Beyonce Videos: Hot and Thoughtful

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Lil Wayne rhymes “handcuffs” with “pants off” in his f*ck the police opus “Mrs Officer.” He’s not the first guy who’s been hot for a lady in uniform. Bet there’s lots of that lust in the air now that the world is getting a glimpse of Beyonce‘s new “If I Was a Boy” – B looks sweet in her NYPD blues. It’s a message clip, full of implications about stereotyped relationship roles and the friction that’s created when jealousy dominates a domestic scene. It’s also only one of the two videos that Beyonce has dropped today. The other is a dance party dealio, “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It).”

Here’s one perspective on the two-sided move by the R&B princess and the alter-egos she likes to express.

Here’s a full playlist of the new videos, as well as classic clips and exclusives in Box Set.

And here’s the “Single Ladies” clip, after the jump.

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Free Phone Calls From Sharon Osbourne

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We all need a bit of help with our lives. As the ladies on Charm School will attest, Sharon Osbourne knows a thing or two about proper behavior. Like, it’s not wise to over-drink and vomit, and it’s best not to flash your rack in public, and most of all, keep that hoo-hoo covered at all time times – it’s only proper.

If you know a gal pal who needs some of the above advice, we’ve got a way for Sharon to call them and lay down the law. Your friend’s phone will ring, it will look like you’re calling her, but it will be our Charm School queen delivering the lesson. Check our Manner Musts page for all the options.

Watch video clips of Sharon’s advice on ending all sorts of bad etiquette.

A Penny For Their Thoughts: Behind The Scenes Of The I Love Money Reunion

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If money is the root of all evil, reality TV is its fertilizer. I Love Money was a showcase for the depravity to which people will resort to stay in the game (and doing so, let’s not forget, is inextricably bound to staying on TV): the back-stabbing, the lying, the degradation, the cake-throwing, the eating-disorder baiting, the soft-drink pouring, the strategic flirtation, the old throw-up tongue, etc. (Oh, and there were some challenges and athleticism, too!) It was a show whose central character, Megan, claimed upon exiting that she didn’t come to win, but to have fun, turning a reality TV cliche on its bikini-clad ass. This is a new frontier in already rapid Celebreality evolution, the player-for-sport who exists only to amuse herself. (Megan swears that she’s not at all interested in making good TV.) The resulting embarrassment of riches for the audience at home was an afterthought, a mere surplus of enjoyment that had already been had by those involved.

Indeed, with the exception of Mr. Boston, Nibblz and Destiney (all of whom left relatively early in the season), everyone on the show talks about what a great time they had shooting it. And yet, the pervading negativity lingers to the point that my experience on the set of the I Love Money Reunion taping found me shaking my head and saying to myself countless times, “These people really hate each other.” The s***-talk is pure professional-wrestling bravado, but it comes with such frequency and urgency that it feels unavoidably real.

The only thing that was warm and cuddly about I Love Money weighs two pounds and is retarded (see above). Some believe that children are our future, but in this environment a Chihuahua named Lily was the main source of humanity. Take comfort in that little dog because in our backstage recap of the I Love Money Reunion below, the fertilizer sinks in, the evil tree blooms and things get ugly.

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The Pickup Artist 2 Recap – Episode 1 – The Newbies Cometh

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Last season on The Pickup Artist, International Man named Mystery turned a gaggle of lovable but lady-challenged boys into set-opening men who could bounce with the girl of their choice. It warmed our cockles to see eight underdogs all have a chance at love, not just with the ladies, but also by learning to love themselves. And as Ms. Whitney once said, that’s the greatest love of all. The winner of last season, Kosmo, has traveled the world as one of Mystery’s wingmen, teaching other down-on-their-lady-luck men how a pluck of the eyebrows can make all the difference.

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Rock Of Love Charm School Blog Party – Episode 1

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Live …She Said, “Waah, Waah, Waah”Posted at 9:57PM EST

Sharon suggested that rehab might be a better place for Courtney than Charm School before eliminating her. What do you think — should Courtney have been given another chance? Is there any hope for her? Is it fair that Dallas got to stay after the fruit fight?

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I Love Money Reunion: What You Didn’t See

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Because there’s only so much time in any given broadcast, tons of reality gold never ends up making it to air. Because we were on set during the taping of the I Love Money reunion, we got to see everything that went down and can let you in on some of the finer moments that you didn’t get to see. From a whole segment devoted to Rodeo full of tears, name-calling, barbecue sauce and awesomeness to extremely off-color jokes from Mr. Boston to bottle-throwing from Heather, we’ve got the scoop. In the words of Heather: everyone’s getting exposed, motherf***ers!

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