Hey Chris Brown, what do you think you’re doing dating Rihanna? Sure, she’s hot and all, but we thought you were totally into your much-older manager! Have you forgotten all about that sexy, totally inappropriate love affair? We loved the X-Rated you! But now you’ve been spotted taking your crush Rihanna on a cutesy date to a New Jersey restaurant after a recent performance. It’s just so predticable, so tame, so G-Rated. At least spice it up by dating someone a little less wholesome. Britney Spears is single, older and totally f*ckin’ crazy! Or what about starting up a long-distance love affair with Foxy Brown while she’s in jail? That’s the Chris Brown we want to know.
Colin Farrell sat down with our crew to talk about his new film, In Bruges, a dark buddy flick set in the European city of the title in which he plays a suicidal hitman. Buzz has been building around the dark witted film since it opened the first night of Sundance. Above, the actor fills us in on his first time at the festival, with all the naughty banter we’ve come to expect from the Irish bad boy. Here are a slew of celebs who have been prowling the Utah bash.
Some people like to get busy in the alley behind the club after a sweaty night of dancing. Some people like to get busy on the dance floor during a sweaty night of dancing. But some people, especially those who have already experienced the buzz of rocking a sex tape around the Internet for instance, need a more of a thrill. Which is why we’re wondering what the level of grope was when Kim Kardashian and her beau Reggie Bush spent some sensual time in a Sundance photo booth.
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There’s lots of drama in the office of David Newman, cool-ass film agent and dude who lunches simply to be seen. His assistant is quitting to work for his competitor, his clients are falling for the wrong partners, and his pals break up via text-message. Worst of all? He’s got the big-time hots for the agent who prowls the penthouse office.
Want to find out what we’re talking about? For the next six days we’re recapping our “Connected” series, one Webisode at a time. Here’s where you can find out more about the series, here are 10 Things You Should Know going in, and here’s episode 3: “Shining Star.”
Jessica Balks at Break Up Rumors
Simpson is suing the mag that claimed Tony Romo is desperate to dump her, which only makes her seem that much more annoying. [TMZ]
Brit’s Bud Sam Lufti Grilled in Deposition
K-Fed’s lawyers went after Brit’s sidekick Sam, attempting to discover what Britney drinks, thinks and does all day long. Try: vodka, little and nothing. [TMZ]
Angelina Knocked Up with Twins?
Brangelina is well on their way to creating their own country of adorable, well-dressed kids. [Star]
Ledger Family’s Last Messages to Heath
The Aussie fam left their son/brother heartbreaking messages in their local Aussie paper. Read them and weep. [Us]
Heidi & Spencer: Paid for Paparazzi Shots?
The most hated couple from The Hills has a not-so-secret deal with a photo agency that pays them cash for all those posed shots. [Jossip]
Dr. Drew’s weekly commentary on Celebrity Rehab continues! After the jump, VH1′s resident M.D. talks Jeff’s acting out, Vikki’s pills, being a lightning rod and his own sex-symbol status.
Every last Lost fan knows that there’s only a week left until the premiere of Season 4 (Thursday, January 31st at 9/8c to be exact). Since the number 6 seems to be embedded in several of the show’s current promos and will likely be a resonant symbol this time around, here are six Lost news updates to let you know what’s happened since bearded-Jack cried “We have to go back” to Kate on last season’s mind-blowing finale. If you want to stay spoiler-free, don’t freak – all the reveals ahead are minimal. Come back each Friday: We’re posting a recap every week.
• The plan for a 16-episode season has been cut in half due to the ongoing WGA strike. Eight episodes are in the can and, according to producers, the ending will provide just a mild cliff-hanger since they hadn’t anticipated the strike when producing the first batch.
We love John Mayer‘s blog (okay and maybe his first album, too) and were truly saddened to discover that Mr. Mayer had a little freak out and deleted his entire web-wonderland. No more comedy videos, self-aware posts about his own douche-baggery, or rants defending Jessica Simpson against the people of Texas. No more Mayer being Mayer. The singer-songwriter broke up with us in one single post, declaring in large font: “Done & Dusted & Self-Conscious & Back to Work.” Underneath, he blogged, “There is danger in theoretical speculation of battle, in prejudice, in false reasoning, in pride, in braggadocio. There is one safe resource, the return to nature…”
Okay we get it, he’s being all thoughtful and is now returning to his nature, the guitar. We’re not totally dumb (though we don’t get his link to that vortex message board post), but we are totally disappointed. RIP sassy John Mayer blog.
Part of the annual Sundance Festival’s allure are the gifting lounges, spread out all over town, which offer celebrities the chance to pick up high-end products for free. Celebrities are just born lucky, we guess. Gauging from what they wind up holding onto, you can tell what’s going to be hot (as Paris Hilton might say) for the coming year. Some of the hottest lounges this year included the ones from Boost Mobile, Fred Segal and The Hollywood Life House. Who showed up? Well, Paris Hilton, for one. (That’s Paris to the left, displaying her brand new icepod, which, in case you can’t guess, is jewelry for your iPod. It’s made out of real diamonds. Like we said, celebrities are born lucky. And some of them are heiresses.) After the jump, we break down some of the swag celebrities got their hands on.
Go Amy go Amy go! The crack-pipe toting singer has checked herself into rehab again, and hopefully this time things will click. Her record label released the following statement today: “Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction.”
Good for her. [Us]