The great thing about Kanye West is that he’s either severely hot or cold about something. Lukewarm just ain’t his thing! So it was no surprise that the man-diva got a little pissed when Entertainment Weekly grade his recent tour a B+ – a grade I would have killed for in grade school/high school/college/life. Kanye went for the mag’s jugular on his blog, writing, “Ya’ll rated my album sh*tty and now ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, f*ck you and the whole f*cking staff!!!”
He then also called them “f*cking trash.” Damn. I rate that rant a A+! Later he calmed down a bit in a post about his Houston show that went awry. “Unfortunatelyfor certain media outlets, you will never be able 2 ‘MichaelJackson’ me,” he wrote. “That means 2 make it seem like everything I do is so weird or out of place… they always try 2 make it seem like everything is about my ego! That joke is getting old.”
It is? Cuz we’re still laughing.
Everyone’s favorite bisexual reality television star is on the cover of the June issue of Blender, and she’s spilling her guts. Tila opens up about why she picked Bobby, her rough childhood and (of course) her bisexuality. We’ve included a few choice quotes below, but you can check out the full article here.
* I think every girl is born bisexual. Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls. But when you’re that young you don’t think, Oh, I’m having sex! I’m a lesbian! Still, I always knew. I didn’t have my first kiss with a guy until I was 15. I was with women long before that.
* On turning down Dani: That was a hard one. I think I was just scared. I’d been with lipstick lesbians but not so much with the more tomboy-type girls, so I picked something that was more predictable. Guys are a bit more predictable.
* On what went wrong with Bobby: Well, as time passes, he gets back into his world and I get back into mine. And we try to keep in touch, but it gets too hard for him to understand that I had a life outside of that show, I have work to do. And he’s still from … wherever he’s from.
Remember when it was okay to find your uncle attractive, if his name was Uncle Jesse? Ahhhh, the sweet, sweet nineties, when flannel was fine and feathered hair was still kinda allowed, unless you lived in Seattle. VH1 is counting down the Top 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90s tomorrow night beginning at 9PM, and we’ve got a sneak peek above of some of the lookers who made it onto the list. The 15 pics are in random order (we’re not giving anything away, natch), and there are 25 other sextastic stars on the countdown. Tune in to find out if your favorite hottie from the last decade made the list and discover who stands tall at number one. Hint: it’s not Marcel the monkey from Friends! Have mercy!
Awww. We were all proud of Kim for ignoring Paris Hilton‘s bag o’ cottage cheese diss about her bum, but it looks like Dash has taken the cruel words to heart! Kimmie K. was spotted getting the VelaShape cellulite removal treatment in Santa Monica, while her sisters (Khloe and Kourtney, we assume) were hooked up with some laser hair removal. The camera crew from their reality TV show was in tow, natch. Nothing is too embarrassing to put on TV!
Here’s Kim looking cellulite-free in Australia this weekend. Hm – if she’s down under, how did she show up in LA for her special skin treatment? Ah, the mysteries of gossip. [NYDN]
After a few months of rumors and buzz, we can confirm that a second season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew is on its way to VH1 and should arrive…soon. Once we can confirm details (cast, etc.), we will. Watch this space!
Crooner R. Kelly is trapped in the courthouse, stuck in the middle of a heated child porn trial revolving around a video of the singer having a three-way with an underaged girl. A new witness is set to testify against Kelly, and is claiming that not only can she identify the young woman in the vid (who appears to be 13 or 14 and whose identity has been disputed in court), but that she too engaged in group sex with R. Kelly when she was a young teenager too! For the record, R. Kelly is 41 years old. Yes, this might just be the grossest thing ever. If only R had just stuck his key in an older ignition, this mess could have been avoided. Beep. [Chicago Sun-Times]
Britney Spears left the safety of Malibu to head to her hometown of Kentwood, LA for her sister’s bridal shower and guess what, the party was apparently “normal!” This not only the first time Brit’s been back to Kentwood in over a year, but it’s also the first time she’s been described as normal in ages. All in all this trip was a huge success! A guest in attendance said that, “Jamie Lynn opened every gift. We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person. It was just a good old-fashioned baby shower.”
B kept it so real in honor of her lil sis, that she got all dolled up in a dress to smoke on the porch and then headed back home to Cali in a sexy get-up of tiny pink shorts and white wedge flip flops. The singer really embodies the greatest joy of motherhood – dressing trashing. Jamie-Lynn has so much to look forward too! [People]
A new spin-off is headed to VH1 this summer and it’ll feature cast members of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York squaring off in the pursuit of cold, hard cash. Here’s the official word on I Love Money:
I Love Money premieres Sunday, July 6 at 9/8c. Hosted by Craig J. Jackson, the 12-episode series will pit 17 all-star contestants against one another for a chance to win a $250,000 grand prize.
The group will travel to Mexico where they will participate in outrageous challenges to test their determination to get rich. For this group of men and women competing for a chance at love is nothing compared to competing for their true heart’s desire, money.
Beginning today and lasting throughout the week, this blog will unveil official shots of each of the contestants. In the coming weeks, we’ll have more details to share, including previews and interviews with the contestants. For now, feast your eyes on some of the dudes from both seasons of I Love New York who’ll compete for the cash:
There’s no question about it: the most popular MC in the game right now is Lil Wayne. Kid came up from N’awlins a few years ago, and step by step he’s blown minds and put asses in motion with each new track dropped. He used to be all about the hustle and the green, but these days our boy is dispensing information about the wild thing, too. “Lollipop,” the saucy single that’s currently rocking the top of the charts suggests that a good romantic relationship is always enhanced by a good physical relationship. LW wants to make it juicy for everyone.
So we figured that he was the perfect dude to help people when it came to issues regarding love and sex. For the next two weeks we want you to send us questions on these subjects. Got intimacy problems? Need to have your bedroom game tightened up? Want to find out if the club is the best place to take a first date? He’ll tape his answers and we’ll start rolling ‘em out on the blog around the end of May. We’re calling this deal “Ask Weezy.” Step off, Dr. Phil, there’s a new shrink in town.
Leave your questions in the Comments section.
After the jump, the twice-booted Miss Rap Supreme contestant talks about her difficulty with English, the homoerotic adventures of some of the girls in the house and why it’s so hard for a woman to make connections in the field of hip-hop (hint: it has to do with sex).