Or, he pretends to do so. Al Reynolds, who rode Star Jones‘ coattails into a big ass pile of her millions, has created his own YouTube channel to divulge all the deets about his life and his relationship with the infamous Star Jones. The videos are set up like an interview, with some lady playing the part of annoyingly cheesy tabloid reporter. It’s all very bizarre and contrived, which of course means it’s fun as f*ck to watch. Obviously the goal of his new channel is to garner good publicity - or perhaps, any publicity at all - even though no one really cares about this dude now that he’s not banging the former View co-host. But we did learn some interesting things: Al didn’t know all the wedding endorsements were ridiculous and thought it was just how celebs rolled, he and Star decided together that he would quit his job in banking so she could be his Sugar Mama, and while there is a pre-nup, but he can’t talk about it. Oh, and the once-happy couple doesn’t speak, obviously.

We were totally digging Al until he called their break-up “tender.” Not so into him anymore! Watch it here.

Damn. Al Reynolds - Star Jones‘ soon-to-be ex - is looking surprisingly hot in this shirtless pic. Who knew? Now we get why she was down with being a sugar-mama for four years. There was lots of buzz that this snapshot was part of an ad campaign for Under Armour, but the company got their panties in a twist over the allegations and released this statement:

“I wanted to clarify what has been reported. Al Reynolds is not a spokesperson for Under Armour, nor is there any business relationship of any kind between the Under Armour brand and Al Reynolds.”

Okay we get it! He’s just a weird single dude who likes to take sexy crotch-grabbing pics for NO PROFIT. Star, get those divorce papers handy. [Crunk+Disorderly]