message in this:

STAY THE EFF HOME, STARLETS. Cuz all that partying could kill you – literally.