We’d never pegged Matthew McConaughey for one of those “I can make a cool million or two if I pimp my month old kid on a magazine cover. Suh-weeeeet!” types, but it turns out, Mr. Naked Bongos is all about they money! He probably figured out how many cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon he can buy with the cash he earned from shilling his kid, and started snapping pics with little Levi was half way out of the womb.

Even the birth was totally McConaughfied. “Contractions started kicking in,” Matt described. “I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

Oh crap. We had high hopes for this kid, but he’s probably already dancing naked in someone else’s crib. [OK!]

Pharrell Williams is going to be a father.  The Neptunes producer has a baby on the way with a “model type” woman who he met in Miami earlier this year.  The New York Post reports that the unidentified woman “is very pregnant and travels with him. She hangs out with the backstage crew when he performs.”  Supposedly the singer is very hush-hush about the pregnancy.  But it’s too late for secrets now, the N.E.R.D. singer’s unborn fetus is already fodder for the New York Post’s ‘Page Six’ and the B.A.B.Y. hasn’t even finished incubating yet.

Nicole Kidman gave birth on Monday morning, but she named her baby Sunday. Nicole and husband Keith Urban welcomed Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, who weighed 6 pounds, 7 ounces, and was born in Nashville this morning.

New daddy Keith released a statement on his web site saying, “Earlier this morning Nic gave birth to our beautiful baby girl, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. We want to thank everybody that has kept us in their thoughts and prayers. We feel very blessed and grateful that we can share this joy with all of you today.”

Urban had spoken about the joys of impending fatherhood in May, and said, “The unknown excites me a lot. What kind of feelings will fatherhood bring? I’m sure I can’t even imagine, but I am really looking forward to finding out.”

Sunday joins older siblings Isabella, 15, and Connor,13, Nicole’s children from her previous marriage to Tom Cruise.

Ay Mami! Check out the photos of J.Lo looking en fuego in a white bikini with hubby Marc Anthony and their twins, Max and Emme, who Jennifer gave birth to just four short months ago. The singers took their spawn on a little vacation to Tenerife, Spain, along with Jennifer’s sister Linda. J.Lo was spotted texting on her cell phone and relaxing in the sun.

Congrats are in order to Tori Spelling and her wallet! The actress and her husband Beefy McBeefcake have popped out another kid - a daughter - and they’re celebrating little Stella Doreen’s birth with a big pile of tabloid photo cash, thanks to their cover spot on OK! mag. We’re not sure why the kid is a miracle - maybe the mag is referencing the fact that Tori still kinda has a career? Either way, Stella is going to be able to afford more fancy things in her first year on earth than we will in a lifetime. Lucky! [OK!]